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Jess the Garden Cryptid 🇵🇸
@jessicadaver.bsky.social
Any pronouns, parent, lover of stuff, enjoyer of things, neurodivergent mess, I sometimes forget this app exists
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Once again, in an exhausted voice: None of the terrible things are a distraction from the other terrible things. It's all happening. It's all real. It's all hurting real people.

When Dems call "distraction," they're failing the people getting hurt.

It's also a terrible strategy.
February 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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More so than a Day of Visibility …

I wish Trans people futures of safety
March 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Farming, foraging, and wooing the town drunk (Stardew Valley)
Confess your crimes to me
March 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Today is Retraction Day, when we observe the anniversary of the retraction (Feb. 2, 2010) of the fraudulent paper that purported to show a link between vaccines and autism. 🧪#medsky
February 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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My hope is for us to all live long enough to be around to see a generation of trans youth who won't believe our stories about how bad things were back in the day.
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It is a good day. One I the first things I see when I opened social media is that Leonard Peltier has finally been granted clemency! He is going home!
January 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Me: "Jimmy Carter funded genocide"

Reply Dorks: "So what? A lot of presidents funded genocide!"
December 30, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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After Biden’s Historic Grants of Clemency, Calls to Commute Leonard Peltier Reignite

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After Biden's Historic Grants of Clemency, Calls to Commute Leonard Peltier Reignite - UNICORN RIOT
Efforts to free Leonard Peltier have reignited after President Biden made the historic act of commuting the sentences of 1,499 Americans in a single day.
unicornriot.ninja
December 30, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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hanukkah sameach & free palestine
December 26, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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Paste-up in Seattle depicting Luigi with the UnitedHealthcare logo crossed out on his backpack
December 12, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Yams would also like to remind you that during the winter, PLEASE bang on your hood/take other measures to make sure any creatures who took refuge under your hood have a chance to bail before you turn your engine on. This is one Yam you don't want to bake!
Say hi to Yams everyone
November 26, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I have an influx of followers, not sure how many are bots and how many are real people. But, so everyone knows, this is the vibe I bring to the table❤️❤️
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
▔▏┗┛▕▔
╱work to build a
▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
| future without US
|imperialism, colonization
| capitalism, racism,
all the phobias,
we punch nazis |
| support unions
hate cops & borders |
and we are hot af
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
November 26, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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POV: You're me visiting a psychic
Me: "sorry, I'm just really nervous, I've never done this, but I need some insight"
Psychic: "of course, what is your question?"
Me: "can you smell this milk, I can't tell if it's still good"
November 25, 2024 at 1:08 AM
One of the last pictures I took of my garden before the freeze. There is a sneaky mantis with one arm hiding.
November 23, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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I just saw an Easter ad so it's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter....
March 4, 2024 at 12:13 AM
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I would die for you - but full disclosure, I'm already very sick
November 20, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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December 25, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Why does it look like a hippo 😭?
According to Russian media, the Moscow Polytechnic Institute has unveiled this "Tesla-killer" made-in-Russia electric vehicle, to be produced by Russian automaker Avtotor by 2025.
December 21, 2023 at 6:19 AM
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AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 13, 2023 at 9:53 AM