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They/Thembo
Big of heart dumb of ass
Forbes 334.9 million under 334.9 million
Big of heart dumb of ass
Forbes 334.9 million under 334.9 million
I'm strong and grown, but emotionally I'm still scared My Dead Dad will yell at me
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I'm strong and grown, but emotionally I'm still scared My Dead Dad will yell at me
White people retiring abroad, you gotta stop calling yourselves ex-pats, you're immigrants. Own it.
February 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
White people retiring abroad, you gotta stop calling yourselves ex-pats, you're immigrants. Own it.
Goodbye came far too soon. I miss you, my little Fleischkugel
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Goodbye came far too soon. I miss you, my little Fleischkugel
Good morning to everyone except Rabbi Jeremiah
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Good morning to everyone except Rabbi Jeremiah
I will pull out your ear drums and use them like bongos
January 23, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I will pull out your ear drums and use them like bongos
I sincerely want to attend, it's just that I would rather die than be observed
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I sincerely want to attend, it's just that I would rather die than be observed
Sooo, being allergic to your own tears is a thing apparently, guess how I found out
January 22, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Sooo, being allergic to your own tears is a thing apparently, guess how I found out
Considering the performances of Adam Sandler and Mel Brooks, the Hotel Transylvania franchise becomes a brutal metaphor for the struggles of the Jewish diaspora, in this essay I will
January 21, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Considering the performances of Adam Sandler and Mel Brooks, the Hotel Transylvania franchise becomes a brutal metaphor for the struggles of the Jewish diaspora, in this essay I will
"Everything is important. Either that, or nothing is. I prefer the former"
#fragglerock
#fragglerock
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 AM
"Everything is important. Either that, or nothing is. I prefer the former"
#fragglerock
#fragglerock
What they don't tell you about how housework is largely invisible labor, is that you will also fail to see how much work you do
January 20, 2026 at 11:34 PM
What they don't tell you about how housework is largely invisible labor, is that you will also fail to see how much work you do
I'm like if a man and a woman had a baby
January 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I'm like if a man and a woman had a baby
So the thing about me is I'm a Glutton
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 AM
So the thing about me is I'm a Glutton
@rifftrax.com is the only streaming source that has never made me watch ads, which makes them The Best
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
@rifftrax.com is the only streaming source that has never made me watch ads, which makes them The Best
This post brought to you by Costco scalloped potatoes and my lactose sensitivity ❤️
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
This post brought to you by Costco scalloped potatoes and my lactose sensitivity ❤️
It's been THREE DAYS
January 3, 2026 at 8:55 PM
It's been THREE DAYS
Unfortunately this is the vibe I bring to the function
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Unfortunately this is the vibe I bring to the function
"Mr Tiger's birthday party" Seen in Compere Lapin, NOLA February 2018.
I have searched for this painting all this time, yet this picture I took is the only proof I can find that it exists. This painting is my white whale
I have searched for this painting all this time, yet this picture I took is the only proof I can find that it exists. This painting is my white whale
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"Mr Tiger's birthday party" Seen in Compere Lapin, NOLA February 2018.
I have searched for this painting all this time, yet this picture I took is the only proof I can find that it exists. This painting is my white whale
I have searched for this painting all this time, yet this picture I took is the only proof I can find that it exists. This painting is my white whale
Found this Halloween card, and immediately had to contact the artist to do another card, it's so good
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Found this Halloween card, and immediately had to contact the artist to do another card, it's so good
I'd wish you luck, but I need it for gambling 🙏🏽
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'd wish you luck, but I need it for gambling 🙏🏽
Doctor: "yeah, that's really weird, you should see someone about that"
Me:
Me:
December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Doctor: "yeah, that's really weird, you should see someone about that"
Me:
Me:
I am my Father's prettiest son 😘
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I am my Father's prettiest son 😘
You can't tell me what to do, you're not the demon I summoned who then overpowered my mind and now puppets this mortal body to drive our world to ruin
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
You can't tell me what to do, you're not the demon I summoned who then overpowered my mind and now puppets this mortal body to drive our world to ruin
*at the dispensary*
"You guys got a military discount???"
"You guys got a military discount???"
December 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
*at the dispensary*
"You guys got a military discount???"
"You guys got a military discount???"
My bedroom, my resting bitch place if you will
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My bedroom, my resting bitch place if you will