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They/Thembo
Big of heart dumb of ass
Forbes 334.9 million under 334.9 million
Big of heart dumb of ass
Forbes 334.9 million under 334.9 million
My favorite drink is something I like to call California Danger Juice, it's 3/4 soju 1/4 tepache
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My favorite drink is something I like to call California Danger Juice, it's 3/4 soju 1/4 tepache
It was never a phase!
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It was never a phase!
Attending my HOA meeting
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Attending my HOA meeting
Take it from me, the hottest bitch in this crawlspace 😎
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Take it from me, the hottest bitch in this crawlspace 😎
"now by the power vested in me by the State of Delusion....."
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"now by the power vested in me by the State of Delusion....."
Sorry, you mean to tell me mascs with straps will drop down from the ceiling in case of emergency??? 🙏🏽👀
November 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sorry, you mean to tell me mascs with straps will drop down from the ceiling in case of emergency??? 🙏🏽👀
What a Pred sees looking at me
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What a Pred sees looking at me
Guess what freak enjoyed Predator: Badlands
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Guess what freak enjoyed Predator: Badlands
Nothing hits quite like the knowledge that your friends have massive dongs
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Nothing hits quite like the knowledge that your friends have massive dongs
Just my luck, a Titanic survivor in the audience
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Just my luck, a Titanic survivor in the audience
*me, standing over you with a bat* "Can I be blunt with you?"
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
*me, standing over you with a bat* "Can I be blunt with you?"
MFW when the King in Yellow tries to flood my mind with the incomprehensible knowledge of all that has been and will ever be but I wasn't paying attention
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
MFW when the King in Yellow tries to flood my mind with the incomprehensible knowledge of all that has been and will ever be but I wasn't paying attention
Do Chinese men automatically gain a Beijing accent when they hit 40 or smth
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Do Chinese men automatically gain a Beijing accent when they hit 40 or smth
Booty shorts, but they just say are you mad at me
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Booty shorts, but they just say are you mad at me
Why would I believe in myself, that's the dumb bitch who got us into this shit in the first place
November 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Why would I believe in myself, that's the dumb bitch who got us into this shit in the first place
Can't wait to turn up like this to family functions and ruin their night with my happiness
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Can't wait to turn up like this to family functions and ruin their night with my happiness
How I be looking at kids in anime costumes every year
November 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
How I be looking at kids in anime costumes every year
Please be patient with me, I've never experienced a Real Bagel
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Please be patient with me, I've never experienced a Real Bagel
Between cheap Mexican food and 3 coffees, I'm ready to shit myself to death today
October 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Between cheap Mexican food and 3 coffees, I'm ready to shit myself to death today
Smoked a bowl and decided to do my eyeliner. Worst. Decision. Ever.
October 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Smoked a bowl and decided to do my eyeliner. Worst. Decision. Ever.
Much to my disgust, I had to sign back in to my old Twitter account to look watch my favorite pornographer
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Much to my disgust, I had to sign back in to my old Twitter account to look watch my favorite pornographer
".....and obviously Plant Horror is COMPLETELY different from Fungal Horror....._
*Tired bookstore employee*
"...yeah, obviously, toootally...."
*Tired bookstore employee*
"...yeah, obviously, toootally...."
October 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
".....and obviously Plant Horror is COMPLETELY different from Fungal Horror....._
*Tired bookstore employee*
"...yeah, obviously, toootally...."
*Tired bookstore employee*
"...yeah, obviously, toootally...."