Jess Blevins
@jessicablevins.bsky.social
Software Engineer 👩💻
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Friend of DeSoto 🖖
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The Slop Society begins!
Lots of reporting suggested that, this time around, Trump and his lawyers would avoid the sloppy legal work that plagued his first administration so they’d fare better in the courts. I see no evidence of that in this round of executive orders. This is poor, slipshod work obviously assisted by AI.
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Slop Society begins!
Started Stardew Valley today, and I start a new job tomorrow. 😅 I have some regrets.
January 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Started Stardew Valley today, and I start a new job tomorrow. 😅 I have some regrets.
Oh no, not Marvel Snap getting hit by the TikTok ban 😭
January 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Oh no, not Marvel Snap getting hit by the TikTok ban 😭
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I'm sad about David Lynch! I love talented freaks!
January 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I'm sad about David Lynch! I love talented freaks!
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Kendrick needs to write an entire concept album about Elon Musk. It might be the only thing potent enough to end this weirdo.
January 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Kendrick needs to write an entire concept album about Elon Musk. It might be the only thing potent enough to end this weirdo.
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everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
January 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
everything about this new Meta AI bot is so dystopian but for me the AI-generated images of nonexistent donated coats is up there
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You can tell companies’ AI projects are going really well because every app is bait-and-switching their most commonly pressed button with something called like “Answers By Glorp” to get people to even accidentally use it
January 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You can tell companies’ AI projects are going really well because every app is bait-and-switching their most commonly pressed button with something called like “Answers By Glorp” to get people to even accidentally use it
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Big tech has no loyalty to the user. They will burn the furniture and the drywall and all of your things if it means they can create more year-over-year growth. Dark times. We must scream at them louder
December 31, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Big tech has no loyalty to the user. They will burn the furniture and the drywall and all of your things if it means they can create more year-over-year growth. Dark times. We must scream at them louder
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Finally starting Star Trek: Enterprise, and wow people were not kidding about these decon gel scenes being super horny. 😳 Wtf.
(I know, Friends of DeSoto, I'm super behind on Greatest Gen! I'm not happy about it either 😭).
(I know, Friends of DeSoto, I'm super behind on Greatest Gen! I'm not happy about it either 😭).
December 27, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Finally starting Star Trek: Enterprise, and wow people were not kidding about these decon gel scenes being super horny. 😳 Wtf.
(I know, Friends of DeSoto, I'm super behind on Greatest Gen! I'm not happy about it either 😭).
(I know, Friends of DeSoto, I'm super behind on Greatest Gen! I'm not happy about it either 😭).
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I sent this adorable kitty Krampus card by Bunny Dee to our vets today! I love her style so much. 💕 www.instagram.com/bunnydee?igs...
December 21, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I sent this adorable kitty Krampus card by Bunny Dee to our vets today! I love her style so much. 💕 www.instagram.com/bunnydee?igs...
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Remember when Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris and he was like “fine…i will put baby in u” like that’s not the craziest fucking thing anyone has ever said
We don’t talk enough about how straight up creepy Elon is to women. Like, if you saw him in a bar you’d reflexively put your hand over your drink.
AOC says we should pass campaign finance reform so everyone can “stop being so scared of what a billionaire man child thinks”.
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
December 20, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Remember when Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala Harris and he was like “fine…i will put baby in u” like that’s not the craziest fucking thing anyone has ever said
Can't believe that was the final episode of Lower Decks 😭
a cartoon character says oh come on in front of a computer screen
Alt: Lieutenant Shaxs is frustrated and yells, "oh come on!" in front of his terminal.
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Can't believe that was the final episode of Lower Decks 😭
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Thanks to Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Republicans cut $190 million for pediatric cancer research from the funding bill.
Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.
Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.
December 19, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Thanks to Elon Musk and Donald Trump, Republicans cut $190 million for pediatric cancer research from the funding bill.
Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.
Congrats to DOGE on their first victory.
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I really appreciate Eric Adams' commitment to doing the weirdest possible thing at every turn (why is he there????)
Mangione arriving at the Wall Street helipad, where he was met by armed law enforcement and Mayor Adams — whose longtime top advisor until last Sunday is appearing in court across the street from Mangione on bribery charges
Credit: NYDN photog Gardiner Anderson
Credit: NYDN photog Gardiner Anderson
December 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I really appreciate Eric Adams' commitment to doing the weirdest possible thing at every turn (why is he there????)
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if we rebranded cajun seasoning as american seasoning we'd move up like two tiers on the global food rankings overnight. something to think about
December 15, 2024 at 11:29 PM
if we rebranded cajun seasoning as american seasoning we'd move up like two tiers on the global food rankings overnight. something to think about
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I never listened to counting crows I grew up on Powerman 5000 like a normal person.
I don't know if there's a band more universally reviled by gen x and lauded by millennials than counting crows
December 11, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I never listened to counting crows I grew up on Powerman 5000 like a normal person.
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I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
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Let's make this clear: My mom's test results for nearly two years indicated possible cancer, but neither she nor her doctors knew this because of a private agreement between her insurer and pathologists to occasionally lie about abnormal or ambiguous test results and falsely report them as normal.
December 8, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Let's make this clear: My mom's test results for nearly two years indicated possible cancer, but neither she nor her doctors knew this because of a private agreement between her insurer and pathologists to occasionally lie about abnormal or ambiguous test results and falsely report them as normal.
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Hi! Didn't really read what you wrote but have some feedback
December 3, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Hi! Didn't really read what you wrote but have some feedback
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Kendrick Lamar’s last 5 Tweets need to be enshrined in the Smithsonian
November 22, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Kendrick Lamar’s last 5 Tweets need to be enshrined in the Smithsonian
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
2025 white house cabinet meeting
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Just wanted to check the weather but it turns out I’m going to need to find Commander Riker instead
November 14, 2024 at 3:53 AM
Just wanted to check the weather but it turns out I’m going to need to find Commander Riker instead
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the important question isn’t “did Harris lose because the left is too woke?” it’s “why isn’t Donald Trump in federal prison?” We’re being subjected to lectures about politics by the people who held all of the power and let this dipshit slip through their grasp.
November 11, 2024 at 7:35 PM
the important question isn’t “did Harris lose because the left is too woke?” it’s “why isn’t Donald Trump in federal prison?” We’re being subjected to lectures about politics by the people who held all of the power and let this dipshit slip through their grasp.