Reverse Narwhal Situation
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I agree with Curtis Sliwa on hobbies, baseball, and breakfast.
Yankees
Knicks
Devils
Magic the Gathering, Strategy Gaming, Transformers
I agree with Curtis Sliwa on hobbies, baseball, and breakfast.
Yankees
Knicks
Devils
Magic the Gathering, Strategy Gaming, Transformers
There's no reward for cowardice so Dem pols might as well put it on the line
Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
Justice Dept. launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor
The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation into impeding law enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
There's no reward for cowardice so Dem pols might as well put it on the line
I can't stop laughing picturing the person who struggles counting to six and then spends several minutes grouping everyone together for a photo and uploading it to a pizza app.
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I can't stop laughing picturing the person who struggles counting to six and then spends several minutes grouping everyone together for a photo and uploading it to a pizza app.
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People sometimes tell me the Dems must be controlled opposition, largely in place only to create the false impression that there is an opposition party.
I think this proves otherwise, because something pretending to be an opposition party would occasionally try to make it believable.
I think this proves otherwise, because something pretending to be an opposition party would occasionally try to make it believable.
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
People sometimes tell me the Dems must be controlled opposition, largely in place only to create the false impression that there is an opposition party.
I think this proves otherwise, because something pretending to be an opposition party would occasionally try to make it believable.
I think this proves otherwise, because something pretending to be an opposition party would occasionally try to make it believable.
The Democratic Party's midterm pitch is that ICE is a lawless rogue agency murdering civilians and we need to elect Democrats to give ICE more money.
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.
Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The Democratic Party's midterm pitch is that ICE is a lawless rogue agency murdering civilians and we need to elect Democrats to give ICE more money.
I am again asking what it's going to take for Democrats to vote out the politicians who keep repeatedly failing them
January 16, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I am again asking what it's going to take for Democrats to vote out the politicians who keep repeatedly failing them
Yeah this franchise is cooked
January 16, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Yeah this franchise is cooked
The Dodgers have added yet another superstar while Hal Steinbrenner chooses to cut payroll instead.
BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell Jeff Passan
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The Dodgers have added yet another superstar while Hal Steinbrenner chooses to cut payroll instead.
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Senate Democrats talking about affordability while federal storm troopers seize cities and murder Americans
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Senate Democrats talking about affordability while federal storm troopers seize cities and murder Americans
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Elizer Darris, Co-Executive Director of the MN Freedom Fund shared this message during a press conference at the government center.
January 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Elizer Darris, Co-Executive Director of the MN Freedom Fund shared this message during a press conference at the government center.
I'm mostly a Filoni hater because Ahsoka was terrible and he sucks at live action. But I'd be lying if I said that the hats weren't a big factor as well.
Star Wars Shake-Up: Kathleen Kennedy Steps Down as George Lucas Protégé Dave Filoni, Exec Lynwen Brennan Take Over Lucasfilm www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
January 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I'm mostly a Filoni hater because Ahsoka was terrible and he sucks at live action. But I'd be lying if I said that the hats weren't a big factor as well.
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ICE must be abolished. It has become a lawless, rogue agency. Federal law enforcement agencies must follow the law, if they're going to have any credibility enforcing it.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
January 15, 2026 at 4:47 PM
ICE must be abolished. It has become a lawless, rogue agency. Federal law enforcement agencies must follow the law, if they're going to have any credibility enforcing it.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.
That's probably because it's the only statement that seems like it came from an actual human being
We recently tested ~ a dozen public statements from a diverse set of Democratic elected officials on the murder of Renee Good and this was the top testing one
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
That's probably because it's the only statement that seems like it came from an actual human being
ThE DeMoCrAtS
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 4:52 PM
ThE DeMoCrAtS
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"He needs to delete that post," - The most Democrat response imaginable to an outright reference to protesters as 'cannon fodder'.
Rep. Lieu: “Greg Bovino last night made a post that essentially called protesters, ‘cannon fodder.’ He needs to delete that post, or he needs to resign…If Greg Bovino and the administration doesn't turn down the rhetoric, it's going to cause more people to get killed.”
January 13, 2026 at 10:18 PM
"He needs to delete that post," - The most Democrat response imaginable to an outright reference to protesters as 'cannon fodder'.
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70+% of Americans:
- tax the rich
- legal weed
- medicare for all
- abolish ICE
"Progressive" Democrats:
- no
- no
- no
- how about ICE has to leave comment cards after they kidnap and pistolwhip your children?
- tax the rich
- legal weed
- medicare for all
- abolish ICE
"Progressive" Democrats:
- no
- no
- no
- how about ICE has to leave comment cards after they kidnap and pistolwhip your children?
January 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
70+% of Americans:
- tax the rich
- legal weed
- medicare for all
- abolish ICE
"Progressive" Democrats:
- no
- no
- no
- how about ICE has to leave comment cards after they kidnap and pistolwhip your children?
- tax the rich
- legal weed
- medicare for all
- abolish ICE
"Progressive" Democrats:
- no
- no
- no
- how about ICE has to leave comment cards after they kidnap and pistolwhip your children?
Magic Cards confirmed edible
In a perfect Lorwyn Eclipsed, there are only boggarts. #MTGLorwyn
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Magic Cards confirmed edible
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“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
Congressional Democrats will respond to this by funding the government, voting for Trump's nominees, and showering ICE in more cash for "training."
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Congressional Democrats will respond to this by funding the government, voting for Trump's nominees, and showering ICE in more cash for "training."
Need all Prayer Warriors on deck 🙏
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Need all Prayer Warriors on deck 🙏
If your manager ever tells you that the company is like a family, he is legally required to give you rides to the airport upon request.
January 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
If your manager ever tells you that the company is like a family, he is legally required to give you rides to the airport upon request.
Inspiring stuff
Q: Is it your posture to put restrictions on ICE as a condition for funding DHS?
JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
JEFFRIES: Renee Good should be alive. There was no justification. There are common sense measures that need to put in place so ICE can conduct itself in manner at least consistent w/ every other law enforcement agency
January 12, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Inspiring stuff