Jeff Boyardee
@jerkstorecalling.bsky.social
Former Fox 11 A-Student of the Week. Current Librarian. I'm 8 1/2 years old and it's as old as I'm going to get. he/him
Guys I think Edgar Wright might be back
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Guys I think Edgar Wright might be back
Can't wait to see Gene Rayburn kiss Glenn Powell
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Can't wait to see Gene Rayburn kiss Glenn Powell
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trump is going to try to introduce zohran to usha
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
trump is going to try to introduce zohran to usha
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The vinyl reissue of Meat Puppets’ ‘Too High to Die’ sounds fantastic. I can’t recommend it enough.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The vinyl reissue of Meat Puppets’ ‘Too High to Die’ sounds fantastic. I can’t recommend it enough.
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
Today as a goof I made an entire room of people look slightly to the left and when I asked them if they could see a building, the rush of power I felt seeing everyone nod yes...I understand why people go into politics
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Today as a goof I made an entire room of people look slightly to the left and when I asked them if they could see a building, the rush of power I felt seeing everyone nod yes...I understand why people go into politics
Walking around the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with a cold beer is a true gender affirming moment.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Walking around the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame with a cold beer is a true gender affirming moment.
You can't make this shit up. I'm at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for a reception. They have an SNL exhibit and you can watch old performances.
THIS GUY AND I CHOOSE THE SAME FUCKING ZAPPA SET
THIS GUY AND I CHOOSE THE SAME FUCKING ZAPPA SET
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You can't make this shit up. I'm at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for a reception. They have an SNL exhibit and you can watch old performances.
THIS GUY AND I CHOOSE THE SAME FUCKING ZAPPA SET
THIS GUY AND I CHOOSE THE SAME FUCKING ZAPPA SET
So begins three very busy days. If you're at OLC don't look at me as I'll almost assuredly be sweaty
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
So begins three very busy days. If you're at OLC don't look at me as I'll almost assuredly be sweaty
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“hey man i can’t reach these tacos”
November 16, 2025 at 7:41 AM
“hey man i can’t reach these tacos”
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this take gets annoying as a southerner. you should not give up on the south, but no, it is not red because of voter suppression or a lack of funding for dems. doug jones raised shitloads of money and lost. it is red because the overwhelming majority are extremely racist white conservatives
I understand why a lot of white liberals are like, fuck the south, because they think about the people in power who are mostly white conservatives. But that is only because of Jim Crow, voter suppression, a lack of real funding for Dems there
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
this take gets annoying as a southerner. you should not give up on the south, but no, it is not red because of voter suppression or a lack of funding for dems. doug jones raised shitloads of money and lost. it is red because the overwhelming majority are extremely racist white conservatives
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Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
Nw: I'm finally filling in a major gap in my Ernest knowledge
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Nw: I'm finally filling in a major gap in my Ernest knowledge
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Week's listens
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Week's listens
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This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is unbearably funny
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
Using my horrid Saturday shift to do the PowerPoint slides I put off to the last minute
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Using my horrid Saturday shift to do the PowerPoint slides I put off to the last minute
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apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe
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If a soundcloud rapper can become mayor of New York City, perhaps the stage is set for a harsh noise President
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If a soundcloud rapper can become mayor of New York City, perhaps the stage is set for a harsh noise President
Nw: I have the day off tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Nw: I have the day off tomorrow
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The best movie ending of the decade so far is Sorcerer (1977)
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The best movie ending of the decade so far is Sorcerer (1977)
In answering a patron's question, I said "The windows are part of the wall," an observation so stupid I should be put down for thinking it.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In answering a patron's question, I said "The windows are part of the wall," an observation so stupid I should be put down for thinking it.