Jeff Boyardee
@jerkstorecalling.bsky.social
Former Fox 11 A-Student of the Week. Current Librarian. I'm 8 1/2 years old and it's as old as I'm going to get. he/him
Can't wait to see Gene Rayburn kiss Glenn Powell
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Can't wait to see Gene Rayburn kiss Glenn Powell
You can't make this shit up. I'm at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for a reception. They have an SNL exhibit and you can watch old performances.
THIS GUY AND I CHOOSE THE SAME FUCKING ZAPPA SET
THIS GUY AND I CHOOSE THE SAME FUCKING ZAPPA SET
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You can't make this shit up. I'm at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for a reception. They have an SNL exhibit and you can watch old performances.
THIS GUY AND I CHOOSE THE SAME FUCKING ZAPPA SET
THIS GUY AND I CHOOSE THE SAME FUCKING ZAPPA SET
So begins three very busy days. If you're at OLC don't look at me as I'll almost assuredly be sweaty
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
So begins three very busy days. If you're at OLC don't look at me as I'll almost assuredly be sweaty
RIP John Cherry you shaped my childhood and by extension my adulthood more than any other figure
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
RIP John Cherry you shaped my childhood and by extension my adulthood more than any other figure
Nw: I'm finally filling in a major gap in my Ernest knowledge
November 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Nw: I'm finally filling in a major gap in my Ernest knowledge
Week's listens
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Week's listens
Using my horrid Saturday shift to do the PowerPoint slides I put off to the last minute
November 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Using my horrid Saturday shift to do the PowerPoint slides I put off to the last minute
Nw: I have the day off tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Nw: I have the day off tomorrow
I imagine if I were watching one of the year's largest Supreme Court cases and I just saw John Mulaney sitting in the back, I'd start questioning my sanity.
November 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I imagine if I were watching one of the year's largest Supreme Court cases and I just saw John Mulaney sitting in the back, I'd start questioning my sanity.
Steve Hackett was, without a doubt, the Uncle Event of the Year. 2.5 hours of guitar solos and 70-year-old men passionately singing along to the most ridiculous lyrics you've ever heard. It was incredible, I'm glad I made the Last-Minute decision to go.
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Steve Hackett was, without a doubt, the Uncle Event of the Year. 2.5 hours of guitar solos and 70-year-old men passionately singing along to the most ridiculous lyrics you've ever heard. It was incredible, I'm glad I made the Last-Minute decision to go.
I am the youngest man here by 30 years. And believe you me it is Mostly Men.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I am the youngest man here by 30 years. And believe you me it is Mostly Men.
I know I've said it before but The Beat Farmers crafted one of my favorite lines of all time
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I know I've said it before but The Beat Farmers crafted one of my favorite lines of all time
Week's listens. Very Genesis-heavy, full of my lowest-ranked albums
November 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Week's listens. Very Genesis-heavy, full of my lowest-ranked albums
I joined the Genesis subreddit and honestly it's one of the best moves I made all month. Every post brings a smile to my face. Nobody loves a band like Genesis fans
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I joined the Genesis subreddit and honestly it's one of the best moves I made all month. Every post brings a smile to my face. Nobody loves a band like Genesis fans
Most people don't know this scene was ad-libbed. Auguste and Louis Lumière were trying to film two dogs doing it, when the train arrived early and got in the way. However, as they were watching it on the monitor, they got so scared by the oncoming train they left it in.
October 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Most people don't know this scene was ad-libbed. Auguste and Louis Lumière were trying to film two dogs doing it, when the train arrived early and got in the way. However, as they were watching it on the monitor, they got so scared by the oncoming train they left it in.
Your childless friends at 9:30 on a Sunday night
October 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Your childless friends at 9:30 on a Sunday night
Turn on YouTube. Any channel.
October 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Turn on YouTube. Any channel.
I'm looking at '92 Roadmasters and I could do a lot worse
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I'm looking at '92 Roadmasters and I could do a lot worse
Week's listens
October 24, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Week's listens
Happy Electric Nebraska Release Day to all across this world!!!
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Happy Electric Nebraska Release Day to all across this world!!!
Getting real They Live vibes off this sign
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Getting real They Live vibes off this sign
Got all dressed for the gym but we forgot they closed early tonight so new barcade it was
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Got all dressed for the gym but we forgot they closed early tonight so new barcade it was
This stuff drives me nuts. "What's gonna happen to me?" Iunno they'll probably shoot you like a horse! Only way to find out is to actually ask the library you borrowed it from and not a bunch of people on a computer!
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This stuff drives me nuts. "What's gonna happen to me?" Iunno they'll probably shoot you like a horse! Only way to find out is to actually ask the library you borrowed it from and not a bunch of people on a computer!
Newest read is Loving, Ohio by Matthew Erman & Sam Beck. I'm sorry but I just do not care about YA books I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Newest read is Loving, Ohio by Matthew Erman & Sam Beck. I'm sorry but I just do not care about YA books I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this