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Funniest line reading of all time, and it’s not close. RIP Maggie Smith.
September 27, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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This little asshole has cost us $24 in two days on replaced cheese that she has licked while customers weren't looking.
September 28, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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Lucy.
September 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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reading the new coates and it feels very indebted to DuBois’ 1920 memoir “Darkwater: Voices from Within the Veil”
September 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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September 28, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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An innocent Gen Zer recently asked the Daria Reddit community if people were REALLY that obsessed with diet culture and thinness in the 90s and 2000s, and oh, the expressions of raw Gen X and Millennial trauma that ensued
September 26, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Pro tip: if you are in a random building in midtown and a handwritten sign by the elevator says "World's Best Cheese, 5th floor" - go to the 5th floor. You might just stumble on an Aladdin's cave of high end cheese samples meant for the pros, but with no bouncer to keep out riffraff like you.
September 27, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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same story everywhere. nimby dead-enders can’t win with the public so they file spurious lawsuits in hopes of getting a sympathetic judge www.arlnow.com/2024/09/27/b...
BREAKING: Judge overturns Missing Middle zoning changes | ARLnow.com
A circuit court judge has overturned Arlington's Missing Middle zoning changes. Judge David Schell ruled against the county on four counts this morning (Friday), finding that the county failed to adeq...
www.arlnow.com
September 27, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Who did this 😂
September 27, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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This weekend, the Detroit Tigers ends it season with 3 games vs White Sox.

If the Tigers win one game, they go to the post season.

If the Sox lose one game, they set the record for worst season in the modern era.

Stakes!

Lagniappe: Tigers TV P-B-P announcer is Jason Benetti, ex Sox TV guy.
September 27, 2024 at 5:27 PM
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This might be the worst one yet. What a horrifying way to frame Trump's sexual violence. A guy who is a fucking coin flip away from the Presidency.
September 27, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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new cat color just dropped
September 27, 2024 at 5:20 AM
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Menstrual surveillance in a Trump presidency: up to the states.
September 27, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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September 27, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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Gladiator has a special place in my heart because it was the first film i saw with my mother where i took HER. She didn't take me.

I was back from uni. I knew she loved history but didn't think she was 'allowed' to. I bought the tickets. She came with me. /1
September 27, 2024 at 9:06 PM
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they gave us clues about diddy on scary movie 24 years ago
September 27, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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“They had ‘incredible’ sex over FaceTime, according to another source, with Nuzzi noting to pals that the 70-year-old had impressive sexual stamina.” pagesix.com/2024/09/27/g...
Exclusive | RFK Jr. and star journalist Olivia Nuzzi had ‘incredible’ FaceTime sex, said they loved each other: sources
The political scion had to use every move he knows to seduce New York Magazine’s Washington correspondent — but, boy, did it work.
pagesix.com
September 27, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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It’s hard to fully comprehend how many people can see something we post online.

Imagine a place filled with as many people as your follower count and saying one of your posts out loud to all of them.

I get awkward when maybe 10 or more people are listening to me in person, let alone thousands.
September 27, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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This guy is running for Congress in one of the tightest races in Virginia. He is single, so he borrowed a family for photos. Check out the NYT caption. These people are... weird.
September 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Pessoal, a pedra acabou rolando lá pra baixo. Amanhã eu tento de novo :(
September 27, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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September 27, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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Meal prepping is like “what if for lunch every day I gave myself a tiny little punishment for being alive?”
September 27, 2024 at 7:58 PM