Amber Jentink
jentinka.bsky.social
Amber Jentink
@jentinka.bsky.social
#atheist #kopimism #polyamorous
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Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors
March 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Dear manager, this week I:

1) Tumbled out bed
2) Stumbled to the kitchen
3) Poured myself a cup of ambition
4) Jumped in the shower and the blood started pumpin'
5) Out on the street the traffic started jumpin' with folks like me on the job from nine to five
Dear manager, this week I:

1) Woke up
2) Decided what type of man I will be
3) Walked a total of 1,000 miles, split into two segments of 500
4) Fell down at your door
5) Da da da (da da da), da da da (da da da), da da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da
February 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.
February 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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X marks the spot.
February 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
February 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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As a writer, I find Ayn Rand's career fascinating because that woman is literally the human version of the law of diminishing returns, every single thing she wrote was worse than the previous thing she wrote, it's extraordinary
February 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Realizing there are hearing impaired individuals watching the Superbowl who have never heard a Drake song and the only thing they know about him is that he's a pedophile
The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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The exact same story, covered two different ways.

Don’t listen to the people who say there’s no better way to communicate urgency than what our political elites are doing
February 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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A reminder: in the past, when a singer's mic cut out during the U.S. National Anthem at a hockey game in Canada, the entire arena stepped in, singing every single word of the Star Spangled Banner together.

Tonight, thanks to Trump, Canada is booing during the National Anthem.
February 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
January 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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My introduction to #booksky I guess?

📚 Reading is political
🎧 Audiobooks count as reading
📖 Reading is not a competition
🤔 Reading critically & reading for fun are not mutually exclusive
👉 If you support problematic authors, you deserve to be called out on it
🚫 Toxic positivity can eff off
January 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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1. @40yearsago.bsky.social @100yearsago.bsky.social @200yearsago.bsky.social

My other live history reporting accounts (covering the events of 1985, 1925, 1825, 1725, 1625, and 1525)

The 1985 News account is also run by my good friend @chantingmammal.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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"There is, unfortunately, no law of nature that says democracy can’t be brought down and wars can’t be started by a bunch of clowns if they have enough support from people, parties, and institutions who enable them." thomaszimmer.substack.com/p/navigating...
Navigating the Nonsense and Propaganda of Clownish Authoritarianism
Ignoring what Trump says won’t work. Constant outrage is not a viable strategy either. We must find a more productive way to engage Trump’s dangerous outlandishness
thomaszimmer.substack.com
January 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Sharing this live Google map for Eaton Fire showing actual locations of structure fires in Altadena & Pasadena south of the foothills.
Is there a similar map for the Palisades Fire?
maps.app.goo.gl/Ad8cboXbwwuV...
#PalisadesFire #EatonFire #LAFire
Google Maps
Find local businesses, view maps and get driving directions in Google Maps.
maps.app.goo.gl
January 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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They want us to memory hole tearing down the American flag to fly Trump’s.
January 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Books are a total scam.
Every single word is already in the dictionary—they’re just selling them back to you in a different order.
December 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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legacy news: Why would someone do this brazen shooting

shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane

legacy news: Perhaps it was video games?

shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed

legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know
December 11, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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Most of America right now.
December 7, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?

Signed, a librarian.
December 7, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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I wanted to create something nostalgic that ties into the cozy vibes of the holiday season, so here's Ur 1st PC — a vintage-style computer inspired by the early 2000s. 🎄💾

🔗 Get it for free on my Patreon!

www.patreon.com/posts/ur-1st...

#TheSims4 #s4cc
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM