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Jenn (She/Her)
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Running on empty!!
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Really, Costume Culture? You couldn’t throw the Coens a little $$$?
October 9, 2023 at 8:34 PM
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any potato can be a breakfast potato
want to eat chips for breakfast but due to the tyranny of cultural time i should cook breakfast potatos instead. i need to be free.
September 22, 2023 at 2:44 PM
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Really, if you want to keep vast sums of cash in your house while maintaining deniability, the very least you could do is keep it in a jacket with someone ELSE's name on it
One of the little pleasures of Fall is putting on a jacket you haven't worn for many months and finding a couple of bucks inside.
September 22, 2023 at 2:42 PM
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As I said repeatedly during the Trump presidency and candidacy, people underestimate just how popular bigotry is. They don’t want to be called bigots, but they absolutely want to be bigots.
I feel like there is a tendency to overestimate how society will respond to even the most overt antisemitism. I just logged on to Twitter and the first four ads I got were from Apple, Pfizer, Samsung and Amazon. It’s been months since Musk invited back Anglin et al. They don’t care.
Look, if there's one thing advertisers want to be associated with, it's "I have imagined a deranged scenario in which the Jews owe me billions of dollars for conspiring against me and my Nazi friends."
September 5, 2023 at 8:31 PM
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If, when you leave this earth, the stories that come out about you are the kindnesses you offered, not the awfulness you got away with, you did all right with your time here.
I’ve never heard a bad story or word about Jimmy Buffet.
September 3, 2023 at 2:59 PM
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The difference between Bluesky and Twitter isn't that there are no crappy people here; this place has 840k users as of this instant, it's impossible some of them won't be trolls, creeps or malign. The difference is the ethos here is "Don't engage, just block." The moment the mask comes off, block.
Sadly, this place is becoming more like Twitter every day. I just saw some asshat compare wanting to retain copyright over a book you wrote to being Hitler.
September 1, 2023 at 12:55 PM
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“ethically rather mean-spirited”

goddamn Le Guin read her like a board book
I often think about all the flack Ursula K LeGuin and Terry Pratchett received for their fair criticism of Rowling's work. Now people are saying the same things.
August 31, 2023 at 2:37 PM
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I'm not too good at math can someone help me figure this out
July 8, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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August 15, 2023 at 1:20 AM
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If Donald Trump doesn’t get indicted every few weeks he gets sick like E.T.
August 15, 2023 at 1:13 AM
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August 9, 2023 at 9:49 PM
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doctor: if you're pagliacci you legally have to tell me
July 29, 2023 at 8:54 PM
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This is some brilliant cosplay
August 7, 2023 at 6:34 PM
There's a woman in the waiting room actively plucking her chin hairs and I realize I am but a but a bog witch novice.
August 7, 2023 at 6:50 PM
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sounds about right
August 3, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Unsolicited from a coworker: If you keep scowling like that your face will stay that way.
Me: Good. People should know who they're dealing with today.
He doesn't understand that I'm morphing into my final form of bog witch.
July 31, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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in retrospect it is kind of amazing that peewee's playhouse was allowed on TV
July 31, 2023 at 5:27 PM
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Texas A&M suspended a professor after a student accused her of criticizing Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick during a lecture
Texas A&M suspended professor accused of criticizing Lt. Gov. Dan Pat…
The professor, an expert on the opioids crisis, was placed on paid administrative leave and investigated, raising questions about the extent of political interference in higher education, particularl�...
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July 25, 2023 at 1:28 PM
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imo people need to stop thinking “haha what a dipshit, he didn’t even check if that was legal” and start realizing that he does not care if anything is legal
July 25, 2023 at 2:18 AM
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some hills are just better to nap on
conserve your energy
July 19, 2023 at 4:36 PM
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A group of Indiana Joneses is called a “pillage.”
July 21, 2023 at 9:16 PM
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July 21, 2023 at 9:33 PM
Someone at the office has a toaster. The smell of toast is in the air and I want it. I’ve now added a load of bread to my shopping list. Someone narc’d on the rogue toaster. I hope they stay hidden and live to toast another day. #proofficetoaster
July 20, 2023 at 3:43 PM
It’s been a rough couple of days. Keep a good thought for Rhett and his recovery. This sweet boy was adopted in April of 2020 and as of Monday he was surrendered to a vet clinic across town thin as a rail, covered in fleas, and severely jaundiced. He’s had a blood transfusion and supportive care.
July 12, 2023 at 4:58 PM