Jennifer R Bernstein
@jenniferrenu.bsky.social
Writer of lots of things in various places. Co-founded The New Inquiry. New to here.
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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the sickos man is very cold. let him inside
March 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the sickos man is very cold. let him inside
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Happy Opening Day
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Happy Opening Day
i’m gonna fuckin vomit
Trump: "We're gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too. The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we're talking about, it's gonna be great. Fertilization. I'm still very proud of it, I don't care. I'll be known as the fertilization president and that's okay."
March 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i’m gonna fuckin vomit
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
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I found where they’re conserving you
March 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I found where they’re conserving you
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Really enjoyed this
‘Eephus’ Director Carson Lund On Baseball As A Way Of Being | Defector
Eephus, which opens theatrically in limited release beginning March 7, is “designed to break your heart.” Directed and co-written by Carson Lund in his feature debut, the film unfolds across the lengt...
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March 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Really enjoyed this
“there are worse things than death, and we do ‘em all in the ICU.” -my husband
She’s not the type to go out without a fight [laying near motionless for a week, tubes in every natural orifice and a few artificial ones too, blood siphoned every four hours to sate the curiosity of the gremlins in the clinic lab], she’s got grit.
February 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
“there are worse things than death, and we do ‘em all in the ICU.” -my husband
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Meta illegaly downloaded 80+ terabytes of books from LibGen, Anna's Archive, and Z-library to train their AI models.
In 2010, Aaron Swartz downloaded only 70 GBs of articles from JSTOR (0.0875% of Meta). Faced $1 million in fine and 35 years in jail. Took his own life in 2013.
In 2010, Aaron Swartz downloaded only 70 GBs of articles from JSTOR (0.0875% of Meta). Faced $1 million in fine and 35 years in jail. Took his own life in 2013.
February 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Meta illegaly downloaded 80+ terabytes of books from LibGen, Anna's Archive, and Z-library to train their AI models.
In 2010, Aaron Swartz downloaded only 70 GBs of articles from JSTOR (0.0875% of Meta). Faced $1 million in fine and 35 years in jail. Took his own life in 2013.
In 2010, Aaron Swartz downloaded only 70 GBs of articles from JSTOR (0.0875% of Meta). Faced $1 million in fine and 35 years in jail. Took his own life in 2013.
genuinely wish i were better at eating shit but here we are
I don’t have to fend off the desire to comply in advance. Anyone who knows me knows that, fortunately or unfortunately, I would rather die than let someone I don’t respect tell me what to do.
February 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
genuinely wish i were better at eating shit but here we are
one of the few upsides to being a girl in this world is finding the perfect scent layers to make yourself smell fucking amazing
February 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
one of the few upsides to being a girl in this world is finding the perfect scent layers to make yourself smell fucking amazing
my life being held together by dry shampoo and 115 lbs of dog
February 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
my life being held together by dry shampoo and 115 lbs of dog
just that classic tweet unto infinity “how’s everyone doing i’ll go first i’m bad”
January 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
just that classic tweet unto infinity “how’s everyone doing i’ll go first i’m bad”
sometimes putatively smart people post something so moronic i’m forced to wonder if they’re sentient
January 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
sometimes putatively smart people post something so moronic i’m forced to wonder if they’re sentient
Anora was stupid. yeah i said it
January 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Anora was stupid. yeah i said it
most uninspiring oscar noms i think i’ve ever seen
January 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
most uninspiring oscar noms i think i’ve ever seen
absolutely obsessed with all the southerners’ videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time, keep ‘em coming
January 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
absolutely obsessed with all the southerners’ videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time, keep ‘em coming
The Pitt is a good illustration of the truth that fiction can be super realistic yet bad (the art(ifice) is what makes it good)
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Pitt is a good illustration of the truth that fiction can be super realistic yet bad (the art(ifice) is what makes it good)
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I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider...
January 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I get no thanks or recognition for Not Being Worse. I could be worse and yet I choose not to be. But if this continues perhaps I'll be forced to reconsider...
at this point i no longer believe in the concept of “life goals” except for one, which is not to get norovirus
January 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
at this point i no longer believe in the concept of “life goals” except for one, which is not to get norovirus
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i don't know, i like the washington post's new motto
January 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i don't know, i like the washington post's new motto
probably the most oft-heard phrase in this household is “i’m ordering sushi, do u want anything”
January 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
probably the most oft-heard phrase in this household is “i’m ordering sushi, do u want anything”
all wives (of men) are tradwives…yeah i said it www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Doomed to Be a Tradwife
Can a marriage ever truly be equal?
www.theatlantic.com
January 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
all wives (of men) are tradwives…yeah i said it www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
CONTROVERSIAL: winter rules and i’ll never live somewhere without it again
January 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
CONTROVERSIAL: winter rules and i’ll never live somewhere without it again