Sparkles Peterson
@jennifermcclelland.bsky.social
Ne plus ultra of B+ culture and stealer of lines from MC Paul Barman.
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If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
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December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
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The replies here make me feel pretty darn good.
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December 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The replies here make me feel pretty darn good.
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We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.
December 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We’re not running out of good ideas, but the tech fetishists who have no ideas other than “but I put a lot of money and emotion into this basket” always do, and their narcissism does not allow them to consider that their failed ideas suck, and the flop sweat is palpable.
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console
My dummy:
My dummy:
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console
My dummy:
My dummy:
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if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
if THIS FLAG OFFENDS YOU
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
I'LL HELP YOU PACK
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Newsom is saying “we don’t want to alienate billionaires” like they are normal people with normal values and desires, this guy is trying to say that billionaires deserve to be heard just as much as YOU DO
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Newsom is saying “we don’t want to alienate billionaires” like they are normal people with normal values and desires, this guy is trying to say that billionaires deserve to be heard just as much as YOU DO
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
this really isn’t an exaggeration
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Zohran won for a lot of reasons but I think a really huge one is he actually likes NYC. Conservatives and liberals both act like I live in a war zone instead of the coolest place on the planet. But Zohran told the truth: that living in a city, but especially this city, just fuckin rocks.
November 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Zohran won for a lot of reasons but I think a really huge one is he actually likes NYC. Conservatives and liberals both act like I live in a war zone instead of the coolest place on the planet. But Zohran told the truth: that living in a city, but especially this city, just fuckin rocks.
Im sure his female students will be overjoyed by this news.
Breaking News: Larry Summers said he was “deeply ashamed” about his ties to Jeffrey Epstein, and would step back from public commitments, but continue teaching.
Larry Summers to Step Back From Public Commitments Over Epstein Emails
New emails showed that Dr. Summers, a former Harvard president, had stayed in touch with Jeffrey Epstein for years after Mr. Epstein faced sex trafficking charges.
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November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Im sure his female students will be overjoyed by this news.
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They rounded a bunch of random Venezuelans with tats and pretended they were in tren de aragua, then started blowing up random Venezuelan boats they claim “carried drugs,” in order to slowly groom their base into supporting a full ground war on Venezuela that was always about oil
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
They rounded a bunch of random Venezuelans with tats and pretended they were in tren de aragua, then started blowing up random Venezuelan boats they claim “carried drugs,” in order to slowly groom their base into supporting a full ground war on Venezuela that was always about oil
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
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The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The company says it’s heartbreaking, they promise improvements, new guardrails. Anything but shutting it down. Suicide is just a metric in their ongoing beta test.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
Sam Altman and everyone like him should be in fucking jail.
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mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
mayor zohran sir please immediately dispatch the boppers, gramercy riffs, turnbull ac's, hi-hats, electric eliminators, rogues, lizzies, orphans, punks and warriors to chicago to join the fight against ice
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cuomo was doing a lot of this
October 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
cuomo was doing a lot of this
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oh no the slavery war criminal house is gonna look different this is an important thing to give a shit about!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
oh no the slavery war criminal house is gonna look different this is an important thing to give a shit about!!!!
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honestly, him ripping down the white house or putting his dumb face on a coin doesn’t matter AT ALL
we have a gestapo kidnapping brown people using legalized racism, the government is shut down, the president is a pedophile, and literally everything is unaffordable
FOCUS ON SHIT THAT MATTERS
we have a gestapo kidnapping brown people using legalized racism, the government is shut down, the president is a pedophile, and literally everything is unaffordable
FOCUS ON SHIT THAT MATTERS
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
honestly, him ripping down the white house or putting his dumb face on a coin doesn’t matter AT ALL
we have a gestapo kidnapping brown people using legalized racism, the government is shut down, the president is a pedophile, and literally everything is unaffordable
FOCUS ON SHIT THAT MATTERS
we have a gestapo kidnapping brown people using legalized racism, the government is shut down, the president is a pedophile, and literally everything is unaffordable
FOCUS ON SHIT THAT MATTERS
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i’m Team Throw That Guy Under the Bus Immediately but maybe this could at least be a moment to examine the predominant culture of the U.S. armed forces lol
October 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i’m Team Throw That Guy Under the Bus Immediately but maybe this could at least be a moment to examine the predominant culture of the U.S. armed forces lol
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It’s actually pretty cool that in this time where our birth control access is threatened, men help out by buying cybertrucks
October 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s actually pretty cool that in this time where our birth control access is threatened, men help out by buying cybertrucks