A small reminder that will do no good but might make me feel better: I get paid to tell lies. I do not get paid to use Bluesky. If I am telling funny animal stories, they are 100% true, even when told in a humorous way. You want lies? PAY ME.
September 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
A small reminder that will do no good but might make me feel better: I get paid to tell lies. I do not get paid to use Bluesky. If I am telling funny animal stories, they are 100% true, even when told in a humorous way. You want lies? PAY ME.
I’m hearing people say that Bluesky is mean and toxic to people who express disagreement with progressive politics but when I ask which issues they’re disagreeing about exactly they keep not saying
September 27, 2024 at 6:15 AM
I’m hearing people say that Bluesky is mean and toxic to people who express disagreement with progressive politics but when I ask which issues they’re disagreeing about exactly they keep not saying
i couldn't sleep last night so i made the dumbest comic ever and when i was done i passed out like the power of creativity sapped all of my energy and I was just a vessel for a terrible pun
September 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
i couldn't sleep last night so i made the dumbest comic ever and when i was done i passed out like the power of creativity sapped all of my energy and I was just a vessel for a terrible pun
I’m the median American swing state voter. I wake up at 7am, get my kids ready for school, and then spend the next eight hours with my head stuck in the toilet, pausing only to speak to New York Times pollsters on my landline
September 28, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I’m the median American swing state voter. I wake up at 7am, get my kids ready for school, and then spend the next eight hours with my head stuck in the toilet, pausing only to speak to New York Times pollsters on my landline
My girl Chappell Roan needs to get off the internet. She suddenly got very popular and is under the microscope and she is responding to everything and just tearing herself apart. Please I beg, stop reading the comments section, the people who love you will be at your shows and making fan art 💖
September 28, 2024 at 1:10 AM
My girl Chappell Roan needs to get off the internet. She suddenly got very popular and is under the microscope and she is responding to everything and just tearing herself apart. Please I beg, stop reading the comments section, the people who love you will be at your shows and making fan art 💖
The craziest shit for me is that there's an audio recording of Donald Trump asking for Georgia officials to "find votes" in 2020 and he's running now. How is that not instantly disqualifying? We HEARD him. Not Meadows. Not Giuliani. How is asking officials for votes (with proof) not instant jail?
September 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
The craziest shit for me is that there's an audio recording of Donald Trump asking for Georgia officials to "find votes" in 2020 and he's running now. How is that not instantly disqualifying? We HEARD him. Not Meadows. Not Giuliani. How is asking officials for votes (with proof) not instant jail?
This graph is astonishing. The people that bang on about “natural birth” and “women have been doing this forever without help” need to be forced to stare at this until their eyes water.
September 28, 2024 at 6:34 PM
This graph is astonishing. The people that bang on about “natural birth” and “women have been doing this forever without help” need to be forced to stare at this until their eyes water.
people with the entirety of all recorded music ever at their fingertips available to stream near instantaneously will be like "check this track out" and it's "teardrop" by massive attack, again
September 27, 2024 at 2:28 PM
people with the entirety of all recorded music ever at their fingertips available to stream near instantaneously will be like "check this track out" and it's "teardrop" by massive attack, again
Two times over a three year period I found myself needing an old computer cord which I'd previously gotten rid of to declutter, leading me to need to order another for $6. Let my story be a warning to not ever, for any reason, however antiquated or unrelated to your usual work, get rid of any cords.
September 27, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Two times over a three year period I found myself needing an old computer cord which I'd previously gotten rid of to declutter, leading me to need to order another for $6. Let my story be a warning to not ever, for any reason, however antiquated or unrelated to your usual work, get rid of any cords.