Naomi
jenellenaomi3.bsky.social
Naomi
@jenellenaomi3.bsky.social
I love dogs
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Zoolander (Film / DVD: 2001)
September 28, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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I need another phone to look at when I need a break from my phone.
September 28, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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A small reminder that will do no good but might make me feel better: I get paid to tell lies. I do not get paid to use Bluesky. If I am telling funny animal stories, they are 100% true, even when told in a humorous way. You want lies? PAY ME.
September 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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I’m hearing people say that Bluesky is mean and toxic to people who express disagreement with progressive politics but when I ask which issues they’re disagreeing about exactly they keep not saying
September 27, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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Whenever a game gets delayed, I think about this famous Shigeru Miyamoto quote
September 28, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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before iphones, this was the pinnacle of technology
September 28, 2024 at 12:18 PM
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Wow honestly they could just ditch the whole Ghost thing and make a game about her she sounds like a god damn super hero.
September 27, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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i couldn't sleep last night so i made the dumbest comic ever and when i was done i passed out like the power of creativity sapped all of my energy and I was just a vessel for a terrible pun
September 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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I’m the median American swing state voter. I wake up at 7am, get my kids ready for school, and then spend the next eight hours with my head stuck in the toilet, pausing only to speak to New York Times pollsters on my landline
September 28, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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My girl Chappell Roan needs to get off the internet. She suddenly got very popular and is under the microscope and she is responding to everything and just tearing herself apart. Please I beg, stop reading the comments section, the people who love you will be at your shows and making fan art 💖
September 28, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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“Chappell Roan” sounds like a children’s book about an island where wild horses live free.
September 28, 2024 at 9:21 AM
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September 28, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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The craziest shit for me is that there's an audio recording of Donald Trump asking for Georgia officials to "find votes" in 2020 and he's running now. How is that not instantly disqualifying? We HEARD him. Not Meadows. Not Giuliani. How is asking officials for votes (with proof) not instant jail?
September 28, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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This graph is astonishing. The people that bang on about “natural birth” and “women have been doing this forever without help” need to be forced to stare at this until their eyes water.
September 28, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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Bluesky is fun ha ha but um has anyone tried to leave? Or even seen an exit ha ha
September 28, 2024 at 5:16 AM
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people with the entirety of all recorded music ever at their fingertips available to stream near instantaneously will be like "check this track out" and it's "teardrop" by massive attack, again
September 27, 2024 at 2:28 PM
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Secret Panel HERE 🍪 tapas.io/episode/3185366
September 27, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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More bookstore cat pics.
September 27, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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North Carolina voters, make sure you check your voter registration status!
North Carolina removes 747,000 from voter rolls, citing ineligibility
North Carolina’s State Board of Elections has removed 747,000 people from its list of registered voters within the last 20 months, officials announced Thursday in a press release. The State Board o…
thehill.com
September 27, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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so many complaints about video game protagonists boil down to "I can't relate to a protagonist that isn't a straight white man like me"

you're so close, guys

now imagine you are not a straight white man, and still want a protagonist like you

how many options do you have? that's why we need more
September 27, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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Two times over a three year period I found myself needing an old computer cord which I'd previously gotten rid of to declutter, leading me to need to order another for $6. Let my story be a warning to not ever, for any reason, however antiquated or unrelated to your usual work, get rid of any cords.
September 27, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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OK that's pretty good
September 27, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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they gave us clues about diddy on scary movie 24 years ago
September 27, 2024 at 3:52 AM