Jeff Underscore
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Jeff Underscore
@jeffunderscore.com
Refugee from Twitter. Where’s the sports?
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December 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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#Cardinals trade Willson Contreras to Boston Red Sox.

Here are the complete deals on the move, with more coverage coming: www.stltoday.com/sports/profe...
Cardinals trading Willson Contreras to Red Sox for Hunter Dobbins, 2 prospect pitchers
In exchange for Contreras and cash, the Cardinals are receiving three right-handed pitchers: Hunter Dobbins, Yhoiker Fajardo and Blake Aita.
www.stltoday.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I like the Cardinals strategy of “oops all pitchers!”
December 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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bro you punted down 21-10 with 6 minutes left
HC Dan Quinn on the Eagles going for a 2-point conversion late in the game:

"That's their call. We'll see them in 2 weeks."
December 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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RIZZO THE RAT
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Himself

All time Muppets bit right there
December 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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It's always Isaac Bruce with these crazy records, he should get more love in modern receiving debates
December 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Hearing Al Michaels reminisce ... difficult to convey just how genuinely insane the 1999 Kurt Warner season was. Only real analog is 2018 Mahomes, but he was a former first-rounder, not grocery bagger
December 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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The whole Puka Nacua situation is indicative of media toxicity in which young guys swim every day. Why is there a massively popular antisemitic Twitch streamer? Why does that exist?
December 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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News: An amendment to enshrine abortion access into Pennsylvania's state constitution has passed the Democratic-controlled state House 102-101. It goes to the GOP-controlled state Senate, who are unlikely to take it up.
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hang the Banner, Knicks. What are we doing here
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Australia’s Social Media Ban Was Pushed By Ad Agency Focused On Gambling Ads It Didn’t Want Banned

We’ve talked about the Australian social media ban that went into effect last week, how dumb it is, and why it’s already a mess. But late last week, some additional news broke that makes the whole…
Australia’s Social Media Ban Was Pushed By Ad Agency Focused On Gambling Ads It Didn’t Want Banned
We’ve talked about the Australian social media ban that went into effect last week, how dumb it is, and why it’s already a mess. But late last week, some additional news broke that makes the whole thing even more grotesque: turns out the campaign pushing hardest for the ban was run by an ad agency that makes gambling ads.
www.techdirt.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Love the old Muppet Show. So good
December 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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HAMNET.
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I’m sorry, I know it’s supposed to be a very serious and good movie but I can’t read “Hamnet” without picturing a “Muppet Show” parody of “Dragnet” where all the characters are pigs.
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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All St. Louis Rams edition:
1. Benny Cunningham
2. Steven Jackson
3. Kevin Carter
4. Adam Archuleta
5. Damione Lewis
The 5 best genres of football player are:
1 Clutch 3rd down receiving back
2 Unstoppable train RB
3 Game wrecking DE
4 Don't go over the middle near him safety
5 Big fucking moose run stopper NT
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I still haven’t recovered from that goal
Cursed Uniform Thread: 1996 Wayne Gretzky, Saint Louis Blues.

(Fun fact: It was Gretzky's turnover of the puck in the neutral zone that directly led to Steve Yzerman's 60-foot game-winner over Jon Casey's shoulder in Double Overtime of Game 7 of the 1996 Western Conference Semis.)
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Cursed Uniform Thread: 1996 Wayne Gretzky, Saint Louis Blues.

(Fun fact: It was Gretzky's turnover of the puck in the neutral zone that directly led to Steve Yzerman's 60-foot game-winner over Jon Casey's shoulder in Double Overtime of Game 7 of the 1996 Western Conference Semis.)
December 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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When you ask your wife if you can acquire 1,600 VHS tapes
December 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.
December 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM