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jeff elrod
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software guy, spreadsheet enthusiast. i like podcasts, movies/tv, and weird sodas/snacks. i play tennis and sandlot baseball.
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old enough to remember when conservatives, seemingly in earnest, were very concerned about presidents having too much power and too little accountability.
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Stealworkers
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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“New Lizza post is up!” I shout from my room. The only reply is my own echo; this house has been empty for thirty-five years.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
georgia - tulane would be the first time those two teams have played each other in over 40 years. let's go green wave!
The College Football Playoff field just unveiled on ESPN.
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 AM
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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How are we supposed to keep the misery factory running when the blood machine keeps getting all the cogs?
“We’re broken and we’re being poached by ICE...
People are leaving in droves"

Corrections officers are jumping ship for more lucrative jobs at ICE, which offers $50,000 starting bonuses, tuition reimbursement & better pay than the prison system

✏️ by: @keribla.bsky.social
for @propublica.org
As Federal Prisons Run Low on Food and Toilet Paper, Corrections Officers Leave in Droves for ICE
Many of the problems the agency is facing now are not new, but staff and prisoners fear an exodus of officers could make life behind bars even worse.
www.propublica.org
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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and you know what? these students should also be judged, and judged harshly for this. running to the admins and state legislators and the press because you got a fairly earned failing grade on an assignment is and should be seen as a mark of extremely poor character. it makes you a very bad person.
the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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I shouldn't have to know what Lane Kiffin is or isn't doing. I have a lot of problems of my own and live in the northeast. Get it together dude.
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
when i was young and full of grace
and spirited a rattlesnake
when i was young and fever fell
my spirit, i will not tell
you're on your honor not to tell
i believe in coyotes and time as an abstract
explain the change, the difference between
what you want and what you need, there's the key
Someone to hold you too close
Someone to hurt you too deep
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
every ad i get on tiktok now is some combination of:
- very obviously made with AI
- advertising some sort of AI product
- overtly christian

one nice thing is that now, i can click on the "profile" for the ad and nine times out of ten, the app lets me block that user.
November 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
growing up in a kansas household where mom (culturally nebraskan) cooked everything on thanksgiving, the traditional dinner has always been:
- shrimp cocktail
- waldorf salad
- bagged rolls
- oyster casserole
- green beans
- mashed potatoes/brown gravy
- cranberry sauce
- turkey/stuffing
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
wait, olivia nuzzi hooked up with red scare dasha?
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
monster already made "energy drinks for women" and they're super popular.
Monster Zero Ultra Flavors | Sugar-Free Energy Drinks
Monster Zero Ultra's variety of sugar-free energy drinks offer a lighter tasting, zero sugar drink with the fully loaded Monster Energy blend.
www.monsterenergy.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
new robyn good!

new screenshots of emails with the other "jeffrey E" bad!
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Glad everybody had fun wi the your little sky thing. I was grinding and getting my money up but that’s just me.
November 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
wear sweats all the time and the menswear guy can never hurt you
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
50 years ago today, shortly after captain ernest m. mcsorely's 7:10pm radio transmission, "we are holding our own", the edmund fitzgerald sank into lake superior. i'm not sure why i find it so interesting, but i do.
Fifty Years After It Sank, Science Might Finally Solve the Mystery of the Edmund Fitzgerald
What, exactly, is hiding in the icy depths of Lake Superior?
www.popularmechanics.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Frankenstein (2025)
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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So foggy I could barely make out the skyline this morning
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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the poem ozymandias by shelley (male one). an exhortation to "dream big." but keep your feet on the ground
November 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM