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jeff elrod
@jeffelrod.dev
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software guy, spreadsheet enthusiast. i like podcasts, movies/tv, and weird sodas/snacks. i play tennis and sandlot baseball.
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kept bringing this guy back to mind
the scene from "the green ribbon" where the boy meets the girl
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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ninja turtles font: ella mckay wiki pedia (pronounced peedja)
December 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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janice soprano aiming a gun
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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the words off-duty cop shot his balls off in the ninja turtles font
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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grocery store had that griffin newman x progresso collab
a shelf with four different kinds of progresso pitmaster soup
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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"and his wife..."
anna kendrick doing resting bitch face
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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i will never let hangups about non sequiturs get in the way of an opportunity to post this banger
a tweet from spooky poeby (@punishedpoetato), posted 2022-07-20 at 8:51 PM eastern, reading: me: (drunkenly throwing my arm around yoda's neck) yknow you--your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil green bastard yoda: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to drive i am,
October 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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slapping my forehead so hard my hand goes clean through my head, killing me instantly
a @ZaidJilani tweet from a thread about platner that reads "Congress used to be a majority veterans. Do you really think Congress is better today now that it has so few? I don't."
October 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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a picture of character actor chris bauer, in which he and ross douthat share a striking resemblance
October 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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when u wish to see a virgin onscreen
tyler cowen, libertarian, AI and virgin enthusiast https://www.thefp.com/p/my-favorite-actress-is-not-human-tilly-norwood-artificial-intelligence
October 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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some of the guys/gal(s?) who do this will almost certainly oblige the next time the need arises. www.instagram.com/atl_sandlot_...
screenshot of a facebook event for an ATL sandlot renegades game. the renegades are a loose affiliation of folks who get together to play 9 innings of metal spike/wood bat hardball ~once a month, on whatever field they can find.
September 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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most recent case in point:
"cover" of the audiobook version of john mcphee's "levels of the game"; a simple, stylized image of the net casting a shadow over the center line of a tennis court with a tennis ball.
July 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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i generally like weird foods - the dr. pepper-"inspired" jack links beef stick was gross.
an ad for jack link's dr. pepper beef jerky and beef sticks. NEW!
May 31, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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it's me (39), watching gael monfils (38) making younger players look silly.
screenshot of a tweet by user @_troyjohnson from 19 may 2024, reading: You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
May 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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local tennis org that has been hiking fees for court reservations went with this garbage instead of paying for an actual photo, or using one they already owned.
AI-generated slop of a young black kid in a red shirt with white shorts holding a tennis racquet (wrongly, with too many fingers and weirdly-defined leg muscles, and with something unidentifiable poking out of his bizarre not-quite) on a teal background, in an ad for a $300 summer tennis camp.
May 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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juuuuuust checkin' back in on this and... ope. feeling unsafe!
a chart of $TSLA's share price from the same start date as the chart in the screenshot from the quoted tweet showing that it has not, in fact, gone up to $500, and it has, in fact, been lower than $372 since february 7th. current share price is $254.11.
April 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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a herb (jim spanfeller) saying herb shit about "unionized newsrooms" and KPIs in a comment on zach seward's linkedin post sharing the piece he wrote about the death of quartz media, with a funny response from kris wernowsky that reads "can't imagine why those relationships are contentious. anyway, if you can spare it, here are a couple of great websites worth of subscription dollars. thanks jim." after which he lists defector, aftermath, and 404media.
April 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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this is the list: bsky.app/profile/did:..., moderated by @skysentry.bsky.social
a bluesky screenshot showing user @wyattprivilege.bsky.social on the Blue Anon moderation list run by @skysentry.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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the driving crowner. it's simply too good.
a decal of the queen of england on the passenger window of a truck
March 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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post a pic of when your pet was little
hollydoodle, circa 6 months old. holly's a black and tan wire-haired terrier, possibly mixed with a schnauzer?
March 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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wife want egg... but trump take egg?
sad egg display at costco - a single container of organic eggs, missing several, with several others broken.
March 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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george costanza's boss, wilhelm, explaining to him that for this assignment (the details of which george missed), he's got to go downtown. "it's all downtown, george."
March 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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if i won the lottery, i wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs
a five-volume boxed set of the complete aubrey-maturin (master and commander) novels by patrick o'brian, including the unfinished twenty-first novel
March 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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ACAB includes this guy
magruff the crime dog, cop
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM