jeff elrod
@jeffelrod.dev
software guy, spreadsheet enthusiast. i like podcasts, movies/tv, and weird sodas/snacks. i play tennis and sandlot baseball.
kept bringing this guy back to mind
December 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
kept bringing this guy back to mind
i almost did a "that's chappie!" to my wife when it finally became clear who she was.
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
i almost did a "that's chappie!" to my wife when it finally became clear who she was.
themed mullendashes throughout the year! it'd be great!
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
themed mullendashes throughout the year! it'd be great!
there was also mention of an indigo girls show somewhere along the way.
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
there was also mention of an indigo girls show somewhere along the way.
real life garth marenghi brain
a man in a suit and tie is talking about writers who use subtext and they 're all cowards
Alt: garth marenghi saying, with emphatic gestures, "i know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards."
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
real life garth marenghi brain
make up your stupid mind, road rules!
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
make up your stupid mind, road rules!
"nobody dresses up to go to the airport anymore, and also, they should be working out."
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
"nobody dresses up to go to the airport anymore, and also, they should be working out."
"– and it's Christmas!" has a very "the aristocrats!" vibe to it
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"– and it's Christmas!" has a very "the aristocrats!" vibe to it
i wonder if they taste like soap to some people
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
i wonder if they taste like soap to some people
*lady miss kier voice* nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
*lady miss kier voice* nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk
too many people on plur1bustok are making "predictions".
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
too many people on plur1bustok are making "predictions".
all parkways will now be called driveways, and all driveways will now be called parkways
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
all parkways will now be called driveways, and all driveways will now be called parkways
i'd be too busy bawling my eyes out (as i have at that scene *every time i've watched the movie as an adult*) to even see what's in my wallet. tossing it on the pile to refill the building and loan's coffers with 1/3 stamped cards from like five different coffee shops and a few folded up post-its.
December 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
i'd be too busy bawling my eyes out (as i have at that scene *every time i've watched the movie as an adult*) to even see what's in my wallet. tossing it on the pile to refill the building and loan's coffers with 1/3 stamped cards from like five different coffee shops and a few folded up post-its.
why even go low sodium? the time for stock²™ is now.
a guy i knew in college would make a pot of coffee, pour the whole pot back into the water reservoir, put in some fresh grounds, and "double brew" it. innovators innovate.
a guy i knew in college would make a pot of coffee, pour the whole pot back into the water reservoir, put in some fresh grounds, and "double brew" it. innovators innovate.
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
why even go low sodium? the time for stock²™ is now.
a guy i knew in college would make a pot of coffee, pour the whole pot back into the water reservoir, put in some fresh grounds, and "double brew" it. innovators innovate.
a guy i knew in college would make a pot of coffee, pour the whole pot back into the water reservoir, put in some fresh grounds, and "double brew" it. innovators innovate.
it's awesome that the little jars are just about the perfect quantity for a slice or two of toast
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
it's awesome that the little jars are just about the perfect quantity for a slice or two of toast