Jed Foster
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@pseudochamp.bsky.social just sent me this and it's incredible and also I hate him
I'm Not a Robot
Prove your humanity once and for all
neal.fun
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
@pseudochamp.bsky.social just sent me this and it's incredible and also I hate him
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honestly it's really amazing that it took less than a decade of legal gay marriage to make American culture SO GAY that the Right lost its entire mind about it
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
honestly it's really amazing that it took less than a decade of legal gay marriage to make American culture SO GAY that the Right lost its entire mind about it
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December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
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48? For a 15th inning walkoff in the playoffs? To break a drought that had been going since the first Shrek was in theatres? Man those other 47 had better be Ohtani curing cancer 47 times
Top Plays of 2025: No. 48
Jorge Polanco walks it off in the 15th inning to send the @Mariners to the ALCS!
Jorge Polanco walks it off in the 15th inning to send the @Mariners to the ALCS!
November 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
48? For a 15th inning walkoff in the playoffs? To break a drought that had been going since the first Shrek was in theatres? Man those other 47 had better be Ohtani curing cancer 47 times
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Freaks who are worried about population decline are also anti-immigration because “they don’t speak English.” But babies don’t speak any language, let alone English.
August 4, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Freaks who are worried about population decline are also anti-immigration because “they don’t speak English.” But babies don’t speak any language, let alone English.
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Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
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"Four stores and seven hundred dollars ago our overly-optimistic selves set out on a quest, conceived in nativité, and dedicated to the proposition that we could get all the groceries for a holiday in one trip"
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
"Four stores and seven hundred dollars ago our overly-optimistic selves set out on a quest, conceived in nativité, and dedicated to the proposition that we could get all the groceries for a holiday in one trip"
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
- opening to the Turkeysburg Address
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Your daily fortune:
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Your daily fortune:
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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I won't consider Starlink for the same reason I won't buy a Tesla and why I'm no longer on the former Twitter: I won't willingly give money to (or be an advertising base for) a Nazi salute-throwing fascist who actively tried to destroy our democracy
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I won't consider Starlink for the same reason I won't buy a Tesla and why I'm no longer on the former Twitter: I won't willingly give money to (or be an advertising base for) a Nazi salute-throwing fascist who actively tried to destroy our democracy
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
What a terrible day to know how to read
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still our MVP:
www.lookoutlanding.com/latest-news/...
www.lookoutlanding.com/latest-news/...
Mariners’ Cal Raleigh loses AL MVP to Yankees’ Aaron Judge
Historic season for Mariners catcher comes up just short in MVP vote
www.lookoutlanding.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
still our MVP:
www.lookoutlanding.com/latest-news/...
www.lookoutlanding.com/latest-news/...
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Can you get them to switch cause to striking until Bryan Fuller gets season 4 of Hannibal ?
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Can you get them to switch cause to striking until Bryan Fuller gets season 4 of Hannibal ?
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The zoo's lovable otters have threatened to stop being “so damned cute" until David Fincher makes Season 3 of Mindhunter.
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The zoo's lovable otters have threatened to stop being “so damned cute" until David Fincher makes Season 3 of Mindhunter.
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The jury deliberated for SEVEN hours on the sandwich case, and I will bet money six of them were just talking about different good kinds of sandwiches they’ve had and how they’d throw.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The jury deliberated for SEVEN hours on the sandwich case, and I will bet money six of them were just talking about different good kinds of sandwiches they’ve had and how they’d throw.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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and tomato's red glare, wet bread bursting in air
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
and tomato's red glare, wet bread bursting in air
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Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you
November 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight and reclaim what they’ve taken from you
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remember when Republicans scare-mongered about "death panels?"
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
remember when Republicans scare-mongered about "death panels?"
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If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
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At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
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is hot dog water juice or tea
October 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
is hot dog water juice or tea