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[David Lynch voice] This week people are taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that.
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Ah, the coward’s twitter…
November 27, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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Moving into the apartment with a live electrical wire running through it and air-drying my laundry on it. defector.com/hmmm-somethi...
Hmmm ... Something Is Not Right Here. | Defector
One of my favorite words in the Italian language is umarell. Literally, it means “little man,” but in practice, it is used to describe old men who stand around construction sites with their hands ...
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December 14, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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Isn't it interesting that just a month and a half ago we couldn't stop hearing from the MSM about the threat of Draculas, and now nothing? Not a peep???
December 12, 2023 at 5:45 AM
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the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
December 11, 2023 at 10:52 PM
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November 25, 2023 at 2:16 PM
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I feel like scolds really made us let go of that “Lauren Boebert jacking a guy off at a stage production of Beetlejuce” story when it’s objectively one of the funniest things anyone in government has ever done. I promise if Joe Biden did the same thing I would also find it very funny.
December 12, 2023 at 12:12 AM
Shout out to the two dudes from last night at the bar in the men’s room doing bumps of coke off a smaller version of the crocodile dundee knife. Hope they’re doing great!
December 11, 2023 at 3:33 AM
December 9, 2023 at 6:05 PM
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a police officer accidentally touched the Panera lemonade and has been hospitalized
December 9, 2023 at 1:44 AM
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55 BURGERS
55 FRIES
55 TACOS
55 PIES
55 COKES
100 TATER TOTS
100 PIZZAS
100 TENDERS
100 MEATBALLS
100 COFFEES
55 WINGS
55 SHAKES
55 PANCAKES
55 PASTAS
55 PEPPERS
155 TATERS
December 2, 2023 at 5:40 AM
Is this anything?
December 6, 2023 at 5:08 PM
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What fantasy/sci-fi show is everyone watching right now? I just got into Scavengers Reign (HBO). It is so beautiful, inventive, and awe-inspiring. Highly recommend.
December 5, 2023 at 11:03 PM
Liking Lady Gaga’s instagram story to let her know I care
December 5, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Elon said “champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.” 💅
December 5, 2023 at 6:04 AM
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You know these people are having incredible sex. When you nut in a Cheetos Snuggie it must feel like every bone in your body is escaping
December 4, 2023 at 3:20 PM
The sequel to NOW YOU SEE ME should have been called NOW YOU DON’T, not NOW YOU SEE ME 2
It's Serious Saturday. Share your most serious niche opinions in the quote tweets. Or else
December 3, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Have you felt it? There’s been an awakening
December 3, 2023 at 6:03 AM
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“THERE’S GEORGE SANTOS! HE’S GETTING AWAY!”
December 2, 2023 at 12:51 AM
🎵 I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES 🎵
December 2, 2023 at 2:20 AM
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🎶 SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GOOOONE 🎵
December 1, 2023 at 11:47 PM
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DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULA
December 2, 2023 at 2:06 AM
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🎶the only card I need is
THE ACE OF SPADES
THE ACE OF SPADES 🎶
December 2, 2023 at 2:16 AM