Jort
@jcort.bsky.social
Cat and dog idiot. Tech doofus. Woodwork jagoff.
Stevie Nicks
Pinback
Explosions in the Sky
The Paper Chase
David Byrne
Pinback
Explosions in the Sky
The Paper Chase
David Byrne
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Stevie Nicks
Pinback
Explosions in the Sky
The Paper Chase
David Byrne
Pinback
Explosions in the Sky
The Paper Chase
David Byrne
If he’d been allowed to, and if circumstances aligned, how many more times would Chris Columbus have put John Candy in the back of a semi truck ferrying the lost to their homes?
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If he’d been allowed to, and if circumstances aligned, how many more times would Chris Columbus have put John Candy in the back of a semi truck ferrying the lost to their homes?
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Sick of the rat race man. These rats are fast as shit. Tired of losing.
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sick of the rat race man. These rats are fast as shit. Tired of losing.
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
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things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it
September 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it
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Birdwatching at night sounds like a hoot
September 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Birdwatching at night sounds like a hoot
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i wish i could reach up and grab the sun and crush it in my immense fist
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i wish i could reach up and grab the sun and crush it in my immense fist
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[looking at the gettysburg address]
“that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”
“that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”
August 16, 2025 at 11:58 AM
[looking at the gettysburg address]
“that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”
“that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”
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Me at 17 (excited): Anything can happen!
Me at 37 (depressed): Anything can happen!
Me at 37 (depressed): Anything can happen!
August 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Me at 17 (excited): Anything can happen!
Me at 37 (depressed): Anything can happen!
Me at 37 (depressed): Anything can happen!
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love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you
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Ah fuck we got the Philip K Dick future 😞
July 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ah fuck we got the Philip K Dick future 😞
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"ross perot but aggressively dumber" does somehow feel like it was an inevitable part of how this decade would unfold
July 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"ross perot but aggressively dumber" does somehow feel like it was an inevitable part of how this decade would unfold
Watching Independence Day as is our annual 4th of July tradition. A feast of character actor performances.
July 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Watching Independence Day as is our annual 4th of July tradition. A feast of character actor performances.
I present: Michael with a B. He is part gremlin. He is mostly gremlin, actually. Right now he is very very afraid of fireworks. Pray for gremlin Michael please
July 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I present: Michael with a B. He is part gremlin. He is mostly gremlin, actually. Right now he is very very afraid of fireworks. Pray for gremlin Michael please
Army of Two, but it’s Shawn and Burton Guster from Psych
June 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Army of Two, but it’s Shawn and Burton Guster from Psych
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“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
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refreshing to find out that some bombs are too unseemly to drop
Presidents have been known to use salty language behind closed doors. But President Trump may be the first to very deliberately drop an f-bomb on camera.
Breaking another presidential norm, Trump drops the f-bomb on camera
Presidents have been known to use salty language behind closed doors. But President Trump may be the first to very deliberately drop an f-bomb on camera.
n.pr
June 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
refreshing to find out that some bombs are too unseemly to drop
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they’re assembling the pervert megazord
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor
www.nytimes.com
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
they’re assembling the pervert megazord