Jace Clark
jayellcee12.bsky.social
Jace Clark
@jayellcee12.bsky.social
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I get hot doctor boyfriend, yes?
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Sometimes I just want to stay up all night because that was my conception of adulthood at a young age, but then I remember I’m already tired all the time.
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Me subjecting my friends to all of Tim Burton's films in my teenage years
December 14, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
At the bday family meal, in amongst family members talking about darts on the TV
"...Watched the women's as well"
Dad: "The women's?"
My brother: "Only 4 women qualified - well, 3 women and... *lowers voice* a transgender person"
Bro, literally, I'm sat right next to you
December 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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This is Cody. He's always wanted a dog of his own, and his wish finally came true. Can already tell his new little brother Cooper is going to be his best friend forever. 13/10 for both (TT: codythegoldenboy)
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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“How was the date?”

“Eh. He took me on a sleigh ride and it was all fine until he just started screaming at the jingle horse.”
jingle horses need a union
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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it's that fuckering time of year again, so time to put up the old fuckering lights
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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People who make hyper shareable animal videos with AI will not see paradise
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Ariana Grande reacts to Adam Sandler saying “6 or 7” during their ‘Actors On Actors’ convo.
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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“‘After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer,’ the agency said.”

By poor life choices they mean being a fucking rock star
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
@filmbrainbmb.bsky.social Happy birthday! Hope you have a fantastic day 😁 x
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
If I were allowed to do this in work every time I get misgendered, I'd be fired for causing too much noise 🙃
This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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why do things like this never happen to me
I was just handed this puppy.
November 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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There she is
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@kermodemovie.bsky.social Hi Mark, hope you don't mind me asking, but at your show in Liverpool, will your book be on sale, and will you be signing?
October 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Sat in the Lyceum Theatre for the Lion King, and I just saw a mouse run across the seats twice - immersive
scar from the lion king looking at a small animal with the words life 's not fair is it below him
ALT: scar from the lion king looking at a small animal with the words life 's not fair is it below him
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@filmbrainbmb.bsky.social Hi Mat, are you at LFF all this week? I'm in London this week on holiday, I tried to get tickets for the Daniel Day-Lewis talk on Weds, but it had already sold out after I'd gotten in the virtual queue 😔 Still gonna try and find the BFI Shop though!
October 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM