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Jasper
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ik had nu ook Heat (1995) kunnen kijken


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BREAKING:
A screenshot from a legitimate news source Mel Gibson Searches For New Racial Slur Everything has been good for actor Mel Gibson. His hit movies "Mad Max", "Lethal Weapon", and "What Women Want" have made him financially secure, and he's had a good run of racial slurs to keep his heart happy. "When you're a young man you think you'll be using new racial slurs your whole life." The actor said recently in an interview, "As you start to age, you realize that they just can't last forever." Since using the last great slur, Gibson's heart has sunk and he's fallen into a great depression. He has used the "big three" to their full extent and has even done some research online to expand his literary knowledge. Gibson said of his research, "I started using slurs that are more regional or outdated, but when you have to stop and explain why it's insulting it doesn't have the same hateful effect." Our hearts and prayers go out to Gibson as he continues his soul searching and self discovery quest.
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
jaspervn.bsky.social
We gaan Bill Gates in Het Apparaat stoppen
themckenziest.gay Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 2h
Who wants to watch me lose my shit completely
Bill Gates: "Cows make 6% of global emissions." "You can either fix the cows, or make beef without the cow. That's the conversation now: not about farming, not about land use — but redesigning the cow itself.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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gorangligovic.bsky.social
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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genericsoda.bsky.social
A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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ootcolumbo.bsky.social
happy thursday to ya
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
jaspervn.bsky.social
Ik vier de laatste jaren oud en nieuw meestal door veel te veel sushi te eten, films te kijken en in m'n pyjama dronken te worden. It fucking rules, man, ik lig gewoon om 1 uur in m'n bed en de volgende ochtend ben ik weer pretty much fris en heb ik vaak nog sushi over voor de lunch
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · 6h
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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thelincoln.bsky.social
Tell me the lore behind your current home address and the location of your valuables.
stick figure smiling at computer screen.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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billieprofane.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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We moeten deze vier procent opsporen, in flesjes stoppen en voor heel veel geld verkopen
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Caleb
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
jaspervn.bsky.social
It's a temporal pincer movement
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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misterhotdog.bsky.social
Whizzin' Impossible: Scrotes Protocol
a man in a black turtleneck is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a black turtleneck is smiling and looking at the camera .
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November 27, 2025 at 10:59 AM
jaspervn.bsky.social
Een heel groot deel van de Nederlandse politiek kan sowieso verklaard worden door het feit dat mensen zoals Segers, mensen die stemmen voor het vreselijke lijden van anderen, zichzelf als heel redelijke mensen zien en daar ook mee weg kunnen komen.
nadimmansour.bsky.social Nadim Mansour @nadimmansour.bsky.social · 12h
Ondraaglijk dat apologeten van de genocide in Gaza zichzelf neerzetten als het redelijke midden.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
jaspervn.bsky.social
They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' eels trans
ratigan.bsky.social Padraic @ratigan.bsky.social · 18h
ever since i was a little boy i knew that when i grew up i wanted to be a cultivated, feminized eel.
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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blacksalander.bsky.social
In the Pool
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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HD wallpaper and video process available on Patreon in bio !
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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mrpostsgood.bsky.social
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
gerritd.bsky.social Gerrit De Vynck @gerritd.bsky.social · 1d
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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agoldman.bsky.social
It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
trompe l'oeil
a meta 3d render of a cintiq with blender open, and a hand holding the default cube, attempting to evoke the aesthetic of 19th century trompe l'oeil paintings.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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a god. oil painting on coaster, 2025
June 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Is there a Mister Direction?
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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superactionfunboy.bsky.social
Day 26 of #xenovember with timelapse in the replies. I think I’m gonna make it! It was getting dicey for a bit 🤣 Did a take on A4s Newborn #darkart
Blues on Pinks. A digital painting of a humanoid creature, head to big for its neck to support, cricked to the side. Eyeless. Skull like features. Exposed brain at the temples
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM