Jasper
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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Guardian of the Dead 💀
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Guardian of the Dead 💀
Haar campagne ook zijdelings een beetje gevolgd en ze lijkt cool, denk dat dit een flinke win is voor Seattle
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Haar campagne ook zijdelings een beetje gevolgd en ze lijkt cool, denk dat dit een flinke win is voor Seattle
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
Ik zie dat we de "technically it's an ephebophile" grap weer doen
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Ik zie dat we de "technically it's an ephebophile" grap weer doen
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A friendly audience
January 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A friendly audience
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A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars.
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A good day to let everyone know we have submitted Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile for Best Live Action Short at the Oscars.
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
If you know anybody in the Academy who is part of the process, it's in the portal. Get us shortlisted and nominated.
An easy way to prove you, too, are not an elite pedophile!
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Day 13 of #xenovember! Everyone should be impressed I was able to last this long without drawing a dick. #darkart
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Day 13 of #xenovember! Everyone should be impressed I was able to last this long without drawing a dick. #darkart
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Behold the weighing of a baby emperor penguin.
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Behold the weighing of a baby emperor penguin.
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At one time the greatest whaling people in the world, the Dutch and Germans are now among the least
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
At one time the greatest whaling people in the world, the Dutch and Germans are now among the least
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ZOveel werk zonder thuis. Werk dat nooit het daglicht ziet, maar opgesloten zit in een saaie map.
Daarom hou ik komend weekend mega-sale!
Zie je iets moois voorbij komen? Hou mijn webshop in de gaten 👀
Daarom hou ik komend weekend mega-sale!
Zie je iets moois voorbij komen? Hou mijn webshop in de gaten 👀
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
ZOveel werk zonder thuis. Werk dat nooit het daglicht ziet, maar opgesloten zit in een saaie map.
Daarom hou ik komend weekend mega-sale!
Zie je iets moois voorbij komen? Hou mijn webshop in de gaten 👀
Daarom hou ik komend weekend mega-sale!
Zie je iets moois voorbij komen? Hou mijn webshop in de gaten 👀
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
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Rainbow Mountains 🎨
November 2021
acrylic on canvas 12x16”
November 2021
acrylic on canvas 12x16”
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Rainbow Mountains 🎨
November 2021
acrylic on canvas 12x16”
November 2021
acrylic on canvas 12x16”
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epstein tried to fund a pronatalist endeavor that would collect the sperm of every nobel laureate to repopulate mankind with geniuses. apparently only 2 contributed
The Epstein stuff is always so amazing to me because it's like "yes he was a sex criminal but if you can get past that, he was also an avowed eugenicist"
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
epstein tried to fund a pronatalist endeavor that would collect the sperm of every nobel laureate to repopulate mankind with geniuses. apparently only 2 contributed
Dit is onze Ronald Reagan
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Dit is onze Ronald Reagan
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Mr. President, they’re calling you Adobe Acrobat the way pdf files are comfortable opening up to you. No I don’t know what that means either
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Mr. President, they’re calling you Adobe Acrobat the way pdf files are comfortable opening up to you. No I don’t know what that means either
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Ik zeg het niet hardop maar
Opinie | Angela de Jong durft het bijna niet te zeggen, maar ze vindt precies wat de meeste mensen vinden
Column: Thomas Hogeling beschouwt wekelijks de publieke opinie. Wat wordt er gezegd en vooral niet gezegd? Deze week: de onnodige interessantdoenerij van Angela de Jong.
www.nrc.nl
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ik zeg het niet hardop maar
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of course buttplugs with RGB exist, how could i ever think otherwise
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
of course buttplugs with RGB exist, how could i ever think otherwise
