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American Classmates Having Difficulty Understanding Better Educated Foreign Exchange Student https://theonion.com/american-classmates-having-difficulty-understanding-bet-1828551698/
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
American Classmates Having Difficulty Understanding Better Educated Foreign Exchange Student https://theonion.com/american-classmates-having-difficulty-understanding-bet-1828551698/
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Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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“While sad, the passing of Jane Goodall reminds us of the value in face-to-face interactions. That’s why we at Orodruin Finance don’t believe in remote work.”
October 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
“While sad, the passing of Jane Goodall reminds us of the value in face-to-face interactions. That’s why we at Orodruin Finance don’t believe in remote work.”
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid
September 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid
Tide pod challenge 2025 edition
September 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tide pod challenge 2025 edition
"Can we get the Epstein files?"
"We have the Epstein files at home"
The Epstein files at home:
"We have the Epstein files at home"
The Epstein files at home:
Meanwhile on TruthSocial, President Trump is finally ready to RELEASE THE FILES we've all been waiting for.
Yes, those files!
"all Government Records related to Amelia Earhart, her final trip, and everything else about her."
Yes, those files!
"all Government Records related to Amelia Earhart, her final trip, and everything else about her."
September 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
"Can we get the Epstein files?"
"We have the Epstein files at home"
The Epstein files at home:
"We have the Epstein files at home"
The Epstein files at home:
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Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!
September 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Here are my top 10 dog sneezes!
This needs to be reposted often
September 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This needs to be reposted often
Ginsburg N' Roses
Fleetwood MacReynolds
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice
Byron White Stripes
Byron White Stripes
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ginsburg N' Roses
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Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
Almost finished with season 2 of Andor and they still haven't shown us the Ghorman spiders. What the fuck Disney, you couldn't front the money for a single shot of a giant spider shitting out some Harris Tweed?
September 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Almost finished with season 2 of Andor and they still haven't shown us the Ghorman spiders. What the fuck Disney, you couldn't front the money for a single shot of a giant spider shitting out some Harris Tweed?
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
Bernie Madoff and I discuss how to invest for retirement
September 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Bernie Madoff and I discuss how to invest for retirement
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
September 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
August 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
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EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
August 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage
More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age
This is so awesome
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is so awesome