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December 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Polymarket: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals." Laura Loomer: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Marlon Brando from apocalypse now saying "the onions... The mustard..."
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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A picture of Marlon Brando from Apocalypse Now saying " the onions ... The mustard..."
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Tide pod challenge 2025 edition
A hand holding two red and blue colored acetaminophen tablets next to a bottle of acetaminophen labeled "pain reliever"
September 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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"You have died from listening to RFK Jr."
September 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
A bright green frog with its mouth wide open, and a baby snake trying to escape from being swallowed.
August 31, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Is it legal to have this in my car?
A car fitted with a tactical baguette basket
August 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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A picture of a smiling President Obama with the caption "I've got immunity bitch!"
July 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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July 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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First frame: a man labeled "DOGE" shoots another man labeled "NWS" (national weather service) Second frame: the man labeled "DOGE" in the first frame says "why did Biden do this?"
July 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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"This is the future liberals want"
A giant platypus rampaging through New York City
June 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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The existence of Cat Sith implies that there are also Cat Jedi.
A picture of a large black supernatural cat and the text "Cat Sith: Fairy cat from Celtic myth that haunts the Scottish Highlands"
June 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Friend of mine made this:
Plaque on the USS Arizona dedicated to the bravery of the sailors who died at Pearl Harbor, with additional text added that says "and to the brave Japanese pilots who attacked us in the name of the Emperor"
June 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Me and the boys after a Hard day's work at the manly robot factory
Two manly men with their arms around each other, walking home from their job at the manly robot factory, and waving to another manly man
April 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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April 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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John Roberts sweating profusely as he tries to decide between pushing a button labeled "major questions doctrine" and one labeled "unitary executive theory"
April 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Belgian beef:
April 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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From the newly updated Department of Defense photo archives
A photo of the Enola Gay with the word "not" written before the word "Gay"
March 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I went to YouTube to watch the part you mentioned, and right below this video was another video of a fed soc debate about birthright citizenship in Arizona. Looks like they are going all over the place to try to normalize the idea that there is a "legitimate" debate about what this concept means
February 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM