Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™
@jarheadjim.bsky.social
USMC Veteran. Son of Immigrants. I am *I remember when Russia was the Enemy* years old.
I'm not going back to where I came from.
I'm not going back to where I came from.
Pinned
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an OnlyFans but it’s just pictures of my dog
January 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
an OnlyFans but it’s just pictures of my dog
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2025 is really gonna suck for everyone excepts bigots. :(
January 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
2025 is really gonna suck for everyone excepts bigots. :(
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We don’t believe in saying Happy Holidays here. In this house we say “Yippee kiyay, motherfucker.”
December 24, 2024 at 1:29 PM
We don’t believe in saying Happy Holidays here. In this house we say “Yippee kiyay, motherfucker.”
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My latkes bring all the goys to the yard
And they’re like, “girl blow a shofar”
Damn right, I'll blow a shofar
I can teach you but it's kinda hard
And they’re like, “girl blow a shofar”
Damn right, I'll blow a shofar
I can teach you but it's kinda hard
December 11, 2024 at 8:39 AM
My latkes bring all the goys to the yard
And they’re like, “girl blow a shofar”
Damn right, I'll blow a shofar
I can teach you but it's kinda hard
And they’re like, “girl blow a shofar”
Damn right, I'll blow a shofar
I can teach you but it's kinda hard
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I’m kind, not friendly. There’s a difference
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I’m kind, not friendly. There’s a difference
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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My manger brings Wise Men to the barn /
They’re like, we traveled so far /
Damn right, followed the North Star /
I will gift you, this myrrh in a jar
They’re like, we traveled so far /
Damn right, followed the North Star /
I will gift you, this myrrh in a jar
December 10, 2024 at 12:48 AM
My manger brings Wise Men to the barn /
They’re like, we traveled so far /
Damn right, followed the North Star /
I will gift you, this myrrh in a jar
They’re like, we traveled so far /
Damn right, followed the North Star /
I will gift you, this myrrh in a jar
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when your sex worker will only do missionary
December 10, 2024 at 4:14 AM
when your sex worker will only do missionary
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Compared to the list of Traitor Tot's pardons, hunter Biden is an absolute angel.
See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb
See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb
Pardons Granted by President Donald J. Trump (2017-2021)
rb.gy
December 2, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Compared to the list of Traitor Tot's pardons, hunter Biden is an absolute angel.
See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb
See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb
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2 common sayings in AA meetings are “let it go” and “do the next right thing.” In Frozen, Elsa sings a song to herself called “Let It Go.” In Frozen 2, Anna sings a song to herself called “Do The Next Right Thing.” In conclusion, Elsa and Anna are in recovery.
December 9, 2024 at 12:40 PM
2 common sayings in AA meetings are “let it go” and “do the next right thing.” In Frozen, Elsa sings a song to herself called “Let It Go.” In Frozen 2, Anna sings a song to herself called “Do The Next Right Thing.” In conclusion, Elsa and Anna are in recovery.
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Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
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Sorry I replaced the baby Jesus in your nativity scene with a Grogu doll and called it “The Mangerlorian.”
November 18, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Sorry I replaced the baby Jesus in your nativity scene with a Grogu doll and called it “The Mangerlorian.”
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I got my gym membership at Costco so now I have 36-pack abs
November 15, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I got my gym membership at Costco so now I have 36-pack abs
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Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
July 10, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 16, 2024 at 5:24 PM
That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
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MAGA is totally an anti-"elites" movement, as evidenced by the fact that one of Trump's first moves is to put one of the richest oligarchs in the world in a position to rig government regulations so they benefit his own companies and bottom line, rather than the public
November 13, 2024 at 12:27 PM
MAGA is totally an anti-"elites" movement, as evidenced by the fact that one of Trump's first moves is to put one of the richest oligarchs in the world in a position to rig government regulations so they benefit his own companies and bottom line, rather than the public
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I see some optimistic souls saying that they hope the next four years are prosperous and good, and while I get the sentiment, how the fuck could that possibly happen?
November 12, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I see some optimistic souls saying that they hope the next four years are prosperous and good, and while I get the sentiment, how the fuck could that possibly happen?
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Happy Veteran’s Day!!!
November 11, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Happy Veteran’s Day!!!
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for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million
October 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
for years scholars wondered how many toddlers you can run over with tanks before your country is considered "Bad" . probably about 4 million
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Truer words were never spoken https://buff.ly/3YGwp2b
Dave Bautista Brutally Rips 'Whiny Little B*tch' Trump In Epic Video For 'Jimmy Kimmel Live'
Truer words were never spoken
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October 26, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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