Jarhead *είμαι μαλάκα* Jim™
@jarheadjim.bsky.social
USMC Veteran. Son of Immigrants. I am *I remember when Russia was the Enemy* years old.
I'm not going back to where I came from.
I'm not going back to where I came from.
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Did @bencollins.bsky.social buy the Atlantic too?
June 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Did @bencollins.bsky.social buy the Atlantic too?
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an OnlyFans but it’s just pictures of my dog
January 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
an OnlyFans but it’s just pictures of my dog
Just wait until you find out what data Google, Meta, and Twitter acquire from Americans, and what they do with it 😲😲😲
January 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Just wait until you find out what data Google, Meta, and Twitter acquire from Americans, and what they do with it 😲😲😲
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2025 is really gonna suck for everyone excepts bigots. :(
January 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
2025 is really gonna suck for everyone excepts bigots. :(
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We don’t believe in saying Happy Holidays here. In this house we say “Yippee kiyay, motherfucker.”
December 24, 2024 at 1:29 PM
We don’t believe in saying Happy Holidays here. In this house we say “Yippee kiyay, motherfucker.”
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My latkes bring all the goys to the yard
And they’re like, “girl blow a shofar”
Damn right, I'll blow a shofar
I can teach you but it's kinda hard
And they’re like, “girl blow a shofar”
Damn right, I'll blow a shofar
I can teach you but it's kinda hard
December 11, 2024 at 8:39 AM
My latkes bring all the goys to the yard
And they’re like, “girl blow a shofar”
Damn right, I'll blow a shofar
I can teach you but it's kinda hard
And they’re like, “girl blow a shofar”
Damn right, I'll blow a shofar
I can teach you but it's kinda hard
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I’m kind, not friendly. There’s a difference
December 8, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I’m kind, not friendly. There’s a difference
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
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My manger brings Wise Men to the barn /
They’re like, we traveled so far /
Damn right, followed the North Star /
I will gift you, this myrrh in a jar
They’re like, we traveled so far /
Damn right, followed the North Star /
I will gift you, this myrrh in a jar
December 10, 2024 at 12:48 AM
My manger brings Wise Men to the barn /
They’re like, we traveled so far /
Damn right, followed the North Star /
I will gift you, this myrrh in a jar
They’re like, we traveled so far /
Damn right, followed the North Star /
I will gift you, this myrrh in a jar
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when your sex worker will only do missionary
December 10, 2024 at 4:14 AM
when your sex worker will only do missionary
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Compared to the list of Traitor Tot's pardons, hunter Biden is an absolute angel.
See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb
See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb
Pardons Granted by President Donald J. Trump (2017-2021)
rb.gy
December 2, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Compared to the list of Traitor Tot's pardons, hunter Biden is an absolute angel.
See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb
See for yourself: rb.gy/lfkzsb
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2 common sayings in AA meetings are “let it go” and “do the next right thing.” In Frozen, Elsa sings a song to herself called “Let It Go.” In Frozen 2, Anna sings a song to herself called “Do The Next Right Thing.” In conclusion, Elsa and Anna are in recovery.
December 9, 2024 at 12:40 PM
2 common sayings in AA meetings are “let it go” and “do the next right thing.” In Frozen, Elsa sings a song to herself called “Let It Go.” In Frozen 2, Anna sings a song to herself called “Do The Next Right Thing.” In conclusion, Elsa and Anna are in recovery.
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Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
No - because the only civil thing they believe in is *war*
November 21, 2024 at 1:26 PM
No - because the only civil thing they believe in is *war*
These pics descriptions are 🤌
November 21, 2024 at 1:20 PM
These pics descriptions are 🤌
Those senators when the vote happens 👇👇👇
a man is standing in the snow holding a sword while another man stands behind him .
ALT: a man is standing in the snow holding a sword while another man stands behind him .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Those senators when the vote happens 👇👇👇
Sounds like 1st and 4th Amendment violations 🤔
November 20, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Sounds like 1st and 4th Amendment violations 🤔
