Jane
@jane.meangirls.online
Hot work, lads.
@battingaround.bsky.social
Minneapolis. she/her.
@battingaround.bsky.social
Minneapolis. she/her.
Pinned
Jane
@jane.meangirls.online
· Nov 19
*noticing a bunch of new followers* do you guys like warhammer
Reposted by Jane
Two splendid historical moments to celebrate today: the 25th anniversary of the news of Sooty the guinea pig’s sexual excesses, and the 1,009th of Edmund ‘Ironside’ II getting done in by being stabbed up the bum while on the privy. Possibly. As you can see, we’re starting with the ‘Romeo’ rodent...
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Two splendid historical moments to celebrate today: the 25th anniversary of the news of Sooty the guinea pig’s sexual excesses, and the 1,009th of Edmund ‘Ironside’ II getting done in by being stabbed up the bum while on the privy. Possibly. As you can see, we’re starting with the ‘Romeo’ rodent...
Reposted by Jane
Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Mamdani hires car-hating activist Ben Furnas to transportation team: ‘war on drivers’
Car-hating Transportation Alternatives boss Ben Furnas has been appointed to Mamdani's transition team for transportation, climate and infrastructure – and his agenda is a nightmare for the city's drivers.
nypost.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Photo of an ambulance stuck in gridlock traffic
A *high school* junior should write better than this. A college junior should be deeply embarrassed to have this quality of writing made public.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
A *high school* junior should write better than this. A college junior should be deeply embarrassed to have this quality of writing made public.
Reposted by Jane
queen shit
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
queen shit
Reposted by Jane
basically nothing dapples as well as sunlight. unquestionably the GOAT of dappling
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
basically nothing dapples as well as sunlight. unquestionably the GOAT of dappling
Reposted by Jane
If these quotes were somebody's posts I wouldn't press like on them
bravely describing it as one of his ‘strongest standup routines in years’ and then all the quotes from it are stuff like this lol ‘cancellation’ is never solely a cultural issue! it’s a craft issue too!
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
If these quotes were somebody's posts I wouldn't press like on them
Bluesky repliers really can manage to be annoying about anything
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Bluesky repliers really can manage to be annoying about anything
Serves you 🚬s right imo
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Serves you 🚬s right imo
Reposted by Jane
(getting dragged away from the zootopia 2 screening) i'm not a furry! it just presents a really interesting world-building scenario! a city organized around unique climatological zones asks challenging questions about equity of power consumption!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
(getting dragged away from the zootopia 2 screening) i'm not a furry! it just presents a really interesting world-building scenario! a city organized around unique climatological zones asks challenging questions about equity of power consumption!!
Reposted by Jane
DON'T EXPERIMENT ON THANKSGIVING 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
DON'T EXPERIMENT ON THANKSGIVING 🤣
Reposted by Jane
There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There might be no better example of the war coming home than a CIA trained teen death squad recruit getting asylum in the US and then shooting a bunch of soldiers who were deployed to DC for no reason other than Kabuki Security Theater
He’ll cave. If he had real guts he would’ve stood up to Trump for doing this before and wouldn’t be in the “you can say it again now” maga movement in the first place.
A top Republican in Indiana, whose daughter has Down Syndrome, just announced he will be voting to block Trump’s gerrymandering after Trump used the R-word to insult people yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
He’ll cave. If he had real guts he would’ve stood up to Trump for doing this before and wouldn’t be in the “you can say it again now” maga movement in the first place.
Reposted by Jane
Reposted by Jane
Reposted by Jane
The people who think having drinks with other rich people is “work” or reading a book on a plane is “work” have a lot of opinions on “work-life balance,” don’t they
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The people who think having drinks with other rich people is “work” or reading a book on a plane is “work” have a lot of opinions on “work-life balance,” don’t they
Reposted by Jane
That's blowback
It's not "blowback". It's revenge for betrayal and abandonment - a suicidally desperate act of retaliation against forces that he perceived as betraying him after he fought alongside them for years...
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
That's blowback
Reposted by Jane
when you've read enough arguments about sports and politics online you don't need to know what half the words mean you just see the code like neo
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
when you've read enough arguments about sports and politics online you don't need to know what half the words mean you just see the code like neo
Reposted by Jane
because that shit sucks and it was made top to bottom by ding dongs
Why does every straight dude in Stranger Things have the same macho, needing to get over being overprotective character arc every single season, including the final season? Can we not, for the final season, just have everyone working together and respecting each other against the bad guy?
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
because that shit sucks and it was made top to bottom by ding dongs
dude’s conversion to Catholicism was just watching Apocalypto
VP JD Vance stood before a crowd and tried to falsify history, claiming Christians ended widespread mass child-sacrifice practices among Native Americans
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
dude’s conversion to Catholicism was just watching Apocalypto
Reposted by Jane
hearing one second of Alice's Restaurant.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
hearing one second of Alice's Restaurant.
Reposted by Jane
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
Reposted by Jane
Reposted by Jane
shameless self promotion plug, i have a baseball podcast
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
shameless self promotion plug, i have a baseball podcast
at least some of the economic casualties of AI will have it coming
The entire Instagram "influencer" model is basically dead. Why bother posing in a hipster coffee shop when the AI can gin up the image for free in two minutes?
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
November 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
at least some of the economic casualties of AI will have it coming
Reposted by Jane
