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“pull one’s finger”
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“pull one’s finger”
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Please keep pets and small children indoors tonight. They can enjoy the fireworks when they start earning their keep, the bloody freeloaders.
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Please keep pets and small children indoors tonight. They can enjoy the fireworks when they start earning their keep, the bloody freeloaders.
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Neighbours having a bonfire? Wrap some chicken bones in a doll’s outfit. Hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow, tell their kids a fairy must have fallen in.
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Neighbours having a bonfire? Wrap some chicken bones in a doll’s outfit. Hide them in the ashes. Tomorrow, tell their kids a fairy must have fallen in.
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October 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Next time someone tells you that train drivers "just push buttons" show them this from the BBC
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he had a face like a house of commons vote - eyes to the right, nose to the left
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
he had a face like a house of commons vote - eyes to the right, nose to the left
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Zhao had instructed staff at his crypto exchange not to apply anti-money laundering checks, with the result that US authorities were able to identify that Binance had been used for money laundering by terrorist groups including Hamas, al-Qaeda and ISIS.
www.wsj.com/finance/curr...
www.wsj.com/finance/curr...
Exclusive | Trump Pardons Convicted Binance Founder
The pardon follows months of efforts by Changpeng Zhao to boost Trump crypto company.
www.wsj.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Zhao had instructed staff at his crypto exchange not to apply anti-money laundering checks, with the result that US authorities were able to identify that Binance had been used for money laundering by terrorist groups including Hamas, al-Qaeda and ISIS.
www.wsj.com/finance/curr...
www.wsj.com/finance/curr...
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Once again we’re being warned that if we ask billionaires to pay their fair share of tax they might leave the country. So it’s definitely worth trying.
October 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Once again we’re being warned that if we ask billionaires to pay their fair share of tax they might leave the country. So it’s definitely worth trying.
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🚨Michael Gove Lobbied Government Officials to Hand Conservative Donor Multimillion Pound Covid Contract
👀Private emails seen by @bylinetimes.bsky.social reveals that Ciga Healthcare’s Brexit-supporting owner had pushed Gove to “take control” of the process
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/23/m...
👀Private emails seen by @bylinetimes.bsky.social reveals that Ciga Healthcare’s Brexit-supporting owner had pushed Gove to “take control” of the process
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/23/m...
Michael Gove Lobbied Government Officials to Hand Conservative Donor Multimillion Pound Covid Contract
Private correspondence seen by Byline Times reveals that Ciga Healthcare's Brexit-supporting owner had pushed Gove to "take control" of the process
bylinetimes.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
🚨Michael Gove Lobbied Government Officials to Hand Conservative Donor Multimillion Pound Covid Contract
👀Private emails seen by @bylinetimes.bsky.social reveals that Ciga Healthcare’s Brexit-supporting owner had pushed Gove to “take control” of the process
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/23/m...
👀Private emails seen by @bylinetimes.bsky.social reveals that Ciga Healthcare’s Brexit-supporting owner had pushed Gove to “take control” of the process
bylinetimes.com/2025/10/23/m...
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I imagine for many magas, witnessing part of the White House being demolished to facilitate the building of a ballroom, the terrifying thought that they may have been duped must be closer than ever to the surface.
October 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I imagine for many magas, witnessing part of the White House being demolished to facilitate the building of a ballroom, the terrifying thought that they may have been duped must be closer than ever to the surface.
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Bucks Fizz have let themself go.
September 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Bucks Fizz have let themself go.
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You'd have to say "let our clearly violent hard right hooligans, who the last time they were allowed to come to a foreign city were caught on camera in multiple videos being violent hard right hooligans, come to your city or it's like the holocaust" is really up there as a classic UK media moment
October 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You'd have to say "let our clearly violent hard right hooligans, who the last time they were allowed to come to a foreign city were caught on camera in multiple videos being violent hard right hooligans, come to your city or it's like the holocaust" is really up there as a classic UK media moment
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Why is Prince Andrew giving up his titles if he’s not done anything wrong? Hmm…
October 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Why is Prince Andrew giving up his titles if he’s not done anything wrong? Hmm…
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The privatisation of water has been a disaster and continues to rip-off millions of customers whilst handing obscene bonuses to shareholders.
It's time to take it into public hands, bring down bills and protect our rivers and oceans.
It's time to take it into public hands, bring down bills and protect our rivers and oceans.
Water bills to rise further for millions after appeal
Five water companies win permission for higher bills as they seek more funds to fix outdated infrastructure.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The privatisation of water has been a disaster and continues to rip-off millions of customers whilst handing obscene bonuses to shareholders.
It's time to take it into public hands, bring down bills and protect our rivers and oceans.
It's time to take it into public hands, bring down bills and protect our rivers and oceans.
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Please can I have a Nobel peace prize, I helped a friend of mine murder a bunch of his neighbours and now I’ve told him to stop, so I’ve definitely done a peace. Give me the prize immediately please, not that anything could possibly go wrong, but just give it to me now, or else.
October 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Please can I have a Nobel peace prize, I helped a friend of mine murder a bunch of his neighbours and now I’ve told him to stop, so I’ve definitely done a peace. Give me the prize immediately please, not that anything could possibly go wrong, but just give it to me now, or else.
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Over 14 years, the Tories and their friends robbed us blind. And Labour continues to support the privatised world that also robs us blind
The rich are getting richer and, through their media & politicians, are telling the poor to ignore who is really making their lives harder & blame brown people
The rich are getting richer and, through their media & politicians, are telling the poor to ignore who is really making their lives harder & blame brown people
More depressing is that ppl actually believe the problems we face in the uk are because of immigrants.
October 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Over 14 years, the Tories and their friends robbed us blind. And Labour continues to support the privatised world that also robs us blind
The rich are getting richer and, through their media & politicians, are telling the poor to ignore who is really making their lives harder & blame brown people
The rich are getting richer and, through their media & politicians, are telling the poor to ignore who is really making their lives harder & blame brown people
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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Andy Street is spot on. Birmingham is a brilliant city. Vibrant, diverse, wonderful.
“I’ll put it bluntly, Robert is wrong… it’s actually a very integrated place... Not the definition of a slum.”
Andy Street, Mayor of the West Midlands 2017-24, responds to Robert Jenrick's comments on Handsworth.
#Newsnight
Andy Street, Mayor of the West Midlands 2017-24, responds to Robert Jenrick's comments on Handsworth.
#Newsnight
October 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Andy Street is spot on. Birmingham is a brilliant city. Vibrant, diverse, wonderful.
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This journalist is literally inviting Jenrick to share his views, while being accused of shutting down the debate! Astonishing.
Wow. Robert Jenrick doubles down by branding a black journalist's questions "ridiculous" and saying that the problem is not his comments, but "journalists like you who pop up and try to knock me down", adding that "this is the reason why terrorist attacks happen". ~AA
October 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
This journalist is literally inviting Jenrick to share his views, while being accused of shutting down the debate! Astonishing.
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There are lovely people, arseholes and everything in between amongst every ethnic group, religion and nationality. If you believe you’re better because of your ethnic group, religion or nationality, you’re definitely in the arsehole end of that spectrum.
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
There are lovely people, arseholes and everything in between amongst every ethnic group, religion and nationality. If you believe you’re better because of your ethnic group, religion or nationality, you’re definitely in the arsehole end of that spectrum.
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If you didn't notice the Supermoon last night, maybe it was wearing glasses and a different hairstyle, and you were fooled by its secret identity as a mild-mannered ordinary moon.
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If you didn't notice the Supermoon last night, maybe it was wearing glasses and a different hairstyle, and you were fooled by its secret identity as a mild-mannered ordinary moon.
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Trump going on about London being a terrible, unsafe place to live.
London’s homicide rate is c1.5 per 100,000, a tiny fraction of most American cities (e.g. St Louis 88, Atlanta 32). Maybe he should stop listening to Herr Farage and get his own house in order.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
London’s homicide rate is c1.5 per 100,000, a tiny fraction of most American cities (e.g. St Louis 88, Atlanta 32). Maybe he should stop listening to Herr Farage and get his own house in order.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
List of cities by homicide rate - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Trump going on about London being a terrible, unsafe place to live.
London’s homicide rate is c1.5 per 100,000, a tiny fraction of most American cities (e.g. St Louis 88, Atlanta 32). Maybe he should stop listening to Herr Farage and get his own house in order.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
London’s homicide rate is c1.5 per 100,000, a tiny fraction of most American cities (e.g. St Louis 88, Atlanta 32). Maybe he should stop listening to Herr Farage and get his own house in order.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
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This remarkable therapy uses an approach the Trump administration just cancelled funding for.
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This remarkable therapy uses an approach the Trump administration just cancelled funding for.