jammynorman.bsky.social
@jammynorman.bsky.social
I teach English to largely lovely people from other countries in London.
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Get into Shining in the Wood by Tiger you pricks
Hello I am skeleton
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hello I am skeleton
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One for the heads
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One for the heads
I'm not sure if I've done this right but this is how it comes out on my phone
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm not sure if I've done this right but this is how it comes out on my phone
🎵Don't wanna end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard 🎵
In a cartoon graveyard 🎵
Democrats see Election Night as shot at redemption
Democrats see Election Night as shot at redemption
They're looking to Tuesday’s elections for clues about their future in Trump's second term.
dlvr.it
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
🎵Don't wanna end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard 🎵
In a cartoon graveyard 🎵
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
Since it's Hallowe'en, here is a bigger picture of my profile photo, a pumpkin I carved years ago to look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Since it's Hallowe'en, here is a bigger picture of my profile photo, a pumpkin I carved years ago to look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon
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Last time I saw this pose it was Chris Pratt training some velociraptors. #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Last time I saw this pose it was Chris Pratt training some velociraptors. #CelebrityTraitors
I never really got what She Bangs by Ricky Martin was about until I realised that, as a Brit, I should think of it as She Fringe. Now it makes perfect sense.
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I never really got what She Bangs by Ricky Martin was about until I realised that, as a Brit, I should think of it as She Fringe. Now it makes perfect sense.
A FANTASTIC FAITHFUL you idiots what's wrong with you smh #celebritytraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A FANTASTIC FAITHFUL you idiots what's wrong with you smh #celebritytraitors
Aload of water! What a shame - Tom Daley would have loved that #celebritytraitors
October 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Aload of water! What a shame - Tom Daley would have loved that #celebritytraitors
MC Grindah top lyricist
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
MC Grindah top lyricist
This thread is *great*, especially if you like garlic and photos of large amounts of it
approximately three hundred of you have sent me this and you know what? Sure. I’ve got time today. Put 40 bulbs of garlic in my pasta, coming right up
September 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This thread is *great*, especially if you like garlic and photos of large amounts of it
Joder mierda kurwa gówno cazzo minchia
Quote tweet this with some swearing to see if we can collectively tilt the data.
Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Arseholes. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Knobend. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Bollocks. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Testicles. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Bastards. Nonces. Tossers and Poo
Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Arseholes. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Knobend. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Bollocks. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Testicles. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Bastards. Nonces. Tossers and Poo
😊 The Swearsky Index is currently 1.9%.
September 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Joder mierda kurwa gówno cazzo minchia
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whenever I get a popup that says 'do you like this app?' I always say 'no' because that's the point at which I stop liking the app
September 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
whenever I get a popup that says 'do you like this app?' I always say 'no' because that's the point at which I stop liking the app
I prefer the idea of countries being suspended from Eurovision to them being banned from Eurovision. I know "ban" is used in other contexts like sport and driving with a temporary meaning, but I prefer "suspend".
September 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I prefer the idea of countries being suspended from Eurovision to them being banned from Eurovision. I know "ban" is used in other contexts like sport and driving with a temporary meaning, but I prefer "suspend".
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0,1,1... Fibonacci tells us that by the end of the year, Starmer will be losing 987 senior government figures a week.
“The current attrition rate of senior figures from the government is running at one a week” - WAIT FOR IT! - “this autumn.”
Filed eleven days into autumn.
I’m running out of pejoratives for Mason. How can someone this mediocre end up in a position meant for the best political journalist in the UK?
Filed eleven days into autumn.
I’m running out of pejoratives for Mason. How can someone this mediocre end up in a position meant for the best political journalist in the UK?
September 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
0,1,1... Fibonacci tells us that by the end of the year, Starmer will be losing 987 senior government figures a week.
I live by the twin rules of never building a house on an ancient burial ground and never living in a house built on an ancient burial ground
September 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I live by the twin rules of never building a house on an ancient burial ground and never living in a house built on an ancient burial ground
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Not being funny but every celebration ive seen has been a twitter post. This is herbivore land. This is the land of bores
Justin Webb just referred on Today to "platforms like Bluesky, where you can see the celebration of the killing" of Charlie Kirk.
What I'm seeing on here is overwhelming condemnation; despair at the violence of US politics; alarm at where this might go; & calls for equal horror at other shootings.
What I'm seeing on here is overwhelming condemnation; despair at the violence of US politics; alarm at where this might go; & calls for equal horror at other shootings.
September 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Not being funny but every celebration ive seen has been a twitter post. This is herbivore land. This is the land of bores
The Weaver Line was considerably busier this morning than it was on the first two days I've been coming in to work on it during this tube strike. The Mildmay has been a delight throughout, though.
September 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The Weaver Line was considerably busier this morning than it was on the first two days I've been coming in to work on it during this tube strike. The Mildmay has been a delight throughout, though.
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She's using it wrong
September 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
She's using it wrong
Don't tell Johnny Vaughan but I had marmalade for lunch
September 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Don't tell Johnny Vaughan but I had marmalade for lunch
Get into Shining in the Wood by Tiger you pricks
August 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Get into Shining in the Wood by Tiger you pricks
Just discovered that Calling Your Name by Marilyn isn't on Spotify
August 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just discovered that Calling Your Name by Marilyn isn't on Spotify