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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
Fav part of It’s a Wonderful Life is when he runs away from the cop, so the cop starts blindly firing into a crowded street, in the hopes of fatally shooting an unarmed, fleeing man in the back. For a fantasy movie this detail is very true to life
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fav part of It’s a Wonderful Life is when he runs away from the cop, so the cop starts blindly firing into a crowded street, in the hopes of fatally shooting an unarmed, fleeing man in the back. For a fantasy movie this detail is very true to life
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Merry Christmas! I repost this DM every year and my entire family quotes it. Christ the lord.
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Merry Christmas! I repost this DM every year and my entire family quotes it. Christ the lord.
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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Tonight’s book cover (and tomorrow’s) is an offering ra pum pum pum from @fabual.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Tonight’s book cover (and tomorrow’s) is an offering ra pum pum pum from @fabual.bsky.social
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
When did people become afraid to have a normal Baileys that isn’t flavoured like liquorice or chocolate orange or something. When did Western society lose its way
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When did people become afraid to have a normal Baileys that isn’t flavoured like liquorice or chocolate orange or something. When did Western society lose its way
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Surely this is a weird statistical artefact resulting from the fact that there are only 13 Labour voters left?
We really are a nation that loves animals and hates children. These figures are so shameful (via @natacha.bsky.social).
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Surely this is a weird statistical artefact resulting from the fact that there are only 13 Labour voters left?
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Every six months some guy says he’s figured out who the Zodiac Killer was and the answer is always the same: he was some guy
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Every six months some guy says he’s figured out who the Zodiac Killer was and the answer is always the same: he was some guy
Everything about Santa’s elves (very short; love building stuff together in a big workshop; sing work songs together while they do their tasks; their leader is a man with a very big beard; maintain a list of grudges (naughty list)) feels more like a dwarf thing than an elf thing
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Everything about Santa’s elves (very short; love building stuff together in a big workshop; sing work songs together while they do their tasks; their leader is a man with a very big beard; maintain a list of grudges (naughty list)) feels more like a dwarf thing than an elf thing
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
November 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
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I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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He’s helping me unload the dishwasher
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
He’s helping me unload the dishwasher
What’s cool about having a cold is that you need to sleep to fight it, so your body makes it completely impossible to go to sleep
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
What’s cool about having a cold is that you need to sleep to fight it, so your body makes it completely impossible to go to sleep
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The Original! Cock Stomping Advanced?
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The Original! Cock Stomping Advanced?
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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it’s so obvious they never really cared too much about soros other than using him as some shadowy cabal because elon musk openly influences other countries politics with his unlimited money in ways soros has only dreamed of lol
October 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
it’s so obvious they never really cared too much about soros other than using him as some shadowy cabal because elon musk openly influences other countries politics with his unlimited money in ways soros has only dreamed of lol