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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
Fav part of It’s a Wonderful Life is when he runs away from the cop, so the cop starts blindly firing into a crowded street, in the hopes of fatally shooting an unarmed, fleeing man in the back. For a fantasy movie this detail is very true to life
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Fav part of It’s a Wonderful Life is when he runs away from the cop, so the cop starts blindly firing into a crowded street, in the hopes of fatally shooting an unarmed, fleeing man in the back. For a fantasy movie this detail is very true to life
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Merry Christmas! I repost this DM every year and my entire family quotes it. Christ the lord.
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Merry Christmas! I repost this DM every year and my entire family quotes it. Christ the lord.
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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ https://theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-not-even-christ/
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Tonight’s book cover (and tomorrow’s) is an offering ra pum pum pum from @fabual.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Tonight’s book cover (and tomorrow’s) is an offering ra pum pum pum from @fabual.bsky.social
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
When did people become afraid to have a normal Baileys that isn’t flavoured like liquorice or chocolate orange or something. When did Western society lose its way
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When did people become afraid to have a normal Baileys that isn’t flavoured like liquorice or chocolate orange or something. When did Western society lose its way
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Surely this is a weird statistical artefact resulting from the fact that there are only 13 Labour voters left?
We really are a nation that loves animals and hates children. These figures are so shameful (via @natacha.bsky.social).
December 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Surely this is a weird statistical artefact resulting from the fact that there are only 13 Labour voters left?
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Every six months some guy says he’s figured out who the Zodiac Killer was and the answer is always the same: he was some guy
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Every six months some guy says he’s figured out who the Zodiac Killer was and the answer is always the same: he was some guy
Everything about Santa’s elves (very short; love building stuff together in a big workshop; sing work songs together while they do their tasks; their leader is a man with a very big beard; maintain a list of grudges (naughty list)) feels more like a dwarf thing than an elf thing
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Everything about Santa’s elves (very short; love building stuff together in a big workshop; sing work songs together while they do their tasks; their leader is a man with a very big beard; maintain a list of grudges (naughty list)) feels more like a dwarf thing than an elf thing
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
December 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
He was despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief.
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Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
November 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
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I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?
December 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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He’s helping me unload the dishwasher
November 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
He’s helping me unload the dishwasher
What’s cool about having a cold is that you need to sleep to fight it, so your body makes it completely impossible to go to sleep
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
What’s cool about having a cold is that you need to sleep to fight it, so your body makes it completely impossible to go to sleep
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The Original! Cock Stomping Advanced?
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The Original! Cock Stomping Advanced?
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because