Jakewake52
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Somebody finally discovered the bed warmer we added to their pet bed. 🥰
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Somebody finally discovered the bed warmer we added to their pet bed. 🥰
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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What the fuck when did they start asking good questions and then following up with more questions? is this guy going to get fired or something
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
What the fuck when did they start asking good questions and then following up with more questions? is this guy going to get fired or something
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Suda51 recently expressed interest in revisiting/bringing back Michigan: Report from Hell for PS2.
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Suda51 recently expressed interest in revisiting/bringing back Michigan: Report from Hell for PS2.
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the moment in question
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
the moment in question
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There is this thing with movies where like.... You don't learn to understand movies by watching good movies. If you just watch good movies it's like "wow! It's like magic!"
You gotta watch bad movies -- like actually bad movies -- to see the the raw process. I... think art in general is like that??
You gotta watch bad movies -- like actually bad movies -- to see the the raw process. I... think art in general is like that??
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
There is this thing with movies where like.... You don't learn to understand movies by watching good movies. If you just watch good movies it's like "wow! It's like magic!"
You gotta watch bad movies -- like actually bad movies -- to see the the raw process. I... think art in general is like that??
You gotta watch bad movies -- like actually bad movies -- to see the the raw process. I... think art in general is like that??
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ONLY 5 DAYS LEFT!!
The kickstarter is winding down and we are getting closer and closer to the next stretch goal! Let's try and hit it!!
Support the project here!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
The kickstarter is winding down and we are getting closer and closer to the next stretch goal! Let's try and hit it!!
Support the project here!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
December 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
ONLY 5 DAYS LEFT!!
The kickstarter is winding down and we are getting closer and closer to the next stretch goal! Let's try and hit it!!
Support the project here!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
The kickstarter is winding down and we are getting closer and closer to the next stretch goal! Let's try and hit it!!
Support the project here!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/bun...
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If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
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I love learning about indigenous agricultural practices like "hey so as we've been warning you this land gets completely ruined if you try European farming on it. But here's this trick we've known about for centuries, and it can Fix The Problem. Please stop sending white teens to plant trees."
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I love learning about indigenous agricultural practices like "hey so as we've been warning you this land gets completely ruined if you try European farming on it. But here's this trick we've known about for centuries, and it can Fix The Problem. Please stop sending white teens to plant trees."
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There was a show called “Sex Sent Me to the ER” and the first episode had a guy who literally broke his penis and the first thing he says is “I’m in a Rockabilly band” and as soon as he said that I was like well yes of course
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
There was a show called “Sex Sent Me to the ER” and the first episode had a guy who literally broke his penis and the first thing he says is “I’m in a Rockabilly band” and as soon as he said that I was like well yes of course
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this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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In the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Rosalina fights Megaleg. However, the real Megaleg from the game is much larger than one would expect and would have made Rosalina almost impossible to see when zoomed out. The size of the one in the movie is closer to Digga-Leg.
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
In the Super Mario Galaxy Movie, Rosalina fights Megaleg. However, the real Megaleg from the game is much larger than one would expect and would have made Rosalina almost impossible to see when zoomed out. The size of the one in the movie is closer to Digga-Leg.
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Man this is the perfect gift for someone who has given up
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Man this is the perfect gift for someone who has given up
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The Original Slinky Walking Spring Toy is $1.89 on Amazon buff.ly/ADeZg78 #ad
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The Original Slinky Walking Spring Toy is $1.89 on Amazon buff.ly/ADeZg78 #ad
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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The End of Evangelion
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The End of Evangelion
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You
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these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors
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In the grocery store lineup just now:
Old man: And how are you doing, young one?
Me: I'm good, thanks!
Old man: That's the way it should be.
Me: And what are you up to this evening?
Old man: Oh, watching movies.
Me: Hey, me too! Whatcha watching?
Old man: I like that paranormal shit.
Old man: And how are you doing, young one?
Me: I'm good, thanks!
Old man: That's the way it should be.
Me: And what are you up to this evening?
Old man: Oh, watching movies.
Me: Hey, me too! Whatcha watching?
Old man: I like that paranormal shit.
November 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
In the grocery store lineup just now:
Old man: And how are you doing, young one?
Me: I'm good, thanks!
Old man: That's the way it should be.
Me: And what are you up to this evening?
Old man: Oh, watching movies.
Me: Hey, me too! Whatcha watching?
Old man: I like that paranormal shit.
Old man: And how are you doing, young one?
Me: I'm good, thanks!
Old man: That's the way it should be.
Me: And what are you up to this evening?
Old man: Oh, watching movies.
Me: Hey, me too! Whatcha watching?
Old man: I like that paranormal shit.
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