J-Bird
@jahe2382.bsky.social
Crazy. Scary. Spooky. Hilarious. 🔵🏀 & 🐻⬇️!
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Babe are you okay? You’ve barely touched your serotonin reuptake mechanisms
September 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Babe are you okay? You’ve barely touched your serotonin reuptake mechanisms
I’m sure it’s hot down there, Terry..
July 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I’m sure it’s hot down there, Terry..
@uarizona.bsky.social baseball team is going to the #cws coming to Omaha!!!
June 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
@uarizona.bsky.social baseball team is going to the #cws coming to Omaha!!!
Please go to the comments.
Also, bidets are life. We got one on every floor.
Now I need this..
Also, bidets are life. We got one on every floor.
Now I need this..
unfortunately got addicted to the butthole dryer on japanese toilets. I didn’t know life could be this way
June 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Please go to the comments.
Also, bidets are life. We got one on every floor.
Now I need this..
Also, bidets are life. We got one on every floor.
Now I need this..
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SNY & Sportsnet LA discussing the Mets doing the water bottle challenge during the top of the 9th, you get both audio tracks!
June 5, 2025 at 5:42 AM
SNY & Sportsnet LA discussing the Mets doing the water bottle challenge during the top of the 9th, you get both audio tracks!
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idly wondering if the shocked 'i didn't vote for this!' people being interviewed are actually aware of the whole leopards eating my face meme or is it just another one of those things only the terminally online understand
June 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
idly wondering if the shocked 'i didn't vote for this!' people being interviewed are actually aware of the whole leopards eating my face meme or is it just another one of those things only the terminally online understand
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getting this guy a lava lamp with a flared base for his bday this year
the only things inside of me are fear and a lava lamp
(on my way to the hospital bc i can't get the lava lamp out)
(on my way to the hospital bc i can't get the lava lamp out)
May 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
getting this guy a lava lamp with a flared base for his bday this year
Today marks five years since George Floyd was killed by police. Our June 22, 2020 cover “Say Their Names,” by Kadir Nelson, illustrated how Floyd’s murder embodies the history of violence inflicted upon Black people in America. nyer.cm/UmfefJw
May 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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George Floyd was murdered by police five years ago today.
The Say Their Names cemetery in Minneapolis features memorials for Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Amadou Diallo, Oscar Grant, Korryn Gaines, Freddie Gray and far too many more Black people who died at the hands of police.
The Say Their Names cemetery in Minneapolis features memorials for Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Amadou Diallo, Oscar Grant, Korryn Gaines, Freddie Gray and far too many more Black people who died at the hands of police.
May 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
George Floyd was murdered by police five years ago today.
The Say Their Names cemetery in Minneapolis features memorials for Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Amadou Diallo, Oscar Grant, Korryn Gaines, Freddie Gray and far too many more Black people who died at the hands of police.
The Say Their Names cemetery in Minneapolis features memorials for Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Amadou Diallo, Oscar Grant, Korryn Gaines, Freddie Gray and far too many more Black people who died at the hands of police.
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what if the people who named everything did a bad job
May 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
what if the people who named everything did a bad job
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sorry but i will not put “jk” or “/s” at the end of my posts to make sure you know i’m joking. that’s emotional labor and it’s honestly fucked up you expect me to do that for free
April 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sorry but i will not put “jk” or “/s” at the end of my posts to make sure you know i’m joking. that’s emotional labor and it’s honestly fucked up you expect me to do that for free
Sheesh… truer words have never been spoken. Also why do we never fucking learn?
JUST BECAUSE THE PRESENT ISN'T GREAT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE PAST WAS BETTER
Honestly, this is dumb and we do this like every two months
Honestly, this is dumb and we do this like every two months
May 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Sheesh… truer words have never been spoken. Also why do we never fucking learn?
I mean… microplastics…
one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now
April 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I mean… microplastics…
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be the silly goose you wish to see in world
April 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
be the silly goose you wish to see in world
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Remember that your inner monologue is just your brain doing a podcast.
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Remember that your inner monologue is just your brain doing a podcast.
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Phrases to avoid during sex:
"In conclusion..."
"God forgive us for this sinful act..."
"Can you not move around so much?"
"This will make America great again."
"Your parents must be very proud of you."
"Do you pronounce it 'Caribbean' or 'Caribbean?'"
"🎶Galileo! (Galileo!) Galileo! Magnificoooo🎶"
"In conclusion..."
"God forgive us for this sinful act..."
"Can you not move around so much?"
"This will make America great again."
"Your parents must be very proud of you."
"Do you pronounce it 'Caribbean' or 'Caribbean?'"
"🎶Galileo! (Galileo!) Galileo! Magnificoooo🎶"
April 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Phrases to avoid during sex:
"In conclusion..."
"God forgive us for this sinful act..."
"Can you not move around so much?"
"This will make America great again."
"Your parents must be very proud of you."
"Do you pronounce it 'Caribbean' or 'Caribbean?'"
"🎶Galileo! (Galileo!) Galileo! Magnificoooo🎶"
"In conclusion..."
"God forgive us for this sinful act..."
"Can you not move around so much?"
"This will make America great again."
"Your parents must be very proud of you."
"Do you pronounce it 'Caribbean' or 'Caribbean?'"
"🎶Galileo! (Galileo!) Galileo! Magnificoooo🎶"
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You're not my real can
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 AM
You're not my real can
What they said. What they all said.
March 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What they said. What they all said.
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I got laid the night before last. I had my choice of 2, and chose the prettiest girl in town. Last night I excused myself from the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life... a group of 21 year old spring breakers from Austin. Their young voices and Texas accent could melt butter, but I'm 49.
March 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I got laid the night before last. I had my choice of 2, and chose the prettiest girl in town. Last night I excused myself from the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life... a group of 21 year old spring breakers from Austin. Their young voices and Texas accent could melt butter, but I'm 49.
The moment Kyrie had the ball at half-court I knew Kings were cooked.. #UncleDrew @dallasmavs.bsky.social
Now it’s Kings turn w 11.6 seconds
Now it’s Kings turn w 11.6 seconds
February 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The moment Kyrie had the ball at half-court I knew Kings were cooked.. #UncleDrew @dallasmavs.bsky.social
Now it’s Kings turn w 11.6 seconds
Now it’s Kings turn w 11.6 seconds
I need to laugh. I need a break from trying to join a revolution..
February 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I need to laugh. I need a break from trying to join a revolution..