Jaems (2009 Remaster)
@jaems.bsky.social
woodworker, musician, japanese incense evangelist
like shootin crackers in a barrel
August 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
like shootin crackers in a barrel
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Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering theonion.com/trump-c...
August 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering theonion.com/trump-c...
hope jimmy swaggart and frank zappa are having fun together open.spotify.com/track/2XqO04...
Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Swaggart Version)
Frank Zappa · The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life · Song · 1991
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July 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
hope jimmy swaggart and frank zappa are having fun together open.spotify.com/track/2XqO04...
May the 7th be with you
May 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
May the 7th be with you
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There's some remarkable "I'm not mad" vocal work being done here, but I think it's high time Secretary Hegseth sits in front of Congress and explains why he has one really long sideburn and one normal-sized one. America demands answers.
As former Trump Pentagon senior officials describe “total chaos” on his watch, Hegseth hilariously blames the media (again)
April 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There's some remarkable "I'm not mad" vocal work being done here, but I think it's high time Secretary Hegseth sits in front of Congress and explains why he has one really long sideburn and one normal-sized one. America demands answers.
I'm protesting (by losing my retirement savings)
April 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm protesting (by losing my retirement savings)
I don't like mushrooms or believe in God but I swear to God I will like every single one of the mushroom guy's mushroom posts I ever see
April 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don't like mushrooms or believe in God but I swear to God I will like every single one of the mushroom guy's mushroom posts I ever see
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Let's be really really clear. The Trump admin chose a Palestinian activist as the target of its first lawless political detention precisely BECAUSE they believe that will split the opposition.
If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.
If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.
March 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Let's be really really clear. The Trump admin chose a Palestinian activist as the target of its first lawless political detention precisely BECAUSE they believe that will split the opposition.
If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.
If you shrug at the abduction of Mahmoud Khalil, or worse, cheer it on, you're following Trump's script.
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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Per Dr Atul Gawande, ex USAID: “All malaria supplies protecting 53 million people, mostly children, including bed nets, diagnostics, preventive drugs, and treatments – terminated.”
There are no words that sufficiently describe this level of cruelty and sadism.
There are no words that sufficiently describe this level of cruelty and sadism.
February 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Per Dr Atul Gawande, ex USAID: “All malaria supplies protecting 53 million people, mostly children, including bed nets, diagnostics, preventive drugs, and treatments – terminated.”
There are no words that sufficiently describe this level of cruelty and sadism.
There are no words that sufficiently describe this level of cruelty and sadism.
sums it up nicely
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
sums it up nicely
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What drives me crazy about the anti-DEI rhetoric is everyone wants to be judged on merit. But you can't be judged on merit if you can't even get in the door because you don't fit some prejudiced definition of who is capable and who isn't
February 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What drives me crazy about the anti-DEI rhetoric is everyone wants to be judged on merit. But you can't be judged on merit if you can't even get in the door because you don't fit some prejudiced definition of who is capable and who isn't
elon musk has fallen into a k-hole. limitations of duality have dissolved, exposing the interconnectedness of reality and the translucent nature of appearance. realizing we're all one mind dreaming a collective dream he expresses the distillation of his experience: what if there were no brown people
February 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
elon musk has fallen into a k-hole. limitations of duality have dissolved, exposing the interconnectedness of reality and the translucent nature of appearance. realizing we're all one mind dreaming a collective dream he expresses the distillation of his experience: what if there were no brown people
this is some good shit
Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.
February 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
this is some good shit
I am nonplussed by this, which now means both plussed and nonplussed
February 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I am nonplussed by this, which now means both plussed and nonplussed
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Everyone in the Trump coalition voted for someone to get got. Most of them didn’t realize that they were that someone to someone else.
February 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Everyone in the Trump coalition voted for someone to get got. Most of them didn’t realize that they were that someone to someone else.
It's not farcical, it's deliberate!
February 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It's not farcical, it's deliberate!
Disagree. Let people be a little cheesy. Let's save our fight for the real bad guys here, like folks who don't like mayonnaise on their french fries
a blocklist specifically for people who say shit like "drumpf" and "SCROTUS" and "elmo" when talking about serious politic issues
February 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Disagree. Let people be a little cheesy. Let's save our fight for the real bad guys here, like folks who don't like mayonnaise on their french fries
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Tired: NYT: Young Musk Fans Learn American Civics, Hands-On
Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls
Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls
February 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tired: NYT: Young Musk Fans Learn American Civics, Hands-On
Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls
Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls
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Through comments, I learned about other big myths Americans believe about foreign aid:
1/ it's risen past 1% in recent years, esp. due to Ukraine - false, max is about 0.5% in 2022 $80B
2/ it's used mostly *not* for humanitarian aid - nope
3/ It's mainly about military objectives - nope
1/ it's risen past 1% in recent years, esp. due to Ukraine - false, max is about 0.5% in 2022 $80B
2/ it's used mostly *not* for humanitarian aid - nope
3/ It's mainly about military objectives - nope
February 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Through comments, I learned about other big myths Americans believe about foreign aid:
1/ it's risen past 1% in recent years, esp. due to Ukraine - false, max is about 0.5% in 2022 $80B
2/ it's used mostly *not* for humanitarian aid - nope
3/ It's mainly about military objectives - nope
1/ it's risen past 1% in recent years, esp. due to Ukraine - false, max is about 0.5% in 2022 $80B
2/ it's used mostly *not* for humanitarian aid - nope
3/ It's mainly about military objectives - nope