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jacob frasier
@jacobsfrasier.bsky.social
· Feb 25
IDK WHY I HAVE TO SHIT NEXT TO STRANGERS I THOUGHT I LEFT THAT BEHIND FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE WTF
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tried actually visualizing dropping bombs while taking a shit, it’s been 2 hours and i now have ptsd and hemroids
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
tried actually visualizing dropping bombs while taking a shit, it’s been 2 hours and i now have ptsd and hemroids
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Healthcare costs are about to go up next year.
We need Medicare for All. Every American deserves healthcare that doesn’t bankrupt them.
We need Medicare for All. Every American deserves healthcare that doesn’t bankrupt them.
October 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Healthcare costs are about to go up next year.
We need Medicare for All. Every American deserves healthcare that doesn’t bankrupt them.
We need Medicare for All. Every American deserves healthcare that doesn’t bankrupt them.
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Apropos of absolutely nothing, the United States didn't go to all of the trouble to propose, debate, enact, and ratify the 25th Amendment just for when presidents undergo anesthesia.
September 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Apropos of absolutely nothing, the United States didn't go to all of the trouble to propose, debate, enact, and ratify the 25th Amendment just for when presidents undergo anesthesia.
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The people who reflexively say that everything happening in the news every day is just a distraction from the Epstein files are allowing themselves to get distracted by the Epstein files from many other things that are incredibly important also.
August 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The people who reflexively say that everything happening in the news every day is just a distraction from the Epstein files are allowing themselves to get distracted by the Epstein files from many other things that are incredibly important also.
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The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
Cracker Barrel Changed Their Logo And MAGA Crackers Lost It
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
August 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.
asking historically, how did suing the nazis go?
August 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
asking historically, how did suing the nazis go?
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I hate agreeing with Musk but he was right:
Exclusive | Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files
Attorney General Pam Bondi told the president that the department also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victim...
www.wsj.com
July 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I hate agreeing with Musk but he was right:
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Who up mitting they romney?
June 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Who up mitting they romney?
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No dystopian piece of fiction has ever been more on-the-nose than this, it’s genuinely embarrassing
my soul left my body watching the fox news feed glitching out as the tanks roll past the president’s observation stand and the announcer’s voice echoes across the mostly empty streets, “special thanks to our sponsor, palantir”
June 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
No dystopian piece of fiction has ever been more on-the-nose than this, it’s genuinely embarrassing
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Visiting your childhood home and crying in your old bedroom is kinda nostalgic. Reminds me of the good old days of being sad and crying here 15 years ago or so
June 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Visiting your childhood home and crying in your old bedroom is kinda nostalgic. Reminds me of the good old days of being sad and crying here 15 years ago or so
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Headlines that go hard
June 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Headlines that go hard
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Transphobia:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Xenophobia:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Genocide:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Police violence:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Xenophobia:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Genocide:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Police violence:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Democrats will hand out free tacos to mock Trump
Democrats will hand out free tacos to mock Trump
Because of the president's tariff chaos, "TACO" has become shorthand for Trump Always Chickens Out.
www.motherjones.com
June 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Transphobia:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Xenophobia:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Genocide:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Police violence:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Xenophobia:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Genocide:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
Police violence:
Dems: hey you want some tacos?
wow when i have a full meal (not two mins before going to bed) i actually can sleep?
whowouldhavethunk?
whowouldhavethunk?
June 1, 2025 at 7:57 AM
wow when i have a full meal (not two mins before going to bed) i actually can sleep?
whowouldhavethunk?
whowouldhavethunk?
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On the one hand, such mockery is well earned.
On the other, it could very well drive him completely insane, and he still controls the nuclear button.
On the other, it could very well drive him completely insane, and he still controls the nuclear button.
May 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
On the one hand, such mockery is well earned.
On the other, it could very well drive him completely insane, and he still controls the nuclear button.
On the other, it could very well drive him completely insane, and he still controls the nuclear button.
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Our message to London 👇🏻
May 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Our message to London 👇🏻
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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
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Is getting a $400 million private jet gifted to himself from Qatar the result of one of his Tariff 'deals' we keep hearing about?
May 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Is getting a $400 million private jet gifted to himself from Qatar the result of one of his Tariff 'deals' we keep hearing about?
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I don't know how they expect us to figure out what's misinformation and what's true when we can't even tell if it's cake.
May 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I don't know how they expect us to figure out what's misinformation and what's true when we can't even tell if it's cake.
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vinegar strokes
Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.
April 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
vinegar strokes
SLEEPY DON THE CON
Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.
April 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
SLEEPY DON THE CON
sand man must have been out last night because i woke up with some boulders in my eyes
April 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
sand man must have been out last night because i woke up with some boulders in my eyes