Izzy Wifegirl
@ourplecat.bsky.social
Flesh and blood novice, arts and crafter, reader, wife poster, racket sport enthusiast
💜: @dani42.bsky.social
💜: @dani42.bsky.social
Oops! Local overachiever office worker committed to too many projects this week and realizes tomorrow is Friday
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oops! Local overachiever office worker committed to too many projects this week and realizes tomorrow is Friday
One of my main goals in life is to make my girlfriend laugh and if that means filming a subway surfer video while narrating a text I’m sending her so be it
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
One of my main goals in life is to make my girlfriend laugh and if that means filming a subway surfer video while narrating a text I’m sending her so be it
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Couple who opens their marriage because then they have to actually clean their bedroom, not just the parts of the house that visitors see
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Couple who opens their marriage because then they have to actually clean their bedroom, not just the parts of the house that visitors see
Working with millennials is great what do you mean I can say my coffee machine is not functional and they’ll cut the meeting short so I can have time back to run out and get coffee
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Working with millennials is great what do you mean I can say my coffee machine is not functional and they’ll cut the meeting short so I can have time back to run out and get coffee
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
Call my girlfriend a Democrat senator the way she folds immediately
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Call my girlfriend a Democrat senator the way she folds immediately
Did a cooking class yesterday :) made a salad, scalloped potatoes, mushroom chicken, and a pear gingerbread upside down cake. All amazing and delicious
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Did a cooking class yesterday :) made a salad, scalloped potatoes, mushroom chicken, and a pear gingerbread upside down cake. All amazing and delicious
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Gf bought our cat a new toy and he literally only plays with it when she’s not around. If she walks in the room or he hears her moving he will stop playing with it. Insane spite game
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Gf bought our cat a new toy and he literally only plays with it when she’s not around. If she walks in the room or he hears her moving he will stop playing with it. Insane spite game
I hate lesbians what do you mean you’re coloring and drawing on an Aldi paper bag to repurpose it as a birthday gift bag
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I hate lesbians what do you mean you’re coloring and drawing on an Aldi paper bag to repurpose it as a birthday gift bag
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YALL GOTTA COMPLIMENT YOUR FRIENDS MORE
OR LIKE AT ALL EVER
COMPLIMENT THEM PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
GO TELL YOUR HOMIES THEYRE COOL
DO IT RIGHT NOW
ALSO SAY THEY'RE A REAL ONE AND YOU APPRECIATE THEM A LOT
DO IT NOW YOU COWARDS 😤
OR LIKE AT ALL EVER
COMPLIMENT THEM PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
GO TELL YOUR HOMIES THEYRE COOL
DO IT RIGHT NOW
ALSO SAY THEY'RE A REAL ONE AND YOU APPRECIATE THEM A LOT
DO IT NOW YOU COWARDS 😤
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
YALL GOTTA COMPLIMENT YOUR FRIENDS MORE
OR LIKE AT ALL EVER
COMPLIMENT THEM PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
GO TELL YOUR HOMIES THEYRE COOL
DO IT RIGHT NOW
ALSO SAY THEY'RE A REAL ONE AND YOU APPRECIATE THEM A LOT
DO IT NOW YOU COWARDS 😤
OR LIKE AT ALL EVER
COMPLIMENT THEM PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
GO TELL YOUR HOMIES THEYRE COOL
DO IT RIGHT NOW
ALSO SAY THEY'RE A REAL ONE AND YOU APPRECIATE THEM A LOT
DO IT NOW YOU COWARDS 😤
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how your email finds me:
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
how your email finds me:
Women used to send their partners to war and wish for them to come home safe, now we just send them to a tech job that overworks them and wish for them to come home
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Women used to send their partners to war and wish for them to come home safe, now we just send them to a tech job that overworks them and wish for them to come home
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would you look at the time!
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November 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Sorry I’m doing a girlfriend appreciation post because she is amazing, sweet, hilarious, adventurous, adorable, and the best person ever. Hope that’s okay
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sorry I’m doing a girlfriend appreciation post because she is amazing, sweet, hilarious, adventurous, adorable, and the best person ever. Hope that’s okay
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Oops! All Chicago
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Oops! All Chicago
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is your ADHD tech worker girlfriend only aware of federal holidays in 2-3 week increments? if so you may be entitled to financial compensation
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
is your ADHD tech worker girlfriend only aware of federal holidays in 2-3 week increments? if so you may be entitled to financial compensation
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I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.
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congrats on the surgery america
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
congrats on the surgery america
There’s something so enjoyable and satisfying about stomping around in heeled boots idk
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There’s something so enjoyable and satisfying about stomping around in heeled boots idk
Someone should invent a printer that doesn’t suck. In every office I’ve ever worked in their printer just sucks and my home printers have always been awful
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Someone should invent a printer that doesn’t suck. In every office I’ve ever worked in their printer just sucks and my home printers have always been awful
I’m so housewife coded these days the way I’m at home 90% of the time and run the household like the marines
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’m so housewife coded these days the way I’m at home 90% of the time and run the household like the marines
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October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM