Jack
@jacknealy.com
Motorsports – 23x Marathoner – 1x Ultramarathoner – 3rd Place 🥉 35-39 Male, 2018 Omaha Marathon – Hazel’s Human No.2 – Spouse B – Papa Bear – Find me at the finish line
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Jack
@jacknealy.com
· Nov 13
Since I’m newish on Bluesky, here’s a little about me:
- Not a bot.
- New Dad
- Semi-retired from running.
- #TeamLH
- BBQ Snob
- Thankful for Patrick Lavon Mahomes II
- Not a bot.
- New Dad
- Semi-retired from running.
- #TeamLH
- BBQ Snob
- Thankful for Patrick Lavon Mahomes II
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In an incredible tactical error, I introduced my children to Christmas songs as sung by The Chipmunks on December 4th.
December 6, 2025 at 1:04 AM
In an incredible tactical error, I introduced my children to Christmas songs as sung by The Chipmunks on December 4th.
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So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
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The only suitable ending for that series would have been Clayton Kershaw fielding a comebacker and tossing the final out to first baseman Air Bud.
November 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The only suitable ending for that series would have been Clayton Kershaw fielding a comebacker and tossing the final out to first baseman Air Bud.
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All-time series. We deserve a Game 7.
Prayers to anyone who actually has an emotional investment. Tomorrow night will be hell.
Prayers to anyone who actually has an emotional investment. Tomorrow night will be hell.
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
All-time series. We deserve a Game 7.
Prayers to anyone who actually has an emotional investment. Tomorrow night will be hell.
Prayers to anyone who actually has an emotional investment. Tomorrow night will be hell.
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East coast baseball enjoyers waking up today
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
East coast baseball enjoyers waking up today
Preordering my red eye from Starbucks
We're Free
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Preordering my red eye from Starbucks
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football is the game of gods
October 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
football is the game of gods
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the Tigers have too many pitchers who are shaped like cops. these are the acceptable pitcher styles:
∙ giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
∙ sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
∙ bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
∙ 19th century dilettante
∙ wet guy
∙ giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
∙ sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
∙ bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
∙ 19th century dilettante
∙ wet guy
October 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
the Tigers have too many pitchers who are shaped like cops. these are the acceptable pitcher styles:
∙ giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
∙ sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
∙ bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
∙ 19th century dilettante
∙ wet guy
∙ giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
∙ sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
∙ bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
∙ 19th century dilettante
∙ wet guy
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this is peak athletic performance
#Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms. You know, like you do. www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...
Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms - Dexerto
A mother is going viral after winning a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding her five-day-old daughter in her arms.
www.dexerto.com
September 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
this is peak athletic performance
Survived another weird Chiefs game 🫠
September 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Survived another weird Chiefs game 🫠
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This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
September 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
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Reciting the names of all the QBs we had from Len Dawson to Patrick Mahomes like I'm Arya Stark
September 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Reciting the names of all the QBs we had from Len Dawson to Patrick Mahomes like I'm Arya Stark
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I need Anthony Hamilton to hug me and speak life over me too, because times are hard chile 😭😭😭
August 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I need Anthony Hamilton to hug me and speak life over me too, because times are hard chile 😭😭😭
@beingbecks.bsky.social selling out Lewis’ weekend for the Noles ain’t cool. 😂
August 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
@beingbecks.bsky.social selling out Lewis’ weekend for the Noles ain’t cool. 😂
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VICTORY FOR BUBBA 🏆
Bubba Wallace wins the Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway on Sunday.
Bubba Wallace wins the Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway on Sunday.
July 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
VICTORY FOR BUBBA 🏆
Bubba Wallace wins the Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway on Sunday.
Bubba Wallace wins the Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway on Sunday.
I hope my fellow Lewis & Bubba supremacists @philenespanol.bsky.social @sarahdavisagain.bsky.social and @kianna.bsky.social are having an excellent afternoon.
July 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I hope my fellow Lewis & Bubba supremacists @philenespanol.bsky.social @sarahdavisagain.bsky.social and @kianna.bsky.social are having an excellent afternoon.
Somehow Maryland still won?
July 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Somehow Maryland still won?
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Hey man 40K brothers and sisters who like sisters if you hit .400 they put you in the Hall of Fame
July 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hey man 40K brothers and sisters who like sisters if you hit .400 they put you in the Hall of Fame
I hope @thandiesibanda.bsky.social and Nyasha are having a great day today. 😊
July 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I hope @thandiesibanda.bsky.social and Nyasha are having a great day today. 😊
Max never did this when he was driving the Starship Enterprise from 2022-2024.
Lewis Hamilton’s largest gap from P1 to P2 in qualifying came in Austria at the 2020 Styrian GP.
1.216 seconds in the wet 😳
1.216 seconds in the wet 😳
June 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Max never did this when he was driving the Starship Enterprise from 2022-2024.
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someone’s gonna get paid to do the thing you wanna do
fuck it
it might as well be you
fuck it
it might as well be you
June 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
someone’s gonna get paid to do the thing you wanna do
fuck it
it might as well be you
fuck it
it might as well be you
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This entire thread has me on the floor.
if Cassian Andor had heard Solo go "we're fine, we're all fine here" in A New Hope he would have shot him on sight
June 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
This entire thread has me on the floor.