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ELLA FITZGERALD: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it! Let’s do it! Let’s fall in love!
DR. SIPHONAPTERA, THE FLEA WITH A PHD: That’s all you see in me, Ella? All my hard work and I’m just a funny anecdote? Oh, by the way, my personal life is none of your damn business. Let’s go, Greg
DR. SIPHONAPTERA, THE FLEA WITH A PHD: That’s all you see in me, Ella? All my hard work and I’m just a funny anecdote? Oh, by the way, my personal life is none of your damn business. Let’s go, Greg
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
ELLA FITZGERALD: Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it! Let’s do it! Let’s fall in love!
DR. SIPHONAPTERA, THE FLEA WITH A PHD: That’s all you see in me, Ella? All my hard work and I’m just a funny anecdote? Oh, by the way, my personal life is none of your damn business. Let’s go, Greg
DR. SIPHONAPTERA, THE FLEA WITH A PHD: That’s all you see in me, Ella? All my hard work and I’m just a funny anecdote? Oh, by the way, my personal life is none of your damn business. Let’s go, Greg
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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the uptick of ai ads in podcasts might be my breaking point. no that service doesn't cost Four Nine Nine per months it's $4.99. do you not have a single quality control guy like fucking
i know this is less than nothing but also like fucking christ man
i know this is less than nothing but also like fucking christ man
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
the uptick of ai ads in podcasts might be my breaking point. no that service doesn't cost Four Nine Nine per months it's $4.99. do you not have a single quality control guy like fucking
i know this is less than nothing but also like fucking christ man
i know this is less than nothing but also like fucking christ man
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Very easily. Every person in there is miserable and doing an impression of what they think is a cool and self-actualized person looks like. It must feel like being surrounded by ghosts
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Very easily. Every person in there is miserable and doing an impression of what they think is a cool and self-actualized person looks like. It must feel like being surrounded by ghosts
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excited to see Tyler the Creator in a film with something he really loves, a skinny white twink
youtu.be/s9gSuKaKcqM?...
youtu.be/s9gSuKaKcqM?...
Marty Supreme | Official Trailer HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
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November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
excited to see Tyler the Creator in a film with something he really loves, a skinny white twink
youtu.be/s9gSuKaKcqM?...
youtu.be/s9gSuKaKcqM?...
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Me, walking up to a crypto grifter couple: So in this relationship, who is the pump and who's the dump?
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Me, walking up to a crypto grifter couple: So in this relationship, who is the pump and who's the dump?
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Legitimately excited for this. It's entirely possible to squeeze out a game shaped object in a year and change and I'm so hype to see what sort of thalidomide baby of a game he can generate
October 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Legitimately excited for this. It's entirely possible to squeeze out a game shaped object in a year and change and I'm so hype to see what sort of thalidomide baby of a game he can generate
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malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
September 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
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a house near our apartment cut down a vibrant healthy tree on their property that housed a local population of parrots that almost certainly posed no structural risks to their house, and on this day i wonder what the the kind vladimir ilyich would have done in this situation
August 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
a house near our apartment cut down a vibrant healthy tree on their property that housed a local population of parrots that almost certainly posed no structural risks to their house, and on this day i wonder what the the kind vladimir ilyich would have done in this situation
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Anytime you read an article about "superintelligence" or "AGI" replace it with "the tooth fairy." We have about as much proof the tooth fairy exists.
July 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Anytime you read an article about "superintelligence" or "AGI" replace it with "the tooth fairy." We have about as much proof the tooth fairy exists.
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Interviewing My Brother On My Podcast To Talk About How Smart He Is
June 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Interviewing My Brother On My Podcast To Talk About How Smart He Is
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I am like a truffle hog for indie games, snorf snorf snorf, digging amongst the gaming roots for the goodies
June 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I am like a truffle hog for indie games, snorf snorf snorf, digging amongst the gaming roots for the goodies
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you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
June 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
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I remember the first time my dad asked me to punch him in the face. Me and my 27 brothers (no sisters) and their 26 moms were there with me and dad. All 55 of us were just wrasslin. "Let me have it," dad said. He had been awake since 1991, because of the drugs and blackmail. Weeks later he died.
May 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I remember the first time my dad asked me to punch him in the face. Me and my 27 brothers (no sisters) and their 26 moms were there with me and dad. All 55 of us were just wrasslin. "Let me have it," dad said. He had been awake since 1991, because of the drugs and blackmail. Weeks later he died.
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my husband, playing skyrim for the 1st time: (kills a giant) hell yeah
me: what did he do to deserve that
him: I had a quest from the jarl!
me: the colonizer
him: it’s our land!
me: whose land
him: ours! I’m a Nord!
me: you’re a wood elf
him: …but elves are running things
me: high elves. not wood
me: what did he do to deserve that
him: I had a quest from the jarl!
me: the colonizer
him: it’s our land!
me: whose land
him: ours! I’m a Nord!
me: you’re a wood elf
him: …but elves are running things
me: high elves. not wood
May 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
my husband, playing skyrim for the 1st time: (kills a giant) hell yeah
me: what did he do to deserve that
him: I had a quest from the jarl!
me: the colonizer
him: it’s our land!
me: whose land
him: ours! I’m a Nord!
me: you’re a wood elf
him: …but elves are running things
me: high elves. not wood
me: what did he do to deserve that
him: I had a quest from the jarl!
me: the colonizer
him: it’s our land!
me: whose land
him: ours! I’m a Nord!
me: you’re a wood elf
him: …but elves are running things
me: high elves. not wood
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One of the most succinct recent reviews of my The Strange Bird.
May 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
One of the most succinct recent reviews of my The Strange Bird.
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I know exactly what to do with that
May 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I know exactly what to do with that
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Meanwhile, in another book shop...
May 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Meanwhile, in another book shop...
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I really don’t have words for how upsetting this is tbh. 45 years and 12 films, each one with its own unique and memorable take on an already incredibly memorable creature design by some of the greatest effects talents of their time
and these fuckleheads had an AI shit this out and called it a day.
and these fuckleheads had an AI shit this out and called it a day.
May 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I really don’t have words for how upsetting this is tbh. 45 years and 12 films, each one with its own unique and memorable take on an already incredibly memorable creature design by some of the greatest effects talents of their time
and these fuckleheads had an AI shit this out and called it a day.
and these fuckleheads had an AI shit this out and called it a day.
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IT'S A COMIC BOOK, YOU STUPID ROBOT PIECE OF SHIT.
May 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
IT'S A COMIC BOOK, YOU STUPID ROBOT PIECE OF SHIT.