Jonesey
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Just trying to process all of this, basically.
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well sure now the canadian team seems attractive
@Ken_Rosenthal tweeted
BREAKING: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. in agreement with Blue Jays on 14-year, $500M extension, pending physical, sources tell @TheAthletic. Story to come.
BREAKING: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. in agreement with Blue Jays on 14-year, $500M extension, pending physical, sources tell @TheAthletic. Story to come.
April 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
well sure now the canadian team seems attractive
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Those penguins have taken advantage of AMERICA for too long!!!1!1!!
April 3, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Those penguins have taken advantage of AMERICA for too long!!!1!1!!
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let’s see who has the unfortunate task of ringing the opening bell tomorrow … ah perfect
April 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
let’s see who has the unfortunate task of ringing the opening bell tomorrow … ah perfect
I'm never going to be able to retire after all this am I?
April 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'm never going to be able to retire after all this am I?
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France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
March 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
France raises a fascinating hypothetical point: what if the law still exists even if people might get mad at you
Wonder what they're saying in the new signal chat today.
March 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Wonder what they're saying in the new signal chat today.
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The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
I must have committed some terrible crimes in a past life to deserve to use HubSpot every day.
March 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I must have committed some terrible crimes in a past life to deserve to use HubSpot every day.
just coming here to say lol no way am I watching that shit tonight.
March 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
just coming here to say lol no way am I watching that shit tonight.
Yeah unfortunately this is kind of how I feel about the whole resistance accounts thing. Sure it's cathartic but they aren't moving the needle on actual change and the people behind them are cashing in.
Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?
March 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Yeah unfortunately this is kind of how I feel about the whole resistance accounts thing. Sure it's cathartic but they aren't moving the needle on actual change and the people behind them are cashing in.
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It’s insane to think that the Trump administration was more welcoming this week to the Tate brothers than to the President of Ukraine.
March 1, 2025 at 10:08 AM
It’s insane to think that the Trump administration was more welcoming this week to the Tate brothers than to the President of Ukraine.
At this point, it's hard for me to be shocked but this one made me gasp out loud. An official federal snitch form asking Ed to "investigate" any public teacher, administrator, or school that you dislike under the yet-to-be-officially-defined-by-the-department boogeyman that is "DEI."
February 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
At this point, it's hard for me to be shocked but this one made me gasp out loud. An official federal snitch form asking Ed to "investigate" any public teacher, administrator, or school that you dislike under the yet-to-be-officially-defined-by-the-department boogeyman that is "DEI."
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I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table
February 27, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table
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James Carville—the political strategist who ushered in the Clinton era neoliberalism that led directly to Trump—advising Democrats to “do nothing” right now is a great argument for a mandatory retirement age. Go watch Mardi Gras from your mansion and shut the fuck up you old bum!
February 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
James Carville—the political strategist who ushered in the Clinton era neoliberalism that led directly to Trump—advising Democrats to “do nothing” right now is a great argument for a mandatory retirement age. Go watch Mardi Gras from your mansion and shut the fuck up you old bum!
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i always learn so much about the world and its possibilities whenever i open facebook
February 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
i always learn so much about the world and its possibilities whenever i open facebook
I'm not sure if this is one of those internet laws or not but it is a fact. If a device has a screen and is connected to the internet, it will eventually display ads. Only a matter of time.
February 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I'm not sure if this is one of those internet laws or not but it is a fact. If a device has a screen and is connected to the internet, it will eventually display ads. Only a matter of time.
If I ever decide to quit my job I'm 100% going to be the radon guy for home inspections. Dude comes in, plugs in a machine that does all the work, comes back in 2 days to pick it up. $200 a pop. Never seen someone less stressed while at work too.
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If I ever decide to quit my job I'm 100% going to be the radon guy for home inspections. Dude comes in, plugs in a machine that does all the work, comes back in 2 days to pick it up. $200 a pop. Never seen someone less stressed while at work too.
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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What is the best voice acting performance in a Disney movie and why is it obviously Keith David in the Princess and the Frog?
February 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What is the best voice acting performance in a Disney movie and why is it obviously Keith David in the Princess and the Frog?
200k workers who had the audacity to go into public service. I can't.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
Live Updates: Trump Officials Proceed With Mass Job Cuts Across Multiple Federal Agencies
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
200k workers who had the audacity to go into public service. I can't.
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
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The Kennedy Center presents Othello, starring Kevin Sorbo.
February 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The Kennedy Center presents Othello, starring Kevin Sorbo.