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Salty margaritas, salty bacon & salty language. INTJ, C-PTSD, I lather my nethers with the tears of my enemies. Don’t be a dick. #RouxEnY #crochet🧶 #pugs #otters 🦦(the actual animals!) #COVIDisAirborne🦠 #SaltingTheVibes ❤️
Kids will be kids. Remembering how in the early 1980s I filled my dad’s skin bracer bottle with nail polish remover. WTF was I thinking?
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I am not cooking for thanksgiving this year, but if I were, I’d add apple butter & actual butter to mashed sweet potatoes.
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Your wellness routine should include taking precautions to avoid multiple covid infections that damage your immune system, hope that helps. 🌟💕
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Taking what you can get is a poverty mindset. Go get what you want.
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Update Posted on my Fundraiser.

Hello everyone just wanted to update you all on the work I have been doing lately. I have been providing assistance to people behind the scenes so that I can lessen the burden of advocacy for those who need help. #ConnectTheDots gofund.me/74450995
Donate to Physical & Mental Health Awareness and Advocacy, organized by Keith Muise
I would like to continue educating people about Covid19, and Covid19 Safet… Keith Muise needs your support for Physical & Mental Health Awareness and Advocacy
gofund.me
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I have better, more fulfilling relationships with my dead relatives rather than those who are still living.
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If I manage to do holiday baking this year, I want to make gingerbread butter mochi. Tell me it can last bring mailed to recipients. #cookieparty
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tell me about the most insignificant thing that has flown you into a white hot rage.
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sage advice for the day: You deserve to surround yourself with good people.
November 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sometime this holiday season, I’ll attempt a gingerbread butter mochi & put cubes in my holiday cookie parcels. Definitely will try a pumpkin spice butter mochi too. #cookieparty youtube.com/shorts/I_cOh...
Calling all PUMPKIN SPICE BADDIES 🎃🍂
YouTube video by Ian Fujimoto
youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Daydreaming about my spring garden AGAIN! Today my asparagus plants arrived @ are already planted 2 in a container (to be given to a cousin in June 2026 & the remainder is planted in a cardboard box. If the plants survive, next fall they will be transplanted in proper grow bags.
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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'Microscopic Structures Found in Long COVID Blood'

'These methods allowed them to accurately differentiate Long COVID patients from healthy individuals and to pinpoint the most informative biomarker combinations.'

www.miragenews.com/microscopic-...
Microscopic Structures Found in Long COVID Blood
The researchers also incorporated Artificial Intelligence tools, including machine learning, to analyze biomarker patterns. These methods allowed them
www.miragenews.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Daydreaming about my gardening experiment for 2026. One of several things I hope I manage to germinate & harvest: chiogga beets!
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Yanno how there are people who detest cilantro? I loathe dill.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Part of my journey with a marginal ulcer is ravenous hunger. I eat and feel queasy, then 20 min later, BOOM! Hungry again,
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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"No, you get it; you understand that the internet forever longs for your knee-jerk, negative, and uninformed opinions that occasionally contain grammatical errors — and you are more than ready to deliver them."
Thanks for Sharing Your Unsolicited and Negative Opinion On the Internet!
We saw what you did there and just had to take time out to commend you on your fine effort. It’s not every day that someone goes online and shares ...
buff.ly
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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My colleague sat down
and coughed
and coughed,
and when he finished coughing
he asked if I would
close my office window
as he felt a bit cold,
and I didn’t know
exactly how to tell him
that my window was open
because he was filling the air
with something worse than a cold.
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Trying to counteract a cold rainy day with a scalding bowl of cheesy grits.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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"All of us know people who appear to have their acts together, to be living some version of the charmed life we wish we could have for ourselves. Without exception, every single one of those people turns out to be fucked up in their own, authentic ways." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/hallelujah
Hallelujah
Growing up, I was always under the impression that the job of adults is to “find themselves.” Nobody ever tells you what to do once you’ve been found.
michaelianblack.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM