luis, the king of crops
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Degenerate ‘Modernistic’ Works ~ senior editorial producer at @newyorker.com ~ opinions are mine, give them back >:/ ~ in “my long and storied Corny Era.” ~ he/they
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Is the “Mission: Impossible” Series Tom Cruise’s “Blank Check”?
The movie podcast, which examines the crazy passion projects that directors pursue after their first big hit (“Aloha” or “Speed Racer,” anyone?) celebrates its tenth birthday with a trip to a “Mission...
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This week in @newyorker.com: All you need to know is that the name of the show is Blank Check.
I walked around the Museum of the Moving Image's new Mission: Impossible exhibit with the top minds behind @blankcheck.bsky.social to talk Tom, "Sinners," and Videology trivia.
I walked around the Museum of the Moving Image's new Mission: Impossible exhibit with the top minds behind @blankcheck.bsky.social to talk Tom, "Sinners," and Videology trivia.
unfortunately i fear this is asking too much of the colts defense
Bad offensive series. Pittman's got to hang onto the first play of the drive, Daniel Jones has to make a good throw on third down.
Colts defense has to come up big.
Colts defense has to come up big.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
unfortunately i fear this is asking too much of the colts defense
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Lame roughing call, drink
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Lame roughing call, drink
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I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
Governor Hochul on Elise Stefanik doubling down on her claims that Mamdani is a “jihadist.”
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
Video: Kathy Hochul via X (@KathyHochul)
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are
*extremely cable news voice* when will Zohran post about the Gotham FC championship
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
*extremely cable news voice* when will Zohran post about the Gotham FC championship
to everyone who said Ferrari’s career-eating habits v Lewis Hamilton would end with an unqualified dub for Ferrari, I’m sorry I ever doubted you
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
to everyone who said Ferrari’s career-eating habits v Lewis Hamilton would end with an unqualified dub for Ferrari, I’m sorry I ever doubted you
the Boox Palma 2 Pro, a device made exclusively for @davidpierce.xyz, has made it into the Kyle Chayka New Yorker Gift Guide™️ along with a bunch of other e-ink stuff
A Holiday Gift Guide: The Newest, Strangest Gadgets and Apps
Our columnist on digital culture suggests technology—or anti-technology technology—to give this holiday season.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the Boox Palma 2 Pro, a device made exclusively for @davidpierce.xyz, has made it into the Kyle Chayka New Yorker Gift Guide™️ along with a bunch of other e-ink stuff
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“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger
H E L L Y E A H
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
H E L L Y E A H
a second Talk of the Town piece about an ultra-popular movie podcast has hit the New Yorker magazine
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
a second Talk of the Town piece about an ultra-popular movie podcast has hit the New Yorker magazine
fyi this is the future of journalism, folks
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
fyi this is the future of journalism, folks
and to anyone who thought shifting the calendar in 2027 was a bad idea, I think you should get pantsed
Alonso Martinez with a rumored knee injury while on international duty.
If it’s serious, that leaves NYCFC without a striker besides 17 year old Seymour Reid.
If it’s serious, that leaves NYCFC without a striker besides 17 year old Seymour Reid.
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
and to anyone who thought shifting the calendar in 2027 was a bad idea, I think you should get pantsed
Typing out a description of the sickos dot jpg comic to alter the reality around me
November 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Typing out a description of the sickos dot jpg comic to alter the reality around me
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this is the essence of Poster’s Bushido: if you want to do something like that, own it
It’s fine to break the rules if you understand and accept that doing so will get you punished IMO
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
this is the essence of Poster’s Bushido: if you want to do something like that, own it
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Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
bold new proposal from the City Council
Keep in mind there is no law saying bagels are only for the morning. If you want a 9PM bagel, that’s fine. You can just do that.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
bold new proposal from the City Council
A Bloomberg terminal reportedly costs $32,000, which is 640 new subscribers' worth of dollars.
what i'm saying is that the opportunity exists for a third Vergecast pod within a pod called "buy us a terminal"
what i'm saying is that the opportunity exists for a third Vergecast pod within a pod called "buy us a terminal"
who has a bloomberg terminal and wants to be my new best friend?
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A Bloomberg terminal reportedly costs $32,000, which is 640 new subscribers' worth of dollars.
what i'm saying is that the opportunity exists for a third Vergecast pod within a pod called "buy us a terminal"
what i'm saying is that the opportunity exists for a third Vergecast pod within a pod called "buy us a terminal"
I cannot even begin to enumerate the ways in which this looks busted
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I cannot even begin to enumerate the ways in which this looks busted
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IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.
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Gonna have to go with a nickel for five thoughts, I refuse to pay more.
The American penny will pass away later today after a prolonged illness. It was 238 years old. https://cnn.it/4oYYE7q
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gonna have to go with a nickel for five thoughts, I refuse to pay more.