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AAAAAUGGGGHHH
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It’s not a “parasocial relationship” - we’re friends and you just don’t know it yet.
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s not a “parasocial relationship” - we’re friends and you just don’t know it yet.
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thinking about becoming a shriveled husk in the new year
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
thinking about becoming a shriveled husk in the new year
If you send your favorite porn star 50 bucks, I expect you to pay for my dinner💅
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you send your favorite porn star 50 bucks, I expect you to pay for my dinner💅
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opened presents tonight like an italian
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
opened presents tonight like an italian
You ever just wanna fall down a hole, make a silly scream, and start over on the level
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You ever just wanna fall down a hole, make a silly scream, and start over on the level
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i love when people engage with my content
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i love when people engage with my content
Decoratingy bonsai because i cant be fucked to buy a tree
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Decoratingy bonsai because i cant be fucked to buy a tree
Sorry yall will never be as important to me as my cow
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Sorry yall will never be as important to me as my cow
Getting snow on Christmas because I'm God's favorite 😇
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Getting snow on Christmas because I'm God's favorite 😇
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mpreg mario? i think you mean "wombario"
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
mpreg mario? i think you mean "wombario"
The fact this doesn't have 24 things
Advent calendar of things that make the violent urges grow stronger
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The fact this doesn't have 24 things
Creepers in Minecraft
Advent calendar of things that make the violent urges grow stronger
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Creepers in Minecraft
feminine 👏 men 👏 feminine 👏 men 👏
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
feminine 👏 men 👏 feminine 👏 men 👏
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Showed @fagend.bsky.social someone’s hole pics, and they pointed at the screen, “see, those are hemorrhoids right there and… there.”
December 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Showed @fagend.bsky.social someone’s hole pics, and they pointed at the screen, “see, those are hemorrhoids right there and… there.”
my gluttony knows no bounds
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
my gluttony knows no bounds
abt to eat frog for the first time
December 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
abt to eat frog for the first time
@biteybutcute.girlypop.baby I had a dream tonight that you were an actual crocodile and you could fly and were chasing me. It was your mission to swallow me whole and you posted about it idk 💀
December 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
@biteybutcute.girlypop.baby I had a dream tonight that you were an actual crocodile and you could fly and were chasing me. It was your mission to swallow me whole and you posted about it idk 💀
I remember when I used to comment normal things on YouTube...
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I remember when I used to comment normal things on YouTube...
Wanting a snack but no snacks available
Advent calendar of things that make the violent urges grow stronger
advent calendar of the tears of my enemies
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Wanting a snack but no snacks available
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being adorable and difficult as a lifestyle choice
December 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
being adorable and difficult as a lifestyle choice
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i think once i have a 3-digit follower count i should be allowed to declare some kind of war
December 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i think once i have a 3-digit follower count i should be allowed to declare some kind of war