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AAAAAUGGGGHHH
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this movie is like if the Dukes of Hazard were rapists instead of racists.
January 5, 2026 at 1:26 PM
this movie is like if the Dukes of Hazard were rapists instead of racists.
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the united states was promised venezuelan oil reserves 3,000 years ago
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
the united states was promised venezuelan oil reserves 3,000 years ago
Trump's actions are written by manatees
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Trump's actions are written by manatees
They should put treasures at the foot of tornados like they do with rainbows
January 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
They should put treasures at the foot of tornados like they do with rainbows
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That's the most petty thing I've ever heard.
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
That's the most petty thing I've ever heard.
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i put the office on as background noise for my pet millennial whenever i'm out of the house
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
i put the office on as background noise for my pet millennial whenever i'm out of the house
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if anyone would like to send me money for absolutely nothing in return, hmu
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
if anyone would like to send me money for absolutely nothing in return, hmu
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she walla walla bing bang on my ting tang until i oo ee oo aa aa
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
she walla walla bing bang on my ting tang until i oo ee oo aa aa
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hungover in a way that suggests i was never meant to drink alcohol or feel joy
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
hungover in a way that suggests i was never meant to drink alcohol or feel joy
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some body somewhere just died in a hilarious way
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
some body somewhere just died in a hilarious way
HATE THIS HYPERMOBILE BULLSHIT JUST LET ME STRETCH PROPERLY AAAAAA
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 AM
HATE THIS HYPERMOBILE BULLSHIT JUST LET ME STRETCH PROPERLY AAAAAA
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Trump raped children and acted as a pimp for Epstein, (just like his grandpa Drumpf.) Can we add that to his accomplishments?
December 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Trump raped children and acted as a pimp for Epstein, (just like his grandpa Drumpf.) Can we add that to his accomplishments?
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My wish for 2026 is that death and suffering is more focused on just a handful of people.
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 AM
My wish for 2026 is that death and suffering is more focused on just a handful of people.
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if i keep moving west i can avoid the new year entirely
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
if i keep moving west i can avoid the new year entirely
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Global communism in 2026 I feel it
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Global communism in 2026 I feel it
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ok on the count of 3 everyone blow up your car
January 1, 2026 at 3:44 AM
ok on the count of 3 everyone blow up your car
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For January I would like to wear a dog shock collar that zaps me if I try to buy something online
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
For January I would like to wear a dog shock collar that zaps me if I try to buy something online
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sparkling apple spider
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
sparkling apple spider
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a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
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british people dont really talk like that theyre making fun of us they talk normal when we arent around
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
british people dont really talk like that theyre making fun of us they talk normal when we arent around
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Every day is a
great day to watch king of the hill
December 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Every day is a
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anyone wanna primal scream to celebrate new year. the only thing is we gotta do it early cause I don’t wanna wake my mostly elderly neighbors.
December 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
anyone wanna primal scream to celebrate new year. the only thing is we gotta do it early cause I don’t wanna wake my mostly elderly neighbors.
My condolences fto everyone regarding another year in this hellscape
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
My condolences fto everyone regarding another year in this hellscape