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pledge allegiance to the flag
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
the united states was promised venezuelan oil reserves 3,000 years ago
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
honestly the u.s. deserves whatever it has coming for it
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 AM
mfers love regime change until their own regime gets changed
January 5, 2026 at 12:51 AM
it cannot happen soon enough
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
it is your patriotic duty to serve big oil companies on behalf of our demented child rapist president. JOIN THE UNITED STATES MILITARY TODAY
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 PM
solving the venezuelan refugee crisis by making them united states citizens
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
we could use a little regime change in the u.s. since international abductions of elected leaders are fine
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
(character every time something weird happens in stranger things) stranger things have happened!
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
any time someone mentions ‘america’ i’m going to be like “wait, north or south?”
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
these turkish delights have turkish ends
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
much like years prior, next year i’m getting things from ebay
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
starting to think the onlyfans accounts that don’t follow me but like my posts don’t actually LIKE like my posts
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
happy birthday earth, we are killing you as fast as we possibly can
December 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
want to feel old? 2020 was 20 years ago
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
malcolm mcdowell really gets typecasted as depraved psycho
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
the world is your cloister
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
(repeating to myself like a mantra) it’s okay to clean your house even if no one is coming over
December 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
getting targeted ads for shaving my butt
December 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM