char
@humidbeing.bsky.social
all views expressed are purely coincidental
outer philadelphia region pennsylvania
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char
@humidbeing.bsky.social
· Dec 3
my only modes are “silly” and “i hate capitalism”
they only like 2a rights for citizens if the citizens are aligned with fascism
January 25, 2026 at 2:37 PM
they only like 2a rights for citizens if the citizens are aligned with fascism
i’m not chopped. if anything i’m diced and sautéed
January 24, 2026 at 2:22 AM
i’m not chopped. if anything i’m diced and sautéed
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well well well look who’s afraid of memes now
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 12:48 AM
well well well look who’s afraid of memes now
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
i will never cry laugh. i can barely cry cry
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
i will never cry laugh. i can barely cry cry
pediatricians always have a gun out just in case parents refuse recommended medical care
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:28 PM
pediatricians always have a gun out just in case parents refuse recommended medical care
they really should have taken care of that problem
Johnson: I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy and a lot of people tried to convince my young parents that they should take care of that problem
January 23, 2026 at 8:21 PM
they really should have taken care of that problem
philadelphia has seceded from the united states
January 23, 2026 at 8:19 PM
philadelphia has seceded from the united states
ice agents have immunity? vaxxed??
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
ice agents have immunity? vaxxed??
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the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit
January 23, 2026 at 12:33 AM
the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit
i’m no legislator but we really gotta make better laws dawg
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 PM
i’m no legislator but we really gotta make better laws dawg
they say the federal paramilitary is there to go after violent criminals and sex offenders etc when we already have bloated budget militarized local police who are allegedly there for that
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 PM
they say the federal paramilitary is there to go after violent criminals and sex offenders etc when we already have bloated budget militarized local police who are allegedly there for that
comparing existing in another country with violent crime simply bc they’re both “illegal” is such a stupid false equivalency and an abject failure of justice
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 PM
comparing existing in another country with violent crime simply bc they’re both “illegal” is such a stupid false equivalency and an abject failure of justice
if they’re so worried about illegal immigration they could simply legalize immigration
January 23, 2026 at 2:31 PM
if they’re so worried about illegal immigration they could simply legalize immigration
equating someone who doesn’t have a certain document with someone who commits violent crimes is legitimately deranged
January 23, 2026 at 2:28 PM
equating someone who doesn’t have a certain document with someone who commits violent crimes is legitimately deranged
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the "problem" of "illegal" immigration disappears the second you stop thinking like a racist freak
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 PM
the "problem" of "illegal" immigration disappears the second you stop thinking like a racist freak
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it could happen any day now
January 23, 2026 at 4:48 AM
it could happen any day now
coalie has died in a grilling incident
The Trump administration today announced a new government-backed fossil fuel industry mascot.
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
Meet Coalie the lump of coal!
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 AM
coalie has died in a grilling incident
the mascot of the united states is an anthropomorphic gun with a gun
January 23, 2026 at 3:55 AM
the mascot of the united states is an anthropomorphic gun with a gun
sorry i’ve been so stupid. it’s my condition of dumbassedness
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 AM
sorry i’ve been so stupid. it’s my condition of dumbassedness
saying the secret ingredient in a dish is “love” is such a cop out. you can’t eat love, that’s not a food
January 23, 2026 at 3:49 AM
saying the secret ingredient in a dish is “love” is such a cop out. you can’t eat love, that’s not a food
it’s actually good when your phone battery is super low. it reminds us of our own mortality
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 AM
it’s actually good when your phone battery is super low. it reminds us of our own mortality
they don’t let normal people judge food on cooking shows because they’d just enjoy the food too much
January 23, 2026 at 3:36 AM
they don’t let normal people judge food on cooking shows because they’d just enjoy the food too much
i don’t think gwen stefani was “just a girl”. she was gwen stefani in the band no doubt
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 AM
i don’t think gwen stefani was “just a girl”. she was gwen stefani in the band no doubt