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merry charmas
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i’m stupid in a non-dumbass way
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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thanksgiving is OVER

time 2 learn the secrets of the pyramids
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
we should say “bless you” when people fart
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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i'm not convinced by your lived experience actually. i just don't think it would have went down like that
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
google named copilot after this
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
mr. dove president is only starting these wars to attain peace. these are peace wars
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Saying dog rates like socrates
July 10, 2024 at 2:31 AM
pirating is not a victimless crime. it causes pain to warner bros. keep downloading to kill warner bros
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
missed opportunity to call the sequel 2ootopia
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
saying “merry grinchmas” seems pretty contradictory tbh
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
don’t wear a nightgown and cap unless you’re an actual bedhead. our culture is not your costume
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
when they’re cutting up a pot roast at the all-you-can-eat buffet
Gonna start an Insta called “The White Mannequins of Africa”
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
come on man, just call it “the war for more oil” we’ve already been through this
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
but who gatekeeps the gatekeepers…
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
the thing people seem to forget about traditions is some of them are very bad and stupid
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
we brought grandma back from the dead using ai and she’s even more racist than we remembered
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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It is tragic that this person was put in a position where she lost her life for no reason other than to serve the vanity of a man determined to establish dominance over a city that hates him
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
as a general rule, food in the microwave isn’t hot enough until it explodes a little bit
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
how it feels to live under the united states capitalist duopoly government
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
all the AI ads during football games are just “it makes a list of stuff” or “it’s a search engine”
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
we should stop eating turkey and move on to even bigger bird meat, like ostrich
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
it’s actually super easy for me to not buy things due to not having the money to buy them
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
not sure i’ll be fully satisfied until lina khan pierces a tech billionaire through the heart
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM