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Itemeleven
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Video game consumer, anime devourer, long-suffering Cowboys fan, optimistic Spurs and Cubs fan, dog papa, husbando, pro-pizza and naps.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
May 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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If you got an ironic exclamation point loaded in the chamber right now do us all a favor and holster it
June 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Oh wrestling is fake?

Then explain this
May 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Social media is hot garbage but glad we could all come together and make Chicago jokes about the new Pope you are all blessed.
May 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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/concerned, gesturing frantically to arena security staff "Oooh wah ah ah ah!"
The championship banners celebrating the six NBA titles won by the Chicago Bulls suffered "minor damage" during a Disturbed concert last weekend, per a source from the United Center.

They will not be on display for the rest of the regular season.
Chicago Bulls’ championship banners damaged during concert — and won’t return to United Center rafters this season
The banners commemorating the Chicago Bulls’ six NBA championships were damaged during a weekend concert and will not be displayed at the United Center for the remainder of the season.
www.chicagotribune.com
March 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Look, I would never claim to be an expert on football, but I believe I’ve figured out what KC is doing wrong and have a plan for them to turn things around.

They need to score more points.
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Right. Just remember, even the biggest names started somewhere. Godzilla wasn’t just destroying then saving Japan overnight, he started in the mailroom. Godzilla put in the work.
I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad
January 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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After an inexplicable delay, the 4th season of Thunderbolt Fantasy is coming to Crunchyroll tomorrow, so everyone be prepared for another round of the finest martial puppet violence:
www.crunchyroll.com
January 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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It’s like everyone forgot about when iTunes automatically downloaded their album. But I’ll always remember and I’ll never forgive.
January 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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Mollie once belonged to a group of degenerate gamers who played terrorist bombers, a member of the group tells NBC News.

In the game, called “Super Bomberman 2”…
December 10, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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Gentlemen Retire To Parlor To Continue Discussion Of Kickass UFC Fight Alone
theonion.com/gentlemen-re...
November 11, 2024 at 9:29 PM