Itemeleven
@itemeleven.bsky.social
Video game consumer, anime devourer, long-suffering Cowboys fan, optimistic Spurs and Cubs fan, dog papa, husbando, pro-pizza and naps.
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TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
May 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
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If you got an ironic exclamation point loaded in the chamber right now do us all a favor and holster it
June 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you got an ironic exclamation point loaded in the chamber right now do us all a favor and holster it
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Oh wrestling is fake?
Then explain this
Then explain this
May 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Oh wrestling is fake?
Then explain this
Then explain this
Social media is hot garbage but glad we could all come together and make Chicago jokes about the new Pope you are all blessed.
May 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Social media is hot garbage but glad we could all come together and make Chicago jokes about the new Pope you are all blessed.
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/concerned, gesturing frantically to arena security staff "Oooh wah ah ah ah!"
The championship banners celebrating the six NBA titles won by the Chicago Bulls suffered "minor damage" during a Disturbed concert last weekend, per a source from the United Center.
They will not be on display for the rest of the regular season.
They will not be on display for the rest of the regular season.
Chicago Bulls’ championship banners damaged during concert — and won’t return to United Center rafters this season
The banners commemorating the Chicago Bulls’ six NBA championships were damaged during a weekend concert and will not be displayed at the United Center for the remainder of the season.
www.chicagotribune.com
March 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
/concerned, gesturing frantically to arena security staff "Oooh wah ah ah ah!"
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Look, I would never claim to be an expert on football, but I believe I’ve figured out what KC is doing wrong and have a plan for them to turn things around.
They need to score more points.
They need to score more points.
February 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Look, I would never claim to be an expert on football, but I believe I’ve figured out what KC is doing wrong and have a plan for them to turn things around.
They need to score more points.
They need to score more points.
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Right. Just remember, even the biggest names started somewhere. Godzilla wasn’t just destroying then saving Japan overnight, he started in the mailroom. Godzilla put in the work.
I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad
January 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Right. Just remember, even the biggest names started somewhere. Godzilla wasn’t just destroying then saving Japan overnight, he started in the mailroom. Godzilla put in the work.
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After an inexplicable delay, the 4th season of Thunderbolt Fantasy is coming to Crunchyroll tomorrow, so everyone be prepared for another round of the finest martial puppet violence:
www.crunchyroll.com
January 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
After an inexplicable delay, the 4th season of Thunderbolt Fantasy is coming to Crunchyroll tomorrow, so everyone be prepared for another round of the finest martial puppet violence:
Eat shit, Deshaun.
Sources: Browns' Watson has 2nd Achilles surgery
Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson underwent surgery Thursday after tearing his Achilles again, and his status for the 2025 season is now in jeopardy, sources tell ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Eat shit, Deshaun.
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It’s like everyone forgot about when iTunes automatically downloaded their album. But I’ll always remember and I’ll never forgive.
January 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It’s like everyone forgot about when iTunes automatically downloaded their album. But I’ll always remember and I’ll never forgive.
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Mollie once belonged to a group of degenerate gamers who played terrorist bombers, a member of the group tells NBC News.
In the game, called “Super Bomberman 2”…
In the game, called “Super Bomberman 2”…
The man who was arrested and charged with murder in the shooting death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played assassins, a member of the group tells NBC News.
'Extremely ironic': Suspect in UnitedHealthcare CEO slaying played video game killer, friend recalls
Alejandro Romero, who attended college with Luigi Mangione and was a member of the same Discord group, said he was shocked when news broke on social media that Mangione had been taken into police cust...
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Mollie once belonged to a group of degenerate gamers who played terrorist bombers, a member of the group tells NBC News.
In the game, called “Super Bomberman 2”…
In the game, called “Super Bomberman 2”…
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Gentlemen Retire To Parlor To Continue Discussion Of Kickass UFC Fight Alone
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November 11, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Gentlemen Retire To Parlor To Continue Discussion Of Kickass UFC Fight Alone
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