@isaacbalfour.bsky.social
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the stock market is crashing so hard today it resembles a SpaceX rocket
March 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
the stock market is crashing so hard today it resembles a SpaceX rocket
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The strategy of tanking the economy to save the economy makes perfect sense, other than the saving the economy part.
March 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The strategy of tanking the economy to save the economy makes perfect sense, other than the saving the economy part.
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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
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March 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Am I the only one who thinks @samreich.bsky.social could get it? I mean, his vooooooice.
March 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Am I the only one who thinks @samreich.bsky.social could get it? I mean, his vooooooice.
Day two of being snowed in. I needed some comfort food, so I made a peanut butter, mayonnaise, and banana sandwich for breakfast.
February 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Day two of being snowed in. I needed some comfort food, so I made a peanut butter, mayonnaise, and banana sandwich for breakfast.
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Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air
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February 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air
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A kaiju would be great right about now.
February 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A kaiju would be great right about now.
Watched "Starrbooty" tonight. Did not expect THAT much d*ck. I will never look at RuPaul the same way.
February 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Watched "Starrbooty" tonight. Did not expect THAT much d*ck. I will never look at RuPaul the same way.
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Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”
February 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Disco Elysium blowing up the way it did should be evidence that there’s no predicting the games market. Imagine trying to tell a money guy that game of the year was gonna be an Estonian visual novel by communists where you can pet the mailbox and say “I want to make fuck with you”
I'm not sure which I hate more, the "look at this weird / scary creature" videos featuring shitty AI or the fake movie trailers and posters featuring shitty AI. The thing that truly scares me is all the comments on those posts by morons who think the creature is real or can't wait to see the movie.
February 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I'm not sure which I hate more, the "look at this weird / scary creature" videos featuring shitty AI or the fake movie trailers and posters featuring shitty AI. The thing that truly scares me is all the comments on those posts by morons who think the creature is real or can't wait to see the movie.
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"I'll have what she's having" but it's universal healthcare
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"I'll have what she's having" but it's universal healthcare
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The horrors persist but so do--
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
February 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The horrors persist but so do--
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
Replaying Veilguard knowing there's not going to be any DLC makes me a lil sad. Exploring the Crossroads the first time around, I KNEW the unused eluvians were going to lead to amazing places in the inevitable DLC. Sigh.
February 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Replaying Veilguard knowing there's not going to be any DLC makes me a lil sad. Exploring the Crossroads the first time around, I KNEW the unused eluvians were going to lead to amazing places in the inevitable DLC. Sigh.
I have zero interest in the Duper Bowel, but Henry Cavill's favorite team is Kansas City. So, you know, go Chefs!
February 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have zero interest in the Duper Bowel, but Henry Cavill's favorite team is Kansas City. So, you know, go Chefs!
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Well Super Bowl Saturday is over and neither team showed up, nor did the fans. A totally empty stadium! This whole debacle is a complete embarrassment for the NFL. Thank god the TV stations forgot to broadcast it too.
February 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Well Super Bowl Saturday is over and neither team showed up, nor did the fans. A totally empty stadium! This whole debacle is a complete embarrassment for the NFL. Thank god the TV stations forgot to broadcast it too.
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If you want to win an election against far right opposition you need to bring together two groups. The activated liberals outraged by the other side and the more moderate groups who want govt to make their lives less difficult. Not by trying to win the enthusiastic supporters of the other side.
February 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
If you want to win an election against far right opposition you need to bring together two groups. The activated liberals outraged by the other side and the more moderate groups who want govt to make their lives less difficult. Not by trying to win the enthusiastic supporters of the other side.
My latest Rook is an Antivan Crow mage. I think I might finally be finished tinkering with his appearance.
February 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My latest Rook is an Antivan Crow mage. I think I might finally be finished tinkering with his appearance.
If you're playing Veilguard as a male Rook and you aren't using Alex Jordan's sexy ass voice, are you even guarding the Veil, bro?
February 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If you're playing Veilguard as a male Rook and you aren't using Alex Jordan's sexy ass voice, are you even guarding the Veil, bro?
Sciatica can go fuck itself.
February 8, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sciatica can go fuck itself.
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When Henry Cavill orders a new mattress and I’m his delivery person
January 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When Henry Cavill orders a new mattress and I’m his delivery person
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Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
February 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!
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If I come across as bitter, it's probably because of all the bitterness
February 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If I come across as bitter, it's probably because of all the bitterness
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Hit my limit of bad political news for the day at 8.34am.
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Hit my limit of bad political news for the day at 8.34am.
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Live shot of Executive Branch
January 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Live shot of Executive Branch