Krendle
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get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
get everyone gambling on their phone and then charge them for losing is actually pretty funny
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i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
They said it couldn't be done.
(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
They said it couldn't be done.
This app is so riddled with libs sincere-posting that Trump's latest clip is "racist" or "selfish." Yes, well done.
Posting isn't praxis. Fucking log off and organise, join people actually doing something about your tyrant. It's all "second amendment this or that" until it matters.
Posting isn't praxis. Fucking log off and organise, join people actually doing something about your tyrant. It's all "second amendment this or that" until it matters.
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This app is so riddled with libs sincere-posting that Trump's latest clip is "racist" or "selfish." Yes, well done.
Posting isn't praxis. Fucking log off and organise, join people actually doing something about your tyrant. It's all "second amendment this or that" until it matters.
Posting isn't praxis. Fucking log off and organise, join people actually doing something about your tyrant. It's all "second amendment this or that" until it matters.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
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Paul: So at the end, the robot just…gives up?
Manzoukas: he gives up because he gets wet, it’s bonkers
June: it’s bonkers
Pope Leo XIV: it is bonkers
Manzoukas: he gives up because he gets wet, it’s bonkers
June: it’s bonkers
Pope Leo XIV: it is bonkers
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Paul: So at the end, the robot just…gives up?
Manzoukas: he gives up because he gets wet, it’s bonkers
June: it’s bonkers
Pope Leo XIV: it is bonkers
Manzoukas: he gives up because he gets wet, it’s bonkers
June: it’s bonkers
Pope Leo XIV: it is bonkers
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our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
May 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
our beloved king's deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it's a sign of great strength
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Brits' reliance on dogs for companionship is an indicator of a failed state where, for many, it's not affordable to have children.
September 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Brits' reliance on dogs for companionship is an indicator of a failed state where, for many, it's not affordable to have children.
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A lot of people don't understand that refusing to take off your chain and getting sucked into an MRI machine is actually one of the most admirable ways a man can die on Long Island. It's considered martyrdom.
A man who was critically injured on Wednesday after he entered an MRI room on Long Island and was pulled into the machine by his chain necklace died the next day, the authorities said on Friday.
Man Who Was Pulled Into M.R.I. Machine Has Died, Police Say
The man, who, without authorization, entered the room wearing a metal necklace during a scan, died a day after he was critically injured, the authorities said.
trib.al
July 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A lot of people don't understand that refusing to take off your chain and getting sucked into an MRI machine is actually one of the most admirable ways a man can die on Long Island. It's considered martyrdom.
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I never wrote a picture in my life
July 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I never wrote a picture in my life
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Finally someone speaks up for me and the other hairy guys out there. We’ve had it so hard for so long ✊😔
June 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Finally someone speaks up for me and the other hairy guys out there. We’ve had it so hard for so long ✊😔
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you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together
Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations arstechnica.com?p=1997521
Study finds bigfoot sightings correlate with black bear populations
The big conclusion: "If bigfoot is there, it could be a bear."
arstechnica.com
June 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
you guys are being very cynical about this but the real explanation is that bears and Bigfoot are buddies. They like to hang out and do stuff together
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I do think that at a bare minimum you need to have read the communist manifesto. Its a few pages long, available for free online, and seems almost more salient now than when it was written
March 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I do think that at a bare minimum you need to have read the communist manifesto. Its a few pages long, available for free online, and seems almost more salient now than when it was written
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
Can't park there
JUST IN: Japan Airlines plane hits Delta Air Lines jet while taxiing at Seattle Airport
February 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Can't park there