Irrational Robot
irrationalrobot.bsky.social
Irrational Robot
@irrationalrobot.bsky.social
Arcade games, lock picking, speed cubing, movie reviews, I'm "a little better than average" at a lot of dumb stuff.

Love to hate my least favorite sports teams. I watched the Simpsons when it originally aired
Wondering if employers will want to start giving people "essay questions" to show they didn't LLM their way through college.

"Here are three articles on a topic. Read the articles and write a brief summary of the topic discussed, including which articles you found most persuasive." 75 minutes.
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Soul Coughing
Parliament Funkadelic (All Stars)
Beck
Horsegirl
Chai
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Aerosmith
Rolling Stones
Lenny Kravitz
Sade
Beyonce's Lemonade

**BONUS TOURS**

1st concert age 5
Michael Jackson
When he was still Black

1st concert w/friends age 13
Al B! Sure
New Edition
Bobby Brown*

*Didn't perform for
"risque dancing"
Ohio
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

The GoGo's w/Flock of Seagulls
Madonna
Prince & the Revolution w/Sheila E
Keb' Mo
Willie Nelson and Ray Charles
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My favorite whoopsie here is that there are no dishes to eat from.
Personally, I think it's a bad thing when people in the government post AI images without disclosing that they're AI.

Image on the left is something RFK Jr. posted today. Image on the right is a photo from 2024.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Best prescription warning so far in the parade advertisements: something something "swelling between the anus and genitals"
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
McDonald's has more money than God, and cannot build a decent ordering app. I'm here in a McDonald's, on McDonald's wi-fi, and can't get the bouncy fries to go away (pretty sure this is "ping McDonald's, get current menu").
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
So DeMarcus Lawrence has 56 yards of fumble recovery and two touchdowns.

Seattle's leading rusher has 53 yards and no touchdowns.

You know what? I'm 💯 cool with that.
#Seahawks
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I laughed at this like three times
Alito: what if there were an imminent threat of war with a powerful enemy whose economy was dependent on US trade?

what if goldfish had laser-eyes
what if I could ride a bike to outer space

like that's just utterly implausible and not even kind of what's happening in this case
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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This is video of the incident bsky.app/profile/thet...
“YOU hit HER.”

CHICAGO - Trump’s ICE goons ram into a passing car after snatching someone, then brutally drag the female driver of the car they hit out of her car with guns drawn and arrest her too. (Her brother says she’s a citizen)
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I've probably watched this a dozen times, and it keeps getting weirder.
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
LinkedIn games: You're on a 56 day streak!

Me: yeah YOUR MOM's on a 56 day oh hey thanks
October 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Now we all push together
We might not agree how far
But we all know which direction
gets us closer than we are
And we know we're burnin daylight
with each second we don't start

Every shoulder to the boulder,
Here we go.
Heave ho!

#NoKings
🧵:

Last June, more than 5 million Americans joined #NoKings rallies across the country, protesting President Trump's authoritarianism. And this Saturday, with your help, it's going to be even bigger and better.
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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My "Oop! You're dead!" chocolate bar is raising questions answered by my chocolate bar.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Seeing this wired article, I am reminded how AI is slipping into more and more basic apps, so I asked for an AI generated image of a "wooden ruler 18 inches long"
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Jeffries: "The effort to mischaracterize the rallies that are gonna take place all across the country is part of the continued right-wing disinformation machine that is failing to persuade the American people."
October 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
MacBook power adapters are ridiculous.
October 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Portland Frog gets it
October 10, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Whenever I feel emotionally numb, I can always watch reaction videos to Zombie by the cranberries.
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Were there any really good TV shows about high school?
* My So-Called Life?
* Parker Lewis Can't Lose?

I'm just reflecting on how bad Saved By The Bell and Head of the Class were.
October 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I love the fall up here. :-)
September 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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FINAL: #KUfball 41, West Virginia 10.

Jayhawks (3-1, 1-0 Big 12) utterly dominant in all three phases. A visit from Cincinnati awaits next week.
September 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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This "insane asylums" thing is so incredibly bizarre. It's a figment of his imagination, completely unrelated to anything in reality, and apparently based on nothing other than his riffing on a misunderstanding of what the word "asylum" means.
September 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I left a lemon in my Amazon cart and got the funniest notification.

"Tap to purchase Lemon today"
September 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I've got to continue working to be a better person. There isn't anything particularly bad I'm doing right now, I just figure I've got room to grow.
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Oh jeez I forgot: I left my unhappy career in tech and started law school. It's been great!
tell me what u are doing
be proud of your work and share it here
hearing that we're not supposed to be promoting our stuff on here? seen a couple of posts disparaging that practice. still have no idea what this place is about, what is ok to post or not post, feeling like i'm dog paddling here
September 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM